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C Alexander records: 45 he/his hippie-married/boo’d up? Chicago living, NJ grown. Major Depression and stuff; no cop city, 🇵🇸 , socialism or barbarism, loves cats, etc. Fender guitars and amps. New York Mets, others

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Negative Creep@calexander· 15d

Four perfect albums from the UK during the nineties, featuring mostly guitars

Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible (August 1994 - UK only - artwork is “Strategy [South Face/Front Face/North Face] by Jenny Saville)

Mogwai - Mogwai Young Team (October 1997, UK - 1998, US)

Suede - Dog Man Star album cover (October 1994, in U.S. under band name “The London Suede.” Artwork is “Sad Dreams on Cold Mornings,” photo by Joanne Leonard)

Cornershop - When I was Born for The 7th Time (sic) album cover (North American alternate, September in both territories) (I prefer this version)

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Negative Creep@calexander· 18d

It is a genuinely wild story from this person’s genuinely wild life, read all about it. (The Congressman was a post-Nixon Democrat who only served three terms before either the Reagan Revolution or Ascam did him in, take your pick.

Born Rita Carpenter, her father, C. Hunt Carpenter, was a millionaire from an insurance business and natural-gas investments. She worked for the Republican party, but in 1976 married Democratic South Carolina Congressman John Jenrette.

John Jenrette was convicted of taking a bribe during the Abscam investigation in October 1980. Rita Jenrette appeared on the Phil Donahue Show, and her husband called in live to join the conversation. At his trial, she testified in her husband's defense.

Subsequently, she alerted authorities to $25,000 she found in her husband's closet, saying it was part of the Abscam money.

She gave an interview to Playboy that appeared in the April 1981 issue, accompanied by a nude pictorial. The article's revelation that her husband and she had sex on the steps of the U.S. Capitol during a break in an all-night House session caused a hoopla. (The comedy group Capitol Steps takes its name from this escapade.) She claimed that the couple was still "happily married" at the time the Playboy pictorial was photographed, although they had separated in January 1981, before it was published (they were divorced shortly thereafter).

Boncompagni Ludovisi and Jenrette married on May 27, 2009. To commemorate the marriage with Jenrette, the prince commissioned the re-creation of a fragrance originally devised for one of his ancestors.

The couple lived in his 16th-century family home in Rome, called the Casino dell'Aurora, or sometimes Casino Ludovisi, which they renovated. She resided for years on the premises and opened it to the public, giving tours and hosting charitable events there. She has promoted new research on the history of the property, as well as the creation of a related scholarly resource, the Archivio Digitale Boncompagni Ludovisi.

To settle an inheritance dispute, an Italian judge ordered Villa Aurora to be offered at auction in January 2022 for $531 million, but it attracted no bidders. It was to be put up for auction again at a slightly lower price. It contains the world's only ceiling mural by Caravaggio.

On 20 April 2023, Jenrette was ordered to vacate the Casino Ludovisi by order of a court of law as part of a ruling that she failed to maintain the historic property after a wall collapsed and blocked a nearby street. She declined to leave, forcing the Carabinieri to evict her. As she fled through the back door of the villa, she tripped and broke two ribs and her clavicle. As of May 13, 2023, she was staying in a villa

Negative Creep@calexander· 19d

I see.

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Negative Creep@calexander· 27d

“Oh man … this doin numbers!” thinks a strange looking man as he sees one of his posts has two reposts and three likes.

Negative Creep@calexander· 29d

Couldn’t put it better myself! Thanks Andrzej Żuławski, Director of Possession, one of the most astonishing, gripping, troubling, ambivalent, sui generis films ever made. Head over to Sam’s direction in Cinema Paradiso and explain some things, and thank him for me.

Over a still frame of a young Sam Neill curled on a bed in agony, clutching his chest with both hands, there is this text:

“Sam Neill is the glue holding the film together. Isabelle Adjani comes and goes and appears and disappears and makes a big bang every time she appears, but Sam had to be there all the time and hold the pieces together, by being there all the time.”

A screenshot from maramarietta dot com quoting Andrzej Żuławski’s director commentary track (c 2008) for the film Posession (1981). Żuławski passed in 2016.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jul 11

Front cover of the album Katy Lied by Steely Dan, an out of focus head on shot of a katydid in a bush.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jul 6

I almost missed it!

Screengrab of OP’s hidden words. Variations of Graham Platner’s, Susan Collins’ and “smoothgroins” (eww) are shown hidden and set to expire in 4 days. Matt Yglesias is on the permanent list.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jul 6

This “Wonderwall” slander is the cheesiest cope of all time, man; bad look for bad taste, all of yas. It’s a happy song! They’re happy! “Bohemian Rhapsody” is way harder to sing! You want them to sing John Martyn or “Teardrop” while we’re at it? Anyway, my permanent rebuttal:

“Wonderwall” with nearly 3 billion streams on Spotify. The song surely helped move a large portion of 22+ million copies of its parent album, including a staggering 5.7m in the UK (see next slide).

Chart from Wikipedia showing the best selling albums of all time in UK. Oasis’ “(What’s the Story) Morning Glory?” is tied with Adele for 3rd place with >5.7m copies sold. For context, Queen’s Greatest Hits tops the chart with >7.5m units, with a population of around 70m people.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jul 4

If it doesn’t make some random young pilot salute his fucking dick off, then all is lost. But who knows? Maybe this whole thing blows over and the President can play spastic free jazz at a midnight club in rebuilt Los Angeles. Anything to escape the guilt of his dead wife!

Screengrab from film Independence Day (1996). A heretofore (and hereafter) unseen and non speaking character in a pilot’s helmet vigorously salutes President Whitmore’s galvanizing speech. He looks a little young. And nervous. The salute is uncomfortably energetic.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 30

L’année á Trumpesbad.

Still from the film L’année Derniére á Marienbad (1961, d: Alain Resnais. In English: Last Year at Marienbad). A black and white wide angle of statues, triangular trees, and perfectly spherical trees perfectly lined along a walkway on the grand lawn of a country estate. Several bystanders are on the walkway, casting long shadows at 4 o’clock. The objects themselves cast no shadow. Brilliant movie.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 25

Man in a coat, tie and sunglasses staring pokerfaced at the camera amongst a small crowd of mourners.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 17

I’m being a killjoy and I’m sorry but he is trying to be sneaky:

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 16

I get that it’s fun to mock Hasbarists in the wild, but be aware that their comeback will be invoiced:

Famous Posh Spice and David Beckham class meme repurposed for Palestinian rights

Victoria: I stand with Israel
David: Be honest
Victoria: (defensive) Israel has a right to defend itself
David: (less gently, but he’s been here before) Be honest
Victoria: (flatly, honestly) I get paid $7k per post
David: Thank you

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 13

It’s on the MLB app

A screengrab from the MLB app that shows the Dodgers @ White Sox game in the top of the eighth. Over the box score the app has placed “PERFECT GAME” in a blue border to clearly hype it.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 10

Headline for Adrian Chiles column in The Guardian: “I’ve spent my whole life searching for the perfect pillow. Will this torment never end?” A picture of Chiles and his abnormally large noggin completes the tableau.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 10

The Far Side by Gary Larson, pub date 8-26-1987. A single panel comic of a gorilla grooming the back of another on a sturdy tree branch. The groomer is given Larson esque lady-glasses and is holding something from her male mate’s back, as the male side eyes back to her. “Well, well - another blond hair,” she exclaims in the caption under the panel. “Conducting a little more ‘research’ with that Jane Goodall tramp?”

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 5

Allison Gill of Mueller She Wrote is ready for a night on the town.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 4

I just blocked this guy without reacting or dunking (if you wanna go find him, fine, but it’s your problem, leave me out of it) but: man, fuck it. You want to blame the only people who can be arsed to stop the problem, be unhappy. It’s your ass, too.

[name withheld] “As I was saying the other day, this is like the 🐒 paw curling on the ⬅️ wish to be rid of conservatism. In 🇬🇧 and 🇺🇸now you have a far left, a ⬅️, a centre [sic] left, a centre, a big gap, and a nihilistic far ➡️”

This is a quote tweet of some wildly alarming headlines in the British papers that allege anti-white racism actually exists and is alive and well in Britain, as evidenced by one (1) tragic murder.

Negative Creep@calexander· Jun 4

Oh, man, I’ve never told this story! I found my loaner copy at Myopic Books in Chicago. On the inside flap is a dedication to someone, but the book was never opened. Sara, wherever you are out there in Chicagoland, fuck him. My partner and I aren’t Jewish but we can make decent latkes, come over.