Cylons had a plan too.

He’s done it again.

Tradition.

Star Trek Legacy. Sort of.

You look absolutely perfect. You always say you look tired and you never do.

How my stocks are looking.

When using Kang the Conqueror in your superhero saga, please remember to select the correct John. #XMen97 #MCU

I know Count Binface has realistically no chance of winning that by-election, but if he did, it would be the funniest thing in British election history.

The thing about dementia is it lowers your filters and control, and you admit to stuff you’re not meant to say.

After the Founder contacted the Prophets, the Jem’Hadar battle cruiser’s red card against the Miranda class has been suspended, and it is now available to play in the battle at Chin’toka.

Oh, dren. Hope you won’t need a doctor.

Obi-Wan: “Anakin, it’s important we have a hydration break.” Anakin: “Boooooooooo!”

This World Cup bracket graphic is a banger.

“You mean we could have come into this room, sat at this table, and watched Cape Verde draw a game before?”

Chakotay: “We’ve nicknamed it ‘The Strait of Hormuz”

Happy Father’s Day

Oh no, what’s he done now?

“100% reflecting pool. This will put hairs on your chest.”

“You look like you lost weight.” Me:

Up until now they were only found in the sky.

The superiors:

Not while Star Trek VI exists

Switching things up

Starfleet if it was run by billionaires

This guy speaking perfect English (basic?) like he was your next for neighbour, really threw me out every time. I mean I am unfamiliar with the vocal cord and harmonics of a Hutts mouth to say it wasn’t realistic, and I appreciate it humanises him, but it just sounded weird.