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Candaru@candaru· 3d

so TL;DR for my followers, this is an art-selling site which takes literally a 0% transaction fee from sales. I've been slowly crossposting all the Calico Parade stuff to test the waters, see how it survives, see how it's being moderated, etc. (1/2)

Candaru@candaru· 3d

having an anxiety attack so I'm taking an edible and going to start stream in about an hour or so when it kicks in

Candaru@candaru· 4d

I wish I could enjoy romance games... everyone looks like they're having so much fun with Field of Mistria

Candaru@candaru· 4d

still streaming today! just woke up so it might be a few hours. bit later than usual

Candaru@candaru· 21d

Gonna do a live comm stream later today!! Probably around 11:00 AM EST!

Candaru@candaru· Jun 2

if you didn't come to stream, you're really missing out

Candaru@candaru· Jun 2

QRP with your pride flag/s! (One new one for the season. I guess.)

Candaru@candaru· May 28

I'M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A screencap from the game Trails from Zero. Two men lie on a blanket staring up at the sky. Randy says: "is the me who's always smilin' and laughin' now the real me?"

Candaru@candaru· May 27

ok I don't have many OCs anymore so. I'll share my cringefail daughter who sucks. she lies nonstop about Literally Everything and acts like a Cool Suave Manipulator but the reason she's doing it is really REALLY stupid. she has no actual important secrets to hide. she's just a normal girl.

Lineless art of a smirking girl with red eyes and short brown hair.

Art by nanodesu of a smirking girl holding a chess pawn.

Candaru@candaru· May 17

I still cherish the little Feenie you drew for me :>

A paper with many signatures and doodles.

Candaru@candaru· May 1

LIVE NOW with PWYW comms! 💖 (I need to pay back a debt, but am not currently in grave financial danger for once 😅) 💗 www.twitch.tv/candaru 💗

A shoulder angel flashing a peace sign at the camera. Text reads "live PWYW comms!"

Candaru@candaru· Apr 16

I didn't really have an answer for favorite art style but I stand by the rest of these

Candaru@candaru· Apr 1

Happy Birthday to my favorite character in the whole world 💙

A picture of Magdalene, a woman with white hair in a blue suit. She smiles awkwardly. Behind her reads "Happy April Fools!"

Candaru@candaru· Mar 31

I think what the Sky games actually do better than any other game are one-liners. There are some real gems in here

Josette: Despite the whole 'blargh emotional distance, you are my chess pieces' thing, you've been really helpin' us out. A lot.

Candaru@candaru· Mar 23

realizing with dawning horror that if Trails just made them all an official throuple, I'd actually be down for it this is MY sky pirate girlfriends

Estelle: Well, we're old friends, after all! We're the Red and Blue Knights, remember.

Now let's combine our forces and find our lost princess!

Candaru@candaru· Mar 21

LIVEBLOGGING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

Kloe, smiling sadly: I love that about you, Estelle. Your open honesty.

Candaru@candaru· Mar 21

what do I need to do for people to draw them kissing

Estelle: I mean, honestly, Kloe, I can't hope to compare to you.

Kloe: Oh, Estelle, you're so silly when it comes to this sort of thing.

Candaru@candaru· Mar 21

cries and throws up

Kloe: That's when I gave up, because I realized I never had a chance against that.

Candaru@candaru· Mar 21

they're like, so cute

Estelle: They do seem pretty comfortable hanging out with you, even though they know about your important royal stuff.

Candaru@candaru· Mar 18

I'm so angry they DON'T get together actually

Kloe: But of course! Heh heh. And I wanted to thank you, too.

Estelle: Us? Nah, it's totally all you! We've learned a whole bunch just from being around you!

Estelle: You've taught us all about kindness, and courtesy, and strength of spirit, and all that other junk!

Estelle: ...Not that it's actually junk... Ahhh, I'm so bad at this!

Candaru@candaru· Mar 9

it's very weird how this is supposed to be Estelle misreading her having a crush on Joshua somehow. how does this not read like Estelle projecting her crush on Kloe. what the fuck.

Estelle: Heh... I think you've still got a little crush on Kloe.

Candaru@candaru· Mar 9

Would anyone want to buy these super cute Neo Trio standees to help me and Almond cover moving costs? Something like $50 + shipping for the set? #epitheterased #prisonofplastic

Acrylic standees of Molly Blyndeff, Trixie Roughhouse, and Phoenica Fleecity from Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic.

Candaru@candaru· Mar 8

Estelle??????? Do you have something to share with the class??????

Kloe: Well, if you'll both pardon me, then.

Estelle: Hmmm... she's such a sweetie, yet she's all dignified...

Estelle: If I were a guy, I'd be completely wrapped around her finger.

Candaru@candaru· Mar 7

games foundational to me 💗 my9games.com

- Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time
- Kirby Super Star Ultra
- Super Smash Bros Brawl
- Pokemon Diamond
- In Stars and Time
- Ace Attorney: Apollo Justice
- Pokemon Soulsilver
- Pizza Game
- Zero No Kiseki/Trails from Zero

Candaru@candaru· Mar 4

never posted these pics of a clay Mudsdale I made for my partner

Candaru@candaru· Mar 4

been feeling this a LOT lately

A screenshot from Trails in the Sky.
"Professor Alba: My head says, yes... but my wallet says, no. I'll try and save up a bit, though."

Candaru@candaru· Feb 26

Gas station chicken AND discount Valentine’s Day chocolate 😭 😭 😭 I have the best roommate in the world 🥹

Candaru@candaru· Feb 25

Aaaaah I'm so excited!! I shall submit my PMD OC, Alya :D she's a Cleffa wearing a pecha scarf!! (artist here: toyhou.se/Koda_want_to...) Tagging @suppersoup.bsky.social @calicoparade.bsky.social @czarkhasm.bsky.social !!!

A PMD style icon of a smiling Cleffa with a pecha scarf.

Candaru@candaru· Feb 23

me when I vent to my friends

Oddish: Telling you everything made me feel better!

Oddish: Thank you so much for listening to my rant!

Candaru@candaru· Feb 17