chris walla, ,, (@calculizer) · DIRTY

chris walla, ,,

@calculizer

he him / musician / record producer / death cab for cutie, '97 - '14 /

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chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jul 12

the tire chemicals > coho misery cycle, in infographic form

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jul 12

ok let's fight

screenshot excerpt from andrew ryce's pitchfork sunday review of the rush album 'power windows', from 12 jul 2026, reading:

1989's presto (arguably their wimpiest album)

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jul 10

the messi statue from the back, with a sizeable crowd of onlookers

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jul 10

ok the messi statue is pretty funny

the messi statue. it's 26m tall

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jul 9

my favorite euro road sign is ‘midcentury detective crossing’

midcentury detective crossing

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jul 8

rosary on a rearview mirror

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jul 3

kurt ballou appreciation post

So you feel like your overall job changes on metal records as compared to, say, an indie pop record?

[Indie pop productions] require more insight as to the song and the lyrics and what kind of feeling the songwriter's trying to invoke. When you're recording a metal band, you know what feeling they're trying to evoke. [laughs] You just think, "Satan, Satan, Satan." When you're EQ'ing the bass guitar you're like "Satan, Satan, Satan." The snare drum - "Satan, Satan." It's more the technical challenge of, "How do I achieve the maximum amount of Satan?"

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jul 1

to the airport hotel conference room decor team: thank you for your service 🫡

an airport hotel conference room

close-up of the decor in the airport hotel conference room: a framed photo of john belushi in 'animal house', wearing a sweatshirt that simply says 'college'

still of john belushi from the film 'animal house', wearing a sweatshirt that simply says 'college'

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jul 1

advanced user

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 29

best possible summer weather in midt-norge

the farm at overvik, in trondheim. rain, a barn, trees. 16° c

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 26

every norwegian office kitchen

the norwegian office kitchen. a public whiteboard implores us to row

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 24

meanwhile in norway, my tax dollars at work. stay serious, nrk

screenshot from nrk. two headlines back to back:

'now the heat wave is coming to norway', accompanied by a photo of sexy summer fun swimming backflip excitement

'climate event canceled due to extreme heat', accompanied by a photo of an overheated beefeater

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 24

massive disruptive internal uk labour kerfuffle, all to swap in pantone 11-0608 for 11-0607

pantone 11-0608 'andy burnham'

pantone 11-0607 'keir starmer'

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 24

every email from the cfo of antifa

Yes bro. You Will get 10 k each

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 24

flash photos of grapes at night

a flash photo of grapes at night

a flash photo of grapes at night

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 23

my gold standard

the k-tel compilation album ‘southern fried rock’

Tracklist
A1 Ozark Mountain Daredevils-If You Wanna
Get To Heaven
A2 Blackfoot-Train Train A3 Charlie Daniels Band-The Devil Went Down
To Georgia
A4 Allman Brothers Band-Ramblin' Man
A5 38 Special-Rockin' Into The Night
A6 Black Oak Arkansas-Jim Dandy
A7 Molly Hatchet-Flirtin' With Disaster
B1 Pure Prairie League-Amie
B2 Bellamy Brothers-Let Your Love Flow B3 Elvin Bishop-Fooled Around And Fell In
Love
B4 Wet Willie-Keep On Smilin'
B5 Atlanta Rhythm Section-So In To You
B6 Gregg Allman-Midnight Rider
B7 The Outlaws-There Goes Another Love
Song B8 Marshall Tucker Band- Heard It In A Love Song

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 21

happy 4 am summer solstice from the medium north

looking north over trondheimsfjorden. sun

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 13

the last unicorn

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 10

can we please just define ‘ceasefire’ literally

screenshot of a new york times headline and subhead, reading

‘Wednesday, June 10, 2026
Read in the app
LIVE 23m ago U.S. and Iran Trade Strikes in New Test of Cease-Fire The exchange came after President Trump
said Iranian forces had shot down a U.S.
Apache helicopter near the Strait of Hormuz.‘

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 10

norway is very invested in musk’s success, quite literally, via the norwegian soverign wealth fund. so a little asterisk * on that definition is probably in order

screenshot detailing the norwegian soverign wealth fund’s investment in tesla.

TOTAL MARKET VALUE
21,286,166,753,521 NOK
Top 15 companies as of 31.12.2025
9. Tesla Inc
161,449,456,895 NOK
1.07% ownership of the company

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· Jun 9

huh

an nrk article dated 15 may 2026. the headline and subhead read

'Norway's Al usage highest in Europe

56 percent of Norwegians now use artificial intelligence. Al researcher Inga Strümke doesn't know whether to pop the champagne or cry.'

an nrk article dated 09 jun 2026. the headline and subhead read 'Young Norwegians at the top of Europe in cocaine use

Young, adult Norwegians are at the top of the cocaine use charts in Europe. Norwegian party culture, good advice, and easy availability are to blame.'

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· May 27

update

instagra post from morris day on 27 may, 2026. text reads 'Contrary To Rumor, Morris Day & The Time Will Not Be Perfoming At The "GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR"' and 'it's a no for me'

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· May 21

goodnight

looking north toward trondheimsfjord. trees, grass, houses, overcast sky

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· May 19

we shall see

photo of polaroid film that expired 21 years ago

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· May 18

let the games begin

photograph of a whole bunch of expired polaroid film

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· May 18

makes sense

screenshot of the washington post's 'make it make sense' podcast header on bluesky. they have 81 followers

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· May 17

jazz wolf

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· May 17

when st. anger came out i didn't internalize the name and i referred to it as anger street for a while

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· May 16

sunrise through the trees

chris walla, ,,@calculizer· May 16

good morning

looking north toward trondheimsfjorden. fair weather, early morning. birds, houses, trees, etc