Cantante Cerdo
@cantantecerdo
Food Sexter, Tampon-Purchasing Feminist Icon, Certified Hater, GroceryBro
Fucking pathetic. So glad traffic up here is gonna be completely fucked so this guy can have a photo op
#afternoondelight First round of salsa this summer, everything grown in the garden, featuring: San Marzano, Roma, Juliet, and heirloom cherry tomatoes, vidalia onion, roasted garlic, cilantro, roasted & raw packed cayenne, jalapeño, and serrano peppers, & raw packed habaneros.
#sext Shaved NY strip sandwiches on toasted ciabatta with caramelized Vidalia onions, garden arugula dressed with lemon juice and salt, melted Gruyère, Dijon, roasted garlic horseradish sauce, and roasted green beans right out of the garden
I just realized that I was so busy PROMOTING THE GAY AGENDA the other day I neglected to give you, the people, the hot slutty food sexiness I know you crave. Pickled cayenne, jalapeño, serrano, chile pequin, and banana peppers from the garden with garlic, onion, and black peppercorns
If you need me I’ll be MAKING TACOS and PICKLING PEPPERS and PROMOTING THE GAY AGENDA
First pepper harvest from the garden, from top left, clockwise: Jalapeño Cayenne Serrano Banana Chile Pequin (little red guys) Also, San Marzano, Roma, and Juliet tomatoes are on the way!
#sext Pork Milanese, marinated in buttermilk and a touch ofjalapeño hot sauce, with cherry tomato relish with shallots and garden rosemary & basil. Served with roasted Yukon Gold potatoes and broccolini
#sext Cherry wood smoked pork burro with refried beans, enchilada style with a Hatch green chile sauce. Served with corn salad with shallot, bell pepper, cumin, & New Mexico red chile. Finished with avocado, scallion “grass,” and squeeze of lime.
#sext Roasted chicken with lemon and fresh garden herbs. Served with Yukon gold mashed potatoes with roasted parsnips and garlic, mushroom gravy, and lemony green beans
Ok, all of these slap? Hey @lethaljorts.bsky.social I need some feedback