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Capn B

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Capn B@capnboxfort· 1d

show me your pet and who or what they're named after

a Bengal cat looks up from a comfy cat hammock with a red blanket. she is cute but evil

candy corn, you know, from Halloween

Capn B@capnboxfort· 1d

last saved celebrity in your roll is now your therapist. hell yes, baby Yamal is my favorite type of therapist: baby

the infamous face swap of the infamous Messi giving Lamine Yamal a bath shot

Capn B@capnboxfort· 17d

post the thing, with a pic, no context

tailsteak@mastodon.art posts:

Eat your friends' toast and your enemies' toaster.

Capn B@capnboxfort· Oct 23

Come hang out on jorts.horse (or beige.party or fuckaas.space)

Mastodon post from @Jeanlucbacardi@jorts.horse:

Bluesky mods when someone calls me slurs: I sleep

Bluesky mods when I insult the person calling me slurs: 24 hour suspension

Capn B@capnboxfort· Sep 29

Post something g random or have an awful October

A medieval illustration in two panels. Top is a hare wearing a belt with a hook on it pointing a crossbow at a praying lady, bottom is the same hare with crossbow, another hare having treed a human and another one carrying a human off, tied to a stick.

Capn B@capnboxfort· Sep 16

if u see this, quote with the energy you bring to bsky

YouTuber Tom Scott standing in front of a wall of flame. Top text: I'm here at, Bottom Text: my fucking limit

Capn B@capnboxfort· Sep 13

Paging @terenceonline.bsky.social

Sticker on a wall. Snoopy looking down angrily, caption SNOOPY HATES I.C.E.

Capn B@capnboxfort· Aug 26

Where are you mentally, no new pics

A wizard staring into a starlit valley, caption: sorry I missed your text I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

Capn B@capnboxfort· Aug 21

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy. Behold the sacred catechism:

The infamous Just Walk Out meme by Da Share Zone: a skeleton is in the running position

Title: JUST WALK OUT, you can leave!!!
work
social thing
movies
home
class
dentist
clothes shoppi
too fancy weed store
cops if your quick
friend ships

If it sucks...hit da bricks!!
real winners quit

Capn B@capnboxfort· Aug 13

From infosec.exchange/@nxadm

Doom Guy sitting at a computer with a split screen view of four cacodemons. Title of the image is ZOOM in the Doom font

Capn B@capnboxfort· Aug 4

David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in a Mr. Show sketch, scene is a NASA press conference. Cross speaking into the microphone. Caption: America can, should, must, and will blow up the moon.

Capn B@capnboxfort· Aug 3

No cheating, last saved celebrity photo is now your therapist... (They were related so I posted both and also I win the game with either Mr. Gowron or Sicko Mr. Rogers)

Gowron from Star Trek (TNG and DS9) as portrayed by Robert O'Reilly, face superimposed over Fred Rogers in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, caption "Glory to you... and your neighborhood."

Fred Rogers in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, looking in from outside a vibrantly dressed window. The image has been altered at that the shirt under his cardigan says "SICKOS" and a speech bubble says "Yes... Ha ha ha... Yes!" in the style of the Onion's infamous parody of Chick Tracts

Capn B@capnboxfort· Jul 30

It's no comment, no context picture time

A TV news report, chyron "breaking news, protests turn destructive, downtown Seattle". A person in center frame, from behind, is dressed in a block hoodie and pants wearing a black backpack, holding a delicious looking vanilla cake with strawberries on

Capn B@capnboxfort· Jul 23

quote with an image from your phone but no context

Meme of a photo of a cat playing poker, title text: he's all in. Center text: he's all in. Caption, you guessed it: he's all in.

Capn B@capnboxfort· Jul 21

these two reprobates

A brown and white doofus of a poodle lies in the sun. His name is Lu and he is a fancy lad except also pretty gross

Extreme closeup of a total dingus, my Bengal cat Candy Corn. The fact that she is evil incarnate is mitigated by the fact that she is extremely bad at brain

Capn B@capnboxfort· Jul 19

a perfect tattoo for if you want people to know you have cool politics and taste in cd-rom adventure games

Two square looking characters in the fictional D'Ni language from the Myst series of games. They are numerals: the first is 6, the second is 11, meaning that in their base-25 counting system, they add up to 161, the antifa number

Capn B@capnboxfort· Jul 19

this is where I post from

Creepy ass toilet in a dark and dingy room. Truly threatening.

Capn B@capnboxfort· Jul 15

tfw ur bros are too rowdy

A corner pavement stamp reads BECHILL BROS, 1914

Capn B@capnboxfort· Jun 27

Post weird sign time

Anti youth drinking sign that due to "South Mouth syndrome" looks like it says "It's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth. Supply alcohol to minors."

Capn B@capnboxfort· Jun 9

he he liquid ass

The YouTube care for Apple's Introducing Liquid Glass, but the play button covers the G and the L making Liquid Ass

Capn B@capnboxfort· Dec 18

Predator handshake meme:

Left: my entire contribute to Python
Right: an 80s Wall Street Guy's average Tuesday evening

Center: three lines of C

Capn B@capnboxfort· Dec 11

George W. Bush famous photo op on an aircraft carrier, 'Merica-style banner says "Mission Accomplished" behind him. Graphic design was clearly someone's passion.

Capn B@capnboxfort· Dec 8

Unlike you, I get my news from a credible source

A screenshot of Sci-Fi Channel's FTL Newsfeed: a split screen where vaguely futuristic images line the left, and a virtual agent talking head appears on the right. Garbled text appears in a scroll at the top and a chyron at the bottom.

Capn B@capnboxfort· Dec 7

Post somebody you've been told you look like who you definitely don't look like

Mark fucking Zuckerberg

Capn B@capnboxfort· Nov 28

"we call them skeets"

Nana Visitor as the mirror universe (evil) Kira Nerys from DS9

Capn B@capnboxfort· Nov 28

from tootsite user slembcke@mastodon.gamedev.place:

If you heard how Unity stiffed the startup I work for with a $5k/year per person license, and thought “nah, it’s because they are making weird VR software. I’m safe.” You should think twice! They even go after people you’ve worked with!https://www.reddit.com/r/Unity3D/comment...Do NOT start a new project with Unity. They have a division tasked with making you regret it.

Capn B@capnboxfort· Nov 25

2024 vibes

A "Strange Planet" alien pointing their thumb to themself and saying "Oh I can lose interest in *any* task"

Capn B@capnboxfort· Nov 24

The energy I'm bringing into 2025:

The eight hours working, eight hours rest, eight hours for what you will poster, but it's three hours for work, six hours for rest, fifteen hours for posting

Capn B@capnboxfort· Nov 20

name a show you're positive no one remembers but you

Three men in late 19th century US Western attire leaning against a lamp post on a dusty street. From left, actors John DeLancie, Mark Rios, and Harry Dean Anderson. (The show is Legend.)

Capn B@capnboxfort· Nov 8

without downloading, quote post thingy current feels image

Some Pokemon girl faces off against evil orb thing. She is holding a cross. The girl is labeled "liberals", the orb is labeled "fascism" and the cross is labeled "nothing"