Fuck Gemini but easier to get the point across in this instance:

NGL, the MOANA remake tanking so badly that it made less in its opening weekend than the DUMBO remake, which barely anyone remembers, is kinda funny.

“KANE PARSONS BUILT THIS IN A MONTH! ON BLENDER! WHILE PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER AT VALVE!”

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It’s the same picture:

Gee, I wonder what film I'm preparing to watch this weekend.

SMOKING BEHIND THE SUPERMARKET WITH YOU is a geniunely charming, down to earth, adult romance that is equal parts relaxing and hilarious. The mini-eps (E1-6 chopped up, apparently) are out now and will leave you craving more. I'm so happy a full series arrives next month.

I can’t stop laughing at the fact that all the theatrical merch for the live-action remake of Moana is an animated-live-action Moana.

WWE, please call Tatum up to RAW. The tag team chemistry and potential is massive.

We fucking did it. #WeWantDestiny3

Who am I kidding? We already received Young Jigsaw in Saw 7.

As Guardians mourn in real time, thought I’d share one piece of #Destiny2 stuff I have: still to this day hanging up, in relatively pristine condition, I have the launch ad (double sided) GameStop flyer from when I picked up my then-physical-PS4 copy.

PSA: There are 17 days til THE VAMPIRE LESTAT premieres on AMC & AMC+. Sometimes AMC+ will debut the ep early. There are 15 eps of INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE S1 + 2, available now on Netflix & AMC+. You can watch one a day starting today, and it'll lead you right to the premiere. <3 #iwtv #tvl

Trying to make my way through as much of Spielberg's filmography as I can before DISCLOSURE DAY, and I've hit the Indiana Jones run of my watch/rewatch:

The first revival season was one of the most cathartic breaths of fresh air that I didn’t know I needed. I cannot wait for more.

May the 4th be with you! I wanna highlight something recent - my friend @ejarts.bsky.social was kind enough to surprise me with a Phantom Menace era release R2D2 cookie jar she discovered & cleaned up, alongside an awesome storybook of ANH! 😊 It’s like the only R2 thing I own and I love it lol.

Nothing says "golden age of technology" like having to factory reset your smart tv because it ran out of internal storage, despite deleting every app besides the ones the tv literally can't uninstall, and kept interrupting every 60 seconds. A TV SHOULD BE A TV.

Whoever at Fangamer designed this keychain deserves a fucking raise.

I guess we have another #Wrestlemania42 celebrity wrestler this weekend…this time from Shrek.

Adrenaline In my soul Mania weekend With Coney Rhodes #Wrestlemania42 #WWE #WrestleSky