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jamison cant

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1. genius 2. 2500+ hrs in fallout 4 3. also i make music and post it on the internet sometimes

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jamison cant@cant· 7d

I'm not gonna pretend I didn't already know this.

results from the Hot/Crazy Scale test things everyone's doing today, I am allegedly 100% hot and 48.33% crazy, which places me right in the hottest and craziest corner of the marriage material category.

jamison cant@cant· 8d

altered screenshot from Twin Peaks, Cooper is speaking to Truman and Albert, saying "Two Weeks. The signature on a demon's self-portrait."

jamison cant@cant· 9d

sunshower!

photo of the sky, the rain isn't really visible from what i can see on my phone though.

jamison cant@cant· 10d

from the timeline synchronicity files, the post below Ben's, from @awholedamntown, featuring a dog with glowing green eyes like they sometimes get when on camera, with the caption "imagine dealing with this every day"; the dog pic resembles the picture of James Carville with his screen reflected in his glasses.

jamison cant@cant· 10d

and after writing it I'd ask them to delay the release for three years while I do one for Exposure by Robert Fripp, it would be very meta

the front cover of the Sacred Songs album by Daryl Hall.

jamison cant@cant· 13d

Detective Goren doing one of his trademark inquisitive gestures.

jamison cant@cant· 17d

Mad Men scene in Don's office with glum Paul and eager Peggy pitching ideas to Don, the preceding scene has Paul telling Peggy that he had a great idea but lost it because he forgot to write it down.

jamison cant@cant· 19d

Marcy Long, Fallout 4.

jamison cant@cant· Jul 3

I'm 8'3"

the standing-up "i have something to say" guy Rockwell painting.

jamison cant@cant· Jun 19

me when i think about how long it's been since i had to locate, download, and install a video codec

a cute little smiling puffer fish.

jamison cant@cant· Jun 18

THE RESIGNED BUGS BUNNY WITH FLINTLOCK PISTOLS MEME, ALTERED SO INSTEAD OF SAYING "IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO THA OLD ME" IT SAYS "IT'S TIME TO GO BACK TO THA CRUSADER KINGS 3", SORRY FOR ALL CAPS I'D ALREADY TYPED OUT SO MUCH OF IT BY THE TIME I REALIZED.

jamison cant@cant· Jun 15

"Did you enjoy the president's birthday?" caption on a screenshot of the "fuhrer's birthday" scene from Mad Men.

jamison cant@cant· Jun 12

me in the group chat

the blank "footage not found" slide punchline from arrested development.

jamison cant@cant· Jun 5

"c'mon i'll be cool, you won't even know i'm there"

crying human jabba dot jpeg.

jamison cant@cant· Jun 2

the weird thing is, i can't say for certain whether or not i even like it

another open can of Pepsi Cream Soda, why, i don't know.

jamison cant@cant· May 30

the coolest thing about the Now is the way everything is cheap and stupid

jamison cant@cant· May 25

normalposting

a me, sticking his face through a roughly head-shaped hole in a piece of cardboard with a red stripe bearing the word "Normal". his expression is at 40% resting bitch face and he has white guy lips, which is to say, none.

jamison cant@cant· May 19

Dale Cooper saying "'Two weeks'. The signature on a demon's self-portrait."

jamison cant@cant· May 6

Aesop Rock with a speech bubble.

jamison cant@cant· May 6

the Burger King text generator again, it goes "IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTINE".

jamison cant@cant· May 6

one must imagine Sisyphus happy

the title "Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me" as presented by the Burger King text generator everyone is playing with today.

jamison cant@cant· Apr 26

okay maybe it wasn't about a recording but they've obviously been scheming to develop an off-ramp for a while now, since JD finally zemped up I mean, they did drag Vance out first pic, again, unrelated

a second fake title credit i made for a show called "Winkie's", it is set in the Winkie's restaurant from David Lynch's film Mulholland Drive, this title card is a shot of an intersection of two stroads in a stark industrial suburb with a restaurant sign reading "Winkie's" visible in the distance, "Winkie's" is also written center-screen in the Twin Peaks font except it's pink and purple instead of green and brown, it would have been critically lauded yet shut out at the Emmys for its entire run.

jamison cant@cant· Apr 25

altered screenshot making it look like Derek from The Good Place is saying the quoted post.

jamison cant@cant· Apr 23

the Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech meme.

jamison cant@cant· Apr 19

i mean damb

bulgogi wrap with one end bitten off and standing independently on its other end, it is filled with beef bulgogi including miscellaneous chopped and shredded veggies.

jamison cant@cant· Apr 19

bulgogirrito

large grilled wrap, top view. it is the length and width of my google pixel 7 pro, and frankly more reliable.

same wrap, end-three-quarters view. it's at least a couple of inches thick.

jamison cant@cant· Apr 16

breakfast of champions

a slice of pepperoni pizza, a slice of hawaiian, and a can of pepsi zero.

jamison cant@cant· Apr 15

chat am i cooked

my co2 monitor says 1982.

jamison cant@cant· Apr 15

screenshot of a bluesky search results page, the search string is "clavicular to the polls", the Top column says "no results found".

jamison cant@cant· Apr 10

I think a recording is about to be leaked everyone's been distancing themselves, Melania planted her flag today, Vance is thin enough now pic unrelated

fake title credit i made for a show called "Winkie's", it is set in the Winkie's restaurant from David Lynch's film Mulholland Drive, the title card is a blurred interior shot of the cashier's counter and the exit door, with "Winkie's" written in the Twin Peaks font except it's pink and purple instead of green and brown, I think it could have done three seasons.