Lesbian Sheldon Cooper

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Found in the wreckage left behind after a wizard's laboratory blew up in a mysterious accident 33 years ago, Raygun uses she/her pronouns, likes dripping goop and slithering ooze, and thinks much too hard about Spock's booty hole for polite society

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Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· 26d

God I hate the birth scene at the beginning of 2009...

Data walking out of the room with a silly kind of swagger but he's been edited so that he has a big booty

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jul 7

Keep falling asleep instead of doing any of the things I want to do in the evening!!

Screenshot from "Operation Annihilate" where Kirk, Spock, and a couple of redshirts are standing in a little plant covered waiting room with alien pancakes on the ceiling. Caption reads "[sucking noise]"

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jul 6

I'm deeply unwell about Spock's five o'clock shadow here

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jul 6

I must have been smoking the weed that makes you possessed by Spock cause I paused it here while I got myself all situated & then spent so long staring at the screen just losing it feeling like I was dissolving into this man's skin & just being like "my god why is he so pretty what the fucking fuck"

Picture of my TV. On it AOS Kirk stares emotionally at something off screen. He looks stupid pretty for no reason and it makes me want to throw up acid on him and gulp down the mush he dissolves into like I'm a big fly

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jul 5

Here you go!

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jul 5

And a Kirk version

Tiermaker for AOS Kirk's outfits. In the S tier there is his dress uniform from ID, his butch motorcycle jacket look from Beyond, his tighty whities from 2009, and his nose tampons/bloody T-shirt from 2009. A tier has his command uniform from 2009/ID, his outfit from the end of Beyond, his Klingon disguise from ID, winter jacket from 2009, and cadet uniform. B tier is his drill jumping suit from 2009, command uniform from Beyond, off duty uniform from 2009, t-shirt and jacket combo pre-blood from the 2009 bar fight. C tier has his drill jump suit again bc I'm dumb, his space jump suit from ID, his hospital gown look from ID, and his hooded robe thing from Nibiru in ID. D tier is his ID wetsuit and his Kobyashi Maru jumpsuit

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jul 5

Image of Spock looking at Kirk kind of upset ish (for Spock) from the "pointy? Is that a derogatory reference--" scene. A tumblr post by gristliker is next to Spock. Said post reads "hey why aren't you groping me? do you hate me?"

Kirk looking at Spock in that same scene from previously. He's looking at him with a wtf type expression on his face

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jul 5

Hi hello I ranked Spock's outfits

A tiered list featuring AOS Spock's outfits. In the top S category, you have his puffy jacket from when he went to the Klingon homeworld in Into Darkness, his dress uniform WITH THE HAT in into darkness, and his scratchy "I love my mommy and fuck the VSA" turtleneck from 2009. In the A category there is his regular science blue uniform from 2009/into darkness, the dress uniform WITHOUT THE HAT from into darkness, and the volcano suit from into darkness. B tier features his fun jacket he wears for the shuttle ride where he meets Carol Marcus and hates her immediately in into darkness, his black professor outfit that he also wears at the end of the when he's meeting meemaw in 2009, and the jumpsuit from Beyond. In the C tier there is his normal science blues but from Beyond (sorry but the Beyond uniforms are ugly). And in the D tier, acting as the sole absolute crime against God, there's that shirt that looks like a pajama top that he wears at the end of Beyond

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jul 4

We all wear these

A box from the official Star Trek helmet which features a kid wearing said helmet which is just a goofy looking plastic motorcycle helmet thing that's white and has a big siren light on stop and "SPOCK" written across the forehead

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jul 3

Me, looking through my pics all night to try to find a good one for my new phone bg. Me, settles on this one

Screenshot of my phone home screen and the background image is one of the promotional stills from 2009 where Spock looks air brushed to hell and like a doll with bad hair. He's standing in parade rest with his head kind of cocked

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 30

The problem with writing a really gory disgusting self indulgent fic is that absolutely no one else wants to hear about it but I'm having the time of my life so I want to yap about it

Tos Spock looking through a tiny window in a door and kind of giving off forlorn vibes

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 27

I finished my AOS Kirk x TOS Kirk fic!! Come get y'all kirkcest!! archiveofourown.org/works/87450716

Screenshot of the fic title "Bark like a God" and the summary which talks about AOS Kirk getting stuck in the prime universe where the captain is a dick and the Kirks don't like each other

Screenshot of the tags on the fic. It's an explicit one with tags like "daddy kink", "dom TOS Kirk", "sub AOS Kirk", "selfcest", and "dom training"

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 26

I FORGOT TO SHOW YOU ALL THAT I FOUND MEEMAW AT AN ANTIQUE STORE YESTERDAY LOOK AT HER UTTER PERFECTION

Old Burger King toy from 2009 of prime Spock

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 21

Happy Father's Day to daddy! 🥰🥰

Kirk in Beyond in his fun butch motorcycle jacket sitting in the captain's chair kind of man spreading

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 14

I made a collage last night about Spock's relationship to his spirituality & I'm quite proud of it ngl

Collage featuring art of a futuristic looking desert city at the top, a quilt pattern of stars, the scene from 2009 of Spock and Kirk talking to Nero on the view screen, art of an androgynous lite player sitting in the woods, some Celtic knot art in the corners, and a woman holding up a cloth. There's text as well that's split into 3 sections. The first reads "but many more Gods were 'natural' Gods with 'civilized' aspects or vice versa. God who were worshipped in both field and city with different aspects in each. Vulcan, for instance, was a God of volcanoes and also a God of smithing and metalwork" The second one reads "I myself have relationships almost exclusively with deities and spirits of civilization, for reasons I've never properly understood. Maybe it's out of necessity." And the third reads "the countryside is beautiful and visiting is always a pleasure, but human energy is what draws me and pulls me in most. It's vibrant and always changing, and very seductive to me"

The saw collage from before only now the art of the androgynous lyre player has been opened to reveal with behind it, which is an image of Spock from 2009, some space dust, a tentacle, and the words "walking between the worlds". On the left hand flap of the opened art there is an image of Kirk and Spock looking at each other intensely. On the right is art from a tarot card of the Lovers

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 10

A horrible tragedy befell my household last night

Picture of a broken TOS Star Trek commemorative plate

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 10

Went to go write but ellipsus isn't working??

Creepy promotional image of AOS Kirk where he's mostly in shadow and staring right at the camera forehead first

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 9

I was today years old when I realized "cheese whiz" is a play on "gee whiz"

Meme image of movies era Spock (gotta be wrath of Khan or onward cause he's in the ugly monster maroon uniform) just kind of looking blankly off screen. The text reads "I do not think"

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 7

I've gone on about it many a time & one day I'll shut the hell up but god it bums me out how many writer memes & silly writer accounts are just all about how much they hate writing & how writing sucks

Brainless Spock from "Spock's Brain" sitting in a chair blankly, kind of drooping, looking a little forlorn and dissociated

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 7

We were going through the last of our boxes after the move & I found my most prized possession: a framed picture of the tng crew that my parents found at a garage sale & bought for me. I don't even like tng like that so this object brings me so much delight. It's so fucking funny that I have this

Framed picture of the first season tng Enterprise crew

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 5

YES YES YES

Meme image of someone putting money in the collection plate at a church. The text reads "keep preaching"

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 5

Just thinking about Spock's gender again, as you do, &

Emoji making a :3 face but with huge eyes that are full of hearts and the little guy is blushing too. There are hearts all around it and they're kind of smeared like they're intensely moving

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 4

Now that's just mean.... Them having star trek 4 here. That's just fucking mean

Picture of my TV screen. I've opened Zachary Quinto's page and among the list of things he's in, there's a link to a blank screen labeled Star Trek 4 next to Heroes and Invincible

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 4

So mad that they took In Search Of off of tubi what the helllllll. I only watched the eps about aliens & UFOs & stuff like that cause I was only kind of in a Quinto phase. Now I'm very deeply Quinto-ed & they don't have it anymore!! I want to watch Quinto talk about Atlantis & mind control & shit!

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 3

Wall of my room. The top is a poster from Star Trek 2009 of the bridge crew in black and white. Beneath it is an autograph from Jeffrey Combs. There's also a couple dolls of TOS Kirk and spock in their space suits sitting on top of a book shelf mostly out of frame

The book shelf that was out of frame in the last pic is now in frame. The top has the dolls mentioned in the previous pic as well as Funko pop of Spock's death scene from wrath of Khan, a hotwheel of the AOS Enterprise (this is the "battle scarred" version but you can't really see it in the pic), and a little painted Spock. All of the shelves have star trek books on them. The top one also has a replica TOS phaser and communicator on it. The second shelf has a replica AOS tricorder and tiny figures of Nero, Keenser, Kirk, and red shirted Chekov. The last shelf has a tribble and a replica tos tricorder

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 3

I've officially finished putting together my writing office/meditation nook/star trek room! Ain't she a beaut

Picture of a corner of my room. This features cardboard Spock, a cute little night stand with a dinosaur lamp on it, a short brown bookshelf with an altar on top of it, a poster from the Search for Spock promo of Kirk and Spock, and my little black chihuahua sprawling in a Sunbeam from the window

Picture of the taller bookcase in my room. There's a TOS wall panel on the wall, a rocky horror picture show poster on the other wall, a bunch of star trek books on the shelf, some merch on top of the shelf like the squishy dolls of Spock and Kirk from tmp, squishy rubber duck Spock, a bjd of AOS Spock, and a replica of the bridge and transporter room from AOS. On the shelves there is the entire bridge crew from Beyond as funkos, a rainbow colored meditating TOS Spock, 3 burger king toys of AOS Kirk, Spock, and Scotty, hot wheels of the AOS Enterprise and the Vengeance, a Spock gonk my mom made me, my bong, and a little Kirk with a phaser saying "pew pew pew"

A corner of my room. This features my rocking chair with a Star Trek TOS comics blanket on the back, a star trek snuggie folded up on it, and an alien build a bear sitting on it with a rainbow flag in its hand. There's a David Bowie poster on the wall

The doorway into my room. There's a small bit of wall between the door and the threshold to the closet. The little wall has a bunch of autographs displayed on them. The are, in order from top to bottom, Tim Russ, Laurence Luckinbill, Roxann Dawson, Robert Duncan McNeill, Nichelle Nichols, and Terry Farrell

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 2

Edited screenshot of a quoted post. The og post is by AOS Kirk and reads "do y'all forget you have a father when you insult men in general???" And the quote post is Spock and it reads "does Sisyphus forget of his boulder"

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· Jun 1

Actually kind of insane how much of a stranglehold this moment has on me. He just whacks him!! He's walking backwards so he can stare at him! His goofy little facial expressions!! They're so fucking cute I can't stand it

Lesbian Sheldon Cooper@campyalien· May 30

I manifested this. Also Kirk looks like this