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Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush

@calamitycrush

She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club

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Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· 13d

A panel from Calvin aand Hobbes. Calvin, on the left, stands next to his dad and is screaming "AAUUGHHH!"

Off panel, his mom screams at the dad "Dear, what are you telling Calvin now?!"

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· 17d

We got blank VHS tapes at Half Price Books! Excited to tape random shit.

Three blank VHS tapes. Two from Sony and one from Maxell

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· 27d

Papshmir from the Naked Gun-ass looking dude

Scene from Naked Gun 33 1/3. The guy on the right looks like Stephen Miller

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Jul 10

We need to bring this look back

Patricia Morrison and Andrew Eldritch of Sisters of Mercy. Both are wearing white!

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Jul 7

My favorite part of watching Interview/Vampire Lestat is that I end up re-reading them and essentially *studying to watch a TV show*

Copies of The Vampire Companion, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, Memnoch the Devil, Tale of The Body Thief paperback that's missing its cover, The Queen of the Damned, and The Vampire Lestat

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Jun 26

Found this for free at the library. Richard Simmons and the Silver Foxes on VHS!

VHS cover of Richard Simmons and the Silver Foxes. Clockwise from left: Harry Hoffman, Jackie Stallone, Sal Pacino, Shirley Simmons, Richard Simmons, and Pauline Fawcett. A fitness program for silver citizens!

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Jun 12

It's the middle of summer, Big Ears!

Rik from the Young ones, bug-eyed, with caption that reads "But it's June the 12th"

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· May 23

Is this Tulsi Gabbard or Davey Havok?

A picture Of Tulsi Gabbard but it's artistically blurred and she ends up looking like Davey Havok of AFI circa 2006. Photo credit: Mark Peterson

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Apr 20

Lol

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Apr 17

Look how high the river is! I bet the Methodist Campground is underwater rn

A road/bike path along the Des Plaines River mostly submerged by flood water

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Apr 16

A black cat (Miss Lady Jade) stretches her front paws out and has her head down, atop a mattress woth white sheets

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Apr 8

Watching MTV's The State, which i got for a dollar, on a CRT TV that we found for free

A tv/dvd combo is perched on a kitchen table. To the left of it is a box set of comedy series The State. Onscreen, Michael Showalter and Ben Garant are sipping drinks at a child's birthday party

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Apr 6

Excited to read this

Liza Minnelli's new memoir, "Kids, Wait Till You Hear This!", which you can just hear in her voice. She is on the cover with her head in her hands

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Mar 29

They never bring back anything i want, like Sweet Secrets or Lady Lovely Locks

Two toys on a shelf at a store. On the left is Jem, a Barbie type doll with cotton candy pink hair and a hot pink dress. Next to her is My Buddy, a soft doll with Red Overalls and a blue hat

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Mar 17

It's just shelves full of the 1993 classic Dave

The cover of 1993's Dave. Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver are embracing in front of the White House

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Mar 12

Happiest of birthdays to the King of Chicago Television, Rich "Svengoolie" Koz!!! Thank you for making us laugh all these years @svengoolieofficial.bsky.social

A photo of Rich Koz peering from behind a curtain. To the right, there are three pictures of him as Svengoolie

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Mar 8

32?! Damn

Meme. A hot goth girl says "thanks 4 saving my life" to the Downward Spiral album cover. The album cover says "i probably made you worse"

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Mar 4

Did.. Did the Music Factory go out of business?

A white work van in a parking lot that has "C&C Pest Control" written on the side

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Feb 15

This is SO GOOD

Cover of new book The Gales of November: the Untold Story of the Edmund Fitzgerald by John U. Bacon

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Jan 16

For reference

Album cover for The Head on the Door by The Cure. A pair of ghostly looking hands is holding a bird possibly, idk

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Dec 27

The absolutely guy from the end of Tim and Eric

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Dec 26

Some stock room motivation for you

Carboard box that says UP FRAGILE CAKES with a giant arrow pointing up

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Dec 24

My all-time favorite photo of Amanda Lepore I wonder if they'd let me hang this in the dairy cooler

The tremendous Amanda Lepore, standing against a pink background. She is wearing a black low-cut dress with 40s style shoulder pads and a wideish hat. Her hair is platinum blonde and cascades in waves past her shoulders. Her lips and nails are a brilliant red. She is clutching two glass jugs of milk against her ample chest

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Dec 8

I love this, and it reminds me of this TWA poster i saw on Antiques Roadshow

A 1956 poster for an airline. The text reads NEW YORK FLY TWA. It is a picture that resembles Times Square but made of vibrantly colored squares

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Dec 5

Got a bunch of stuff at the library but this is what i'm most excited for

The cover of Amanda Lepore's biography. She is naked, with a pink fur wrap surrounding her. Her name in black strategically covers her chest. She looks fabulous, like Marilyn and Jayne

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Dec 1

Ceci n'est pas une knife C'EST une knife

Crocodile Dundee wielding a knife

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Nov 27

A close up of Brian Wilson's face. He's turned to the camera with an intense look. His Pet Sounds haircut is floppy. The text in Comic Sans reads "She Sloop my John B til I wanna go home"

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Nov 23

Its happening lol

A picture of a kitchen table with a CRT TV/DVD combo atop it. On the screen is the DVD menu for Better Man (2024), the Robbie Williams biopic

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Nov 22

RIP Michael Hutchence you beautiful man

Michael Hutchence of INXS leaning on the hood of a small pink sports car. He's wearing jeans, boots, and a white shirt with 2 dommes and a sub on it. His hair is wild and curly and he's wearing sunglasses

Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush@calamitycrush· Nov 20

Gary Cole as Mike Brady in The Brady Bunch Movie

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