i fear productivity will be at a minimum today #mcm

i'll admit, i miss the bush 🥲

i forget what the theme for Thursdays is so i figured i'd cover my bases

don't be mad but i trimmed things up a bit... the full bush will be back don't worry!!!

just a little over a week until i'm on vacation, i can't wait #tummytuesday

time marches ever onward, and once more we return to #fcf

one of you was responsible for this last night and you damn well know who you are

smiling through the pain, someone please lather me in aloe 🥲

i have no idea what you could possibly be talking about

excuse the shirt, i fear the sunburn would have proven too distracting

you can't tell because of the filter but i have a comically bad sunburn across my entire torso #mcm

happy fireworks day if that's your jam, i'll be otherwise occupied with this

i really love a three day weekend #fcf

felt cute for once so you get face et al. today, you're welcome 🙂‍↕️

it's too hot out for pants

some bulge and belly for your #tummytuesday

it was great to visit some friends this weekend but god am i horny today

the first of two three day weekends in a row for me, it's a #fcf miracle

alternatively, i'm pretty sure frotting involves some variation of humping

for your #humpday consideration

i actually remembered to do one of these on time and it's not even one of my regulars 💀 #mcm

you're not the only one 😵‍💫

i absolutely posted this on friday i don't know why you would say otherwise

i wonder why i can't get anything done today 🤔

i think a sloppy makeout and some light to medium groping would fix me #tummytuesday

i can think of one way to beat off the sunday scaries

happy friday from your favorite fat boy with a full bush and fat cock (i ran out of f words) #fcf

i missed #tummytuesday yesterday, i hope this makes up for it

jerking off for a second time? in this economy? it's more likely than you think

i should probably clean the bush up one of these days. definitely not today though 😌