CandyGram™️
@cannypants
South Canadian, born and raised in Texas, but we literally get to call things whatever now, eh. Hairspray connoisseur. Dog Lady No DMs, please and thank you.
I had to do this the other day to even access my account, from TEXAS. I know this state is fucked Jo, but I haven’t had to do this for any of my other socials!
This little street urchin begs to differ. Our new rescue baby, Oscar - because he looks like a muppet. He was starving and on the streets. People are weird.
Haha. Facebook is OUT OF CONTROL. My mother posted wondering where Taylor Sheridan gets the energy, with a like to yet another new show. I responded: Cocaine. Then this happened
Can confirm. It’s what I do. Lol. Send me back to preschool. Adulting sucks!
Life in general used to be more positive, but yeah. I get it. There’s just SO much happening everywhere all the time. Here’s Roger. He has no clue that the world is a dumpster fire. Look at that sweet dumb face.
Not HONORABLE Mention…it’s the correct answer. Lol. Today is TOADIES Tuesday in Fort Worth. Annual Pre-New Year’s Toadies Show! #FortWorth #Toadies
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
A story…in two parts…after my mom sent a video of this trick. You’re welcome, everyone. 🤣😩
7:00 a.m. on a Sunday, and I don’t even go to church. Can’t say no to this face, so I split his meal and surprised him with second breakfast.