They don’t like when I hold them like a burger. Don’t be burger shaped then idiot.

game got me like

Come to the Port Angeles/Victoria ferry in the next 45 minutes if you want an ass kicking

Me reading about all the Mariners injuries

I bet you could tow it behind a slingshot it doesn’t look that heavy

Introducing: the purple ones

It is with great satisfaction that I report to you: we are blooming

Wow!

She ate a ladybug

I worked at the bonneville dam today and it’s simply one of the best places in the world. I got to feed the trout, visit my old pal Herman the sturgeon, and hang out with this bird. I think it’s a grackle.

Say happy birthday to Stellaluna or eighty million years bad luck

If you enjoy doohickeys then I encourage you to check out the door at courier coffee in Portland Oregon

what the fuck

Working at a water treatment plant on the Oregon coast today and found out all the guys there take care of this little deer whose mom was killed by a car. Her name is Tina

Would be just thrilled to see more of this fella

Not in this house mother fucker

I drive all over the western US for my job but this stretch of interstate is legitimately the most harrowing driving I’ve ever experienced

Check this out

Happy opening day to all who celebrate

Jesus Christ lol

Shit is really bad and depressing all the time but also you sometimes see a fluffy cat when you’re walking around

I’m liking what I’m seeing

Happy new year everyone 🧧

Eating some spring rolls waiting for the ferry

The carrot haver

She think she’s rice