Claire@calamityjames· 25d When the crate contains you, but not your rage.
Claire@calamityjames· 26d The lunchtime burger place gave me a thing of bubbles with my kiddie meal today. Time to be the most popular person in the office.
Claire@calamityjames· 26d Me: Why is my car insurance so expensive? I have no accidents or claims in the last 10+ years.
My neighborhood:
Claire@calamityjames· 27d NOT SURE about the moonroof and couldn’t figure out how to get in lol
Claire@calamityjames· 27d Harley was very talkative at day care again yesterday. They also made sure to get a good view of her grinch feet.
Claire@calamityjames· 29d Harley did many happy awoo’s at daycare again yesterday.
Claire@calamityjames· Jul 12 Once again, Hunter Biden shows more class towards someone than what they deserves.
Claire@calamityjames· Jul 9 Everyone got a brushing and Harley got a bath. Tina sheds just as much as Harley, I guess.
Harley is too mad at me to let me take a picture of her, so here’s a picture of the Fur Tree of Nesting Materials instead.
Claire@calamityjames· Jul 9 Guess who is eating and not sharing. Again.
Claire@calamityjames· Jul 7 Harley saw her friends at daycare yesterday and had THOUGHTS and OPINIONS.
Claire@calamityjames· Jul 7 Guess who is eating very good smelling food?
Claire@calamityjames· Jul 5 She’s thrilled with the news. Tina has other thoughts.
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 30 I regret to inform you that Freddy has been milkshake duck’d.
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 29 Babby needs attention. Damn my meeting.
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 28 Anyone playing Crossplay? If so, add me because I’m bored:
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 20 Update: they escaped and Master Chef is very wet.
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 20 The new fosters are safely in jail.
Master Chef (tabby) wants out, but Is It Cake (white point) just wants food.
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 20 I already ate a few, but got a good blackberry haul today. Harley noticed. She got a couple.
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 20 Harley had a good time at daycare.
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 18 Another round of “don’t take, only throw” is happening.
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 15 They’re best friends, don’t let the faces fool you.
Claire@calamityjames· Jun 15 Ok, I have to come clean: I brought a fortune cookie back from Lang Van and Rory just knocked it off the counter, breaking it. If we lose tonight it’s this little monster’s fault:
