Captain C'vahn

@capncvahn

Grade A catboi beef 💪 He/Him | Bi | Top/Vers | Limsan Privateer 🔞N/SFW🔞 DMs open, collabs with mutuals Carrd: Lore posts: #VahnLore Consent is sexy~

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Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· 27d

It's Thursday. You know what to do.

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· 27d

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· 29d

Nothing special, just a catman on a walk 🚶‍♂️

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jul 10

Looks like you found my secret spot. I don't suppose you brought a towel...?

C'vahn, a tall and muscular blue-haired miqo'te with tanned skin and black-and-blue tattoos, sits on the ground naked just outside Iq Br'aax. His partially softened penis, chest, and face are covered with his own cum and he has an apologetic grin on his face, as if he's sorry the viewer saw him but unashamed about being caught.

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jul 8

Tidds too big

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jul 8

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jul 7

Been a while since I posed Eliza

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jul 7

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jul 5

The Vampire and the Rope Bunny ft @ninesffxiv.bsky.social as the voyeur

Viktor takes a call on his cell phone while Vale lies naked, bound, and gagged on his desk. In Viktor's other hand is a riding crop, held casually as if he is debating whether or not to use it. Across the street, Nines watches them through the window from his balcony.

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jul 4

I can hear this picture.

K'hyle, a short blonde miqo'te, and C'vahn, a much larger blue-haired miqo'te, stand naked somewhere in a tropical location. K'hyle holds his hand above C'vahn's erect penis with a mischievous grin, while C'vahn watches with a raised eyebrow, a mixture of curiosity and mild concern on his face.

Same scene as before, but now K'hyle has pulled down and quickly released C'vahn's penis, causing it to bounce back up and vibrate like a doorstop.

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jul 2

🧡NOM🧡 w/ @wallynolly.bsky.social 💙

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 26

Just a couple of nameday boys waiting for their cake! w/ @wolfgarmaka.bsky.social #makabday

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 23

Boots

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 22

Oh look! They all have a spot perfectly shaped to fit a Maka muzzle :3

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 21

If you see this, post a pic from your phone without explanation! Have fun!

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 20

Some birthday cake for you 💙

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 17

I actually did a pose like this a long time ago!

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 16

Something something taco tuesday

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 15

How about a Toby? :3c

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 14

Imma throw this one in the ring :3

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 14

Gonna do something a little different this time :3

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 7

Au Ra Farming (2/2) w/ @narathemiqo.bsky.social

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 7

Au Ra Farming (1/2) w/ @narathemiqo.bsky.social

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 5

Incubus is C'vahn's shard from the 13th. He's a selfish hedonist, arguably as powerful as Golbez and Zero, but too lazy to actually do anything with that power. His Echo and his connection to C'vahn let him enter people's dreams. He also may have once tried and failed to fix the 13th. #VahnLore

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· Jun 5

The snail speaks true

C'vahn stands on a beach with his hand on his hip, grinning seductively over the frames of his sunglasses. He wears a blue sleeveless summber vest and a shiny bikini that's slightly unzipped at the top, showing off just the barest hint of his large endowment. His chest hair is shaved off and he is slightly wet from his recent dip in the ocean, both of which emphasize his chiseled musculature along with the shadows cast by the sun.

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· May 28

May 28th is National Masturbation Day Bonus: it's Boy Pussy Thursday

Lucius, a tan, transmasc blond-haired midlander with tribal-style tattoos and nipple piercings, is lying on a couch in Solution 9, propped up on one elbow and with his opposite leg over the back of the couch. His legs are spread apart to more easily maneuver the large dildo he is masturbating with.

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· May 27

Something a little self-indulgent

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· May 26

"Aye, that's the supplies I need to fix the ship. Go talk to the captain an' he'll give you a proper reward." w/ @reimoonfallen.bsky.social

Rei receives his "reward" from Captain C'vahn: a tour of the captain's quarters and a hands-on demonstration of how the pirate captain plunders booty on his desk. Rei's legs are wrapped around C'vahn's waist, encouraging him to stay inside, while one hand tightly grips the edge of the desk. C'vahn's hand rests on Rei's stomach, showing him exactly how deep he's going.

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· May 24

Flipped a Leather Switch w/ @narathemiqo.bsky.social

Alter looks up from his phone in surprise and Cameron looks at Nara in shock as he walks out with a confident swagger. His usually soft and meek demeanor has been completely replaced, shocking both his boyfriend and his best friend with such a dramatic change. Where his previous outfit was a comfortable yet stylish jacket and pants, he now wears a leather vest, boots, and assless chaps.

Cameron, continuing from the previous panel: "...on?"

Captain C'vahn@capncvahn· May 22

Updated dick chart. I've still got more characters I didn't include, but this is the main Eorzean crew. Spicy #VahnLore

$A dick size chart of the Rough Seas crew. First slot shows Bodimir, a short blue hrothgar with a twelve-inch penis with a prince albert piercing. He is listed as a dominant top and has quirks of "Bisexual, prefers ladies" "Biggest dick in the crew" and "Secretly loves being dominated by women" Second slot is Brynden, a red-headed highlander with white highlights and a 7.5" penis. He is listed as a submissive bottom/vers with quirks "Very sensitive nipples" "Sometimes uses his own cum in cooking" and "Passes out immediately after sex" Third slot is C'vahn, a large and muscular blue-haired miqo'te with Japanese and tribal-style tattoos an a nine inch upward-curved penis. He is listed as a dominant top/vers with quirks "Hyperproductive" "No refractory period" and "Tends to bite" Fourth slot is Grandt, and overweight middle-aged highlander with a 7.5 inch penis. He is listed as dominant vers with quirks "Likes short men and tall women" "Carefully maintains his body shape" and "Enjoys topping more when his partner is well-endowed" Last slot is Incubus, a voidsent in miqo'te form with a 6.5 inch penis with a jacob's ladder and prince albert. He is listed as a dominant bottom with quirks "Voidsent; absorbs aether during sex" "Somnophiliac" and "Able to enter people's dreams, often causing wet dreams" Side notes: Incubus and Vahn are able to shapeshift, potentially increasing or decreasing their size. This chart shows their generally preferred size.$