Stuart
@captainlinger5678
Happily married freelance writer, here to help rid the world of the MAGA plague. That, and have fun talking to like-minded people. NO DM's! 👩❤️👨 🐶 🐶 💙 🌈 ⌨️ 🎸 🎞️ 📺 🍺 🥃 🍷 🏈 and whatnot.
'Is this a parody?' GOP lawmaker's attack on Talarico's manliness backfires spectacularly www.rawstory.com/talarico-man... You mean this guy?
Me and a few thousand friends in Dallas yesterday. 100% peaceful, as it was everywhere. A very nice lady asked if she could take a picture of my shirt. She then told me I looked like Robert Plant. I thanked the nice lady profusely, then wished her luck on her upcoming cataract surgery.
Somewhere George Carlin and Lenny Bruce are watching wondering what the fuck happened to comedy. But congratulations on your Soulless Fuck Tour.
Wow! Pick lettuce, clean 5-star hotel rooms, and work in chicken plants and you'll be sent to prisons to die under inhumane conditions. But secure and groom children to have sex with powerful men and women, like yourself, and you'll get a nice bed in Club Fed. I guess it's all who you know.
He was a horrible wrestler. But he made up for it by being an incredible POS.
Lisa Murkowski says she feels "cheated" after Trump removed tax credits she asked to include in the budget bill: "I feel like we made a deal and then hours later, a deal was made to somebody else."
Last night, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. abruptly dismissed all 17 members of the federal vaccine advisory committee, saying they would be replaced by his own people. When told his choices aren't real people, he replied, "Talk to the worm."
Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything Better than you. No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can You'll suffer the likes of which You've never seen I've got the files of your Jaunts with Epstein
I call this picture, "Where's Our Damn Breakfast?!" Ella(r): Breakfast isn't just the most important meal of the day, it's the most important meal of my life!" Nina(l): Don't forget dinner. Ella: Dinner, too!
Kid Rock on the low birthrates in America: "It all makes sense, it just hit me right now, whose gonna sleep with these ugly a** broke crazy liberal women deranged TDS liberal women?" You hear that, ladies? You better step up your game if you wanna bag THIS baby daddy!
"Ahh, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist! And I'd have PRODUCED that key if they hadn't've pulled the Caine out of action!"
A great day in Dallas! These pictures don't begin to show the crowd size because for one, I'm a horrible photographer. And second, I was too busy digging the crowd. And yes, that's me, the goober in the t-shirt.
If you had to compare the quintessential obsequious toad that is J.D. Vance to an actor or actress playing an obsequious toad of equal or greater obsequiousness, which character would he most resemble? My vote would be Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Brandt in "The Big Lebowski." What say you?
Okay, I get it now. It wasn't so much that Zelenskyy wasn't wearing a suit, it just wasn't nearly tacky enough. I'm sure somewhere between the bombs and missiles falling upon apartments and schools and hospitals in Ukraine, Zelenskyy is cursing his regrettable fashion faux pas.
Sen. Schumer, caught in a private moment, contemplating another day as Senate Minority Leader.
Sen. Schumer, caught in a private moment, contemplating another day as Senate Minority Leader. (Is it cheating when you repost one of your own posts in comments on someone else's post? I'm still learning Bluesky.)
Wow, I'm old enough to remember when this would have been reason to not trust Russia. Of course, you know what's going to happen, what always happens when two people break up. All Trump's closest friends are going to tell Trump they never liked or trusted Putin.
That look you get when you once had dreams of being President, but now you know the only thing written on your gravestone will be, "Now go home and get your fucking shinebox."
Who the fuck is she to question anyone else’s job? When’s the last time she’s contributed anything, other than giving a face to diarrhea?
Somewhere Alex Jones is crying, "What about me, Donald? What about me? I'm just as shitty a human being as Kash or Don or Tulsi, or for fuck's sake, RFK, Jr! Where's my job?!" #bluecrew #fucktrump #elon&thetwittertwats
With the trade deadline quickly approaching, I suggest this one with Ukraine. We get Zelensky, you get Trump, Musk and a Russian asset to be named later. Do with them what you want.
Trump says, "Africans should have never come to America to steal jobs from pilgrims and settlers."
Louis DeJoy has announced it's time to step down as U.S. Postmaster. Trump already has a candidate in mind. It's too bad the Senate doesn't vote on him. He was get a 52-48 vote, but Susan Collins will be concerned.