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Shoulders@captainrylz· 19h

Sadly, the first thing I thought of

A chart of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' general authorities

Shoulders@captainrylz· 6d

The only crossover I want in Avengers: Doomsday is this one

Shoulders@captainrylz· 11d

Finally got around to watching Derry Girls, and its every bit as magnificent as you all said it was. Also, I would die (and/or kill) for Orla McCool.

Louisa Harland as Orla McCool in Derry Girls

Shoulders@captainrylz· 22d

Unpopular opinion I know, but I actually enjoy the Jerry/Garry trope, where everyone, including otherwise nice people, is constantly mean to a mostly normal guy for no reason.

Shoulders@captainrylz· 29d

I'm putting together a team

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jul 19

Paging Danny Ainge... #utahjazz

A screenshot from Threads with a rumor that the mavs are fielding offers for Daniel gafford

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jul 10

You can't tell me what to do!

A PBS article on cyclosporiasis that says:

"How can you avoid this infection?

The CDC has two major tips.

First, avoid consuming food or water that may be contaminated with feces."

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jul 7

Yoda saying "There is another" while thinking of Haaland

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jul 6

An edit of the viral hindisight NFT tweet that now says "It's easy to say with hindsight that supporting Graham Platner is a stupid scam but it was also easy at the beginning to say that and through the middle too"

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jul 5

Darryn's first Instagram story after his first NBA game (in which he scored 28 points) is celebrating one of his teammates. This kid is gonna be so easy to cheer for

Darryn Peterson sharing Cody's dunk on Instagram

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jul 1

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jun 29

Nurkic is staying with the Utah Jazz

A shams tweet saying Nurkic will signs a 2 year $22 million deal with the Jazz

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jun 21

Porzingis will probably get more than the MLE, and even if he doesn't, he's almost certainly more interested in other teams, but this is my ideal Jazz offseason.

A jazz roster with Key, Ace, Lauri, JJJ, Kessler, Peterson, Svi, Brice, Flip, Porzingis, Zay, Gary Payton II, Jitty, Cody, and Love

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jun 10

Haven't seen anybody go 82-0 with Dave Bing as their point guard yet www.82-0.com/share?id=dLq...

An 82-0 team with Dave Bing, Magic Johnson, LeBron James, Elvin Hayes, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Shoulders@captainrylz· Jun 4

I finally got one! www.82-0.com/share?id=RSE...

An 82-0 lineup of Fat Lever, James Harden, Elgin Baylor, Chris Webber, and Elvin Hayes

Shoulders@captainrylz· May 15

It's not racist to expect historical accuracy from movies. That's why I'm boycotting Nolan's Odyssey unless he casts a Jack Russell Terrier in the lead role.

Wishbone, the Jack Russell Terrier, as Odysseus

Shoulders@captainrylz· May 12

When I was 10, my favorite movies were Clue, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Godzilla vs Gigan, all made well before I was born. I think kids can handle old movies.

A tweet from the bad place saying:

"Your kids are unlikely to appreciate Lord of the Rings.

The first film came out 25 years ago. Say you try to get them to watch it when they are 10, 5 years from now. Then it will be 30 years ago.

When you were 10 years old, did you like films that were made 30 years ago?"

Shoulders@captainrylz· May 11

If Jazz pick Peterson & keep Kessler, I assume the rotation looks something like this: Key, Peterson, Ace, Lauri, JJJ, Kessler: ~30 minutes Collier, Flip & either Svi, Jitty, Brice, or Cody: ~20 Need another center & passing, shot creation, shooting & perimiter defense. Nurk & MLE could help