Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism
@capnjackresists
Writer, Twitter escapee, Democrat, always coffee, Part-time Prince of Puns, #FuckTrump, Long Live the Resistance. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦💙He/Him
Go to Google Maps, look up Lake America, click the three dots and select "Send feedback."
Nope. Not taking the high road here. Some departures really do make the world a better place.
Pictured here: tens of thousands of patriotic Americans camouflaged as grass.
So much bare grass. Freedom250 fair cosplaying as the algae reflecting pool.
Perfect metaphor: Ugly Nazi fuck blocking the principles this country was built on.
The reflecting pool is now a metaphor for the MAGA gene pool.
Imagine a regime being such a LITERAL failure, that everything it does becomes a METAPHOR for failure.
Trump's algae-soup reflecting pool disaster is what happens when you drain the swamp with a total of zero scientists.
Scene from the UFC Fanfest ahead of Freedom 250. Anyone see the irony here?
The Trumpified Reflecting Pool is so disgusting looking they'll have to cover it with a tarp.
This is how much it will cost for a full tank of gas.
When your local CVS runs out of Eye of Newt and Toe of Frog.
On the left - NO KINGS rally in Georgia On the right- JD Vance fails to fill an auditorium in Georgia
Has anyone been able to identify what the fuck the three-horned flying man-crab in the middle is supposed to be?
DIAGNOSIS: Trump Derangement Syndrome (noun) - a derangement syndrome unique to Donald Trump
Trump, the Christian Nationalists' "Chosen One" of God, on the most CENTRAL holy day of Christianity, rage-tweeted with an F bomb, vowed to commit mass murder, and said "Praise to Allah!" www.axios.com/2026/04/05/t...
I fucking hate this entire look. Fuck these fucking Gestapo stormtrooper fucks.
Another CBP/ICE Gestapo profile. Derek Volmering, 39, former NFL prospect, and participant in Operation Midway Blitz. dnyuz.com/2026/04/02/u...
CBP/ICE Gestapo profile of the day, John Bockstanz. Former marine who sells "Alpha Testosterone Booster" supplements and was part of Operation Midway Blitz. www.cpcolumbus.com/blog/post/a-...
Kristi Noem's husband, pictured here stuffing his shirt with Trump and Vance.
What a Ken Burns documentary about Trump's Iran war would sound like. "My Dearest Epstein Files, day in and day out me and the boys are taking heavy fire, but we keep you in our hearts, knowing our sacrifice is keeping you safe from the public eye..."