Damnyoureyes

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Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· 7d

Oh I was just fan-casting this guy:

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· May 22

This is just perfect:

Image of text from the article. It reads:

“Well the wrecker company’s going to tow it out,” the officer said.

McDaniel then explained this was the third time he’d gotten the Cybertruck stuck in water. “The third time you’ve done this?” the officer asked.

“Yes,” McDaniel said.

“Why?” the police asked.The start of McDaniel’s answer is lost as wind blows

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Mar 10

FUck I need to try this at my next interview:

Excerpt from the linked article:

"I absolutely think I'm qualified for the job," Sheahan said last year when questioned about her lack of credentials. "Because at the end of the day, what really makes anybody qualified for any job?"

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Feb 10

I try and keep some of this stocked in my fridge for toddy or boring reasons.

A large bottle of Honey, Citron and Ginger Tea being held in an anonymous hand.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Jan 26

I hadn't heard of this game and it looks like they don't need his help after all

A screen capture of the steam store page for Highguard, which shows the current English reviews as "Overwhelmingly Negative" out of a total of 1863 reviews.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Jan 21

An excellent waste of a few minutes. picrew.me/en/image_mak...

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Jan 9

Oh shit this was my "So bad I started bleeding from my eyes" job blurb from a few months back:

A screen cap from a job post that reads:

"About the Job
Arist uses AI + SMS and MS Teams to train the world's largest companies where people spend all their time.

We're revolutionizing enablement with a ground-up reimagining of how learning is created and delivered - making learning more accessible, engaging, and effective for teams worldwide."

You just puked a little in your mouth, didn't you?

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Sep 8

Arg I thought of this one 5 seconds after posting too.

Album cover for Portishead's Dummy (1994)

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Sep 8

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Sep 5

I'm at 19 months since I was laid off from my studio, 13 months since my unemployment ran out, my 401k is empty and my SNAP is ending at the end of the month. Jobs aren't happening. I need help with rent/bills. paypal.me/CMcCartney474 Venmo: @CamMcCartney Miles and Reg for attention:

A small black cat named Miles stares at the camera with large black murderous eyes.

A larger black cat named Reginald loafs majestically on a bookshelf speaker.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Aug 26

I mean there's a very solid connection between Reagan and 9/11.

Original ending of Rambo 3 which dedicates itself to the "Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan".

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Jun 9

It gets somehow worse? Real "Fell down and elevator shaft and landed on some bullets" energy.

Excerpt from the article that passively mentions that 'police vehicle' that was transporting wounded officer crashed and caught fire on the way to the hospital.

"Snelling said Rivera “was a hero, and she lost her life tragically” when he spoke to reporters early Friday outside University of Chicago Medical Center, where she died.

He acknowledged that the police vehicle that was being used to transport Rivera to the hospital had crashed and caught fire.

“There was some type of malfunction in that vehicle that caught fire,” he said. “But assisting officers came in and she was transferred to another vehicle and then driven to the hospital.”"

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· May 18

The Dean from Community with the phrase "This better not awaken anything in me." in block font at the bottom.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Feb 20

4 years ago Google sent me a survey with just the worst banking app names:

A Google Opinion Rewards survey asking what "new digital banking solution would you trust to used based on name and slogan alone" The options include "Luvly - A little luv for your money", "Findi- Friend in finacial independence", "Hom- Home is where your money lives", and easily the worst "Baenk- A little love for your money". I submitted option F "All of these are awful".

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Feb 12

I love this part without any context. HORSES!

A zoomed in section from the efficiency graph, without any context for the data points. For some reason there are multiple points labeled HORSES.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Jan 9

An actual email I got from recruiting company today. We live in the worst of all possible futures:

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Dec 12

We should all play Luigi's Mansion again. Lots of ghosts need vacuuming it seems.

A list of all the current US government position picks, and their reported net worth.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Dec 6

Blocklists are great, I was so confused why I couldn't find his profile to block him manually.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Nov 18

i was raised on these streets

A tiny, cramped screenshot from the terrible game, Streets of Sim City.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Nov 9

quote with your full avi, let’s see the full pic

Cameron stares at the camera in a worn sweater with a forced neutral expression, with a few days stubble despite naming this picture "cleanshaven.jpg". He was enjoying the dramatic light in his old apartment.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Oct 30

Repost with a photo of you where you aren't even the least bit menacing. (Circa 2017, where it was the style at the time.)

The author is posing while looking away from the camera with a Buddha's Hand Lemon in the breast pocket of their jean jacket..

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Oct 25

Miles is a Tankie because he's just "Mao Mao Mao" all the time. (Pictured below, mauling my hand in response:)

Miles the black cat blissfully gnaws on his owner's index finger.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Oct 15

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana or Pearl Jam or The Breeders. (It was almost Harvey Danger "Where Have All The Merrymaker's Gone" or Green Day "Dookie")

Album cover for Portishead's 1994 album "Dummy".

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Oct 4

quote with a picture of you from the 80s

A 2 year old Cameron, sporting a dirt mustache and a gray sweater with a red helicopter on it.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Sep 25

Because I can't afford any shame, if you wouldn't mind helping keep my cats (and me) fed and housed for the foreseeable future, I would appreciate it. I have been unemployed for 7 months and have run out of UI benefits and need anything I can get. (Games/software QA jobs count too!)

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Sep 24

Reg and Miles were displeased that I was gone all day yesterday at a BBQ and came back smelling like a pug.

Two black cats, Reg and Miles, lounge on a red leather wing backed chair.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Sep 18

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Sickos guy saying "Damn even by my standards this is deeply fucked up"

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Sep 16

Neat.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Sep 15

This is a piece of flatbread, some cheap pre-sliced smoked lamb from a pack and Icelandic butter that I had for breakfast almost every morning in Reykjavik.

A piece of icelandic flat bread, with icelandic butter and icelandic smoked lamb, before its folded in half to make a snack sandwich.

Damnyoureyes@camyoureyes· Sep 9

Welp it's been 7 months since I was laid off, and my unemployment has run out. I'm waiting for a callback on my EBT application, but I definitely need help with groceries, bills and Rx cat food. Anything helps. Cat Tax attached #HelpSky #MutualAid