the bareback contessa (new last name edition)
@capitaloftexas
austin. he/him. 30-something texan transplanted to minnesota. professional musician and even more professional faggot. 🏳️🌈 all other socials: carillonghorn this profile is nsfw; people i know irl look away
here’s a lil’ leaky semi; happy #fcf, bloomfies 🥰
repost with a screenshot of your hidden album
oh no idk how but @jokerpajamas.top’s cock ended up in my mouth??
like this? (she’s sleep, it’s cold in my office)
happy #fcf from the archives, bloomfies 🥰
you’re not gonna be laughing when i roll your cute lil’ butt outta my bed next weekend 😒 gonna be doing this every time you go past the middle
happy #fcf to all the little gay people in my phone 😌
showing your tiddies for everybody and their mother to see?!
umh sweaty don’t one up me on my own post (:
like jesus christ i need to fuck someone’s son immediately
cannot overstate how fucking horny i am today
went on another date with the 6’7” cutie; spent two and a half hours talking over dinner and they said they want to see me again so
i thought i remembered doing one of these for you; lo and behold it’s still in my hidden folder (i am surprised lmao)
me: *talks about how batshit texas has become* literally anyone from somewhere else: *agrees* also me:
omg happy hump say bloomfies! may i present my complete and utter lack of ass 😌
