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Caladium

@caladium

He/Him 5 decades old Doggo daddy Litrpg avid reader Mid michigan

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Caladium@caladium· 6d

Chonky!

Two snapping turtles on top of one another, one is smaller and more black in color and the other is giant and has its mouth open

Caladium@caladium· 10d

Koda the great black land shark waiting for snacks! #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Koda the land shark laying flat pouting for snacks

Caladium@caladium· 15d

Koda says hi!

Koda, a black and white malamute dog laying in the grass

Caladium@caladium· 16d

Sorry you had a bad day!

Orange flowers, three in bloom in a line

Caladium@caladium· 27d

Im trying to vacuum, you have to vacate the room... slowly worms and inches his way back in...

Koda laying flat and attempting to be sneaky

Caladium@caladium· 27d

Im sorry for what I said when it was 109 outside cake

Caladium@caladium· 28d

I see you trying to go to the bathroom in peace... wait for meeeeeee! #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Koda peaking under the bathroom door

Caladium@caladium· Jul 6

Mine playing in Lake Huron

Koda trying to see if he can jump in Lake Huron 🤔

Caladium@caladium· Jul 4

Oh look it's the oh crap you caught me on the bed without permission look... #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Koda with a mischievous look sneaking onto the bed

Caladium@caladium· Jul 1

Someone wanted to help in the garden today, he didn't quite make it! #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Why do you lay in the sun when it is 90 plus degrees oh black and white malamute dog in the garden.

Caladium@caladium· Jun 28

Ugh parents lol @alldolledup44.bsky.social

Red you are special plate

Caladium@caladium· Jun 21

Mega maid helper doggie! #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Koda holding a dustpan, pretending he is cleaning up all his furballs

Caladium@caladium· Jun 17

Just slapping any old things together at this point 👉 @alldolledup44.bsky.social

Doritos late night hot honey pizza bag

Caladium@caladium· Jun 17

I am hiding under your desk because im in trouble for the annihilation of dad's slurpee! #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Koda pretending to hide under my desk after getting in trouble

Caladium@caladium· Jun 13

You must give me your lunch tall minion! #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Koda the black and white malamute waiting patiently to lick my lunch plate.

Caladium@caladium· Jun 10

Everything reminds me of her!

Kleenex box, questionable pattern

Caladium@caladium· Jun 6

At least the computer being in the basement makes it cool...

Hiding in the cool basement 😎

Caladium@caladium· May 31

He escaped twice yesterday and I brushed a poodle out of him lol

Malamute fuzzzzzz

Caladium@caladium· May 29

My malamute has gotten his head stuck in once of those, TWICE lol

Koda the malamute with a cheese ball container on his head, licking the remaining cheese dust from the bottom

Caladium@caladium· May 20

A gorgeous moth and also the 🔥

Green and orange moth on a branch

Caladium@caladium· May 20

Repeat steps as needed!

Koda in his hole

Don't sass me it's my hole!

Caladium@caladium· May 16

Koda lazing in the grass

Caladium@caladium· May 12

Pet meeeeeee lol

Black and white malamute dog sitting in grass

Caladium@caladium· May 6

On yeah that's the spot! #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Malamute dog getting scritches with his tongue out

Caladium@caladium· May 4

May the 4th be with you

Caladium@caladium· Apr 24

Someone has had a hard day at the park, so obviously he needs all the treats! #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Koda, black and white malamute dog laying under a green metal picnic table.

Caladium@caladium· Apr 18

Mood

Gunslinger raccoon!

Caladium@caladium· Apr 13

Dirty mountain dew cream soda 20oz bottle

Caladium@caladium· Apr 13

He loves baths and definitely got one, here he is after said bath all super wore out..

Sad wet worn out malamute after a hard day at the park AND a bath or torture

Caladium@caladium· Apr 13

Yup the dog park was a taddddd muddy today! #malamute #dogsofbluesky

Super dirty Koda the black and white malamute in the back seat of a suv sitting on a blue fitted sheet

Koda the malamute at the dog park, super muddy