Cara
@caramia5
Writing, reading, music, lawyering, and an unhealthy amount of movie watching. Reposts do not mean endorsement (LOL of course they do).
Its not a real job unless Vance likes the person doing it or it appears in an illustrated children’s book
Sometimes you have to drag your friend out to a tiki bar for rum drinks on a Tuesday night 🤷🏻♀️
Tfw you realize you didn’t take into account how much being a woman sucked in the 1800s #FrightClub
To cheer u up here is a pic of one of your stunt doubles, from a museum exhibit of “Jaws” props I recently visited … of course I thought of you when I saw it
To be fair this is the face I will make if I ever quietly snap and decide to walk out of work forever without warning
That moment when you realize you forgot to say “off the record“ each of the 11 times you admitted to a reporter that you work with deranged people
Grinning at TSA maniacally as they realize my photos are just one thousand copies of this
