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@carl

Physical manifestation of swamp gas! I cut my own bangs! Don't encourage me!

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· 13d

I'm very brave :)

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· 15d

Since getting security cameras, my bf texts me a variation of this daily:

A text message saying that he wants me to chase away the elderly pug that pisses on our front gate

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· 15d

Beef sandwich that we make wet!!

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· 19d

It's smokey in hell today

Picture of downtown Calgary. There is smoke in the sky.

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· 27d

My dad installed a boathouse for my squirrels

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· 27d

Me: I'll never post nudes online Also me: WHO WANTS TO SEE A DRAMATIC CLOSE UP OF WHAT I ASSUME IS THE INTERIOR OF THE OL' PISSER!

Tiny camera going into my bladder. I took this without looking because I'm squeamish but wanted to see after lol and was impressed that I got such a great picture

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· 29d

Me at the Laura Ingalls Wilder convention:

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· 29d

Glad I'm not the only dork that noticed this!

Netflix's new little house on the prairie show had historically inaccurate Ragdoll kittens!!!

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 27

Moody pickle rock on a piece of fine wood with a salt lamp glowing softly in the background

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 26

Little buddies

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 26

*waggling my brow at those around me*

Rose quartz that looks like something you'd put in your butt

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 26

Getting my money's worth (3 dollar admission) in entertainment

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 26

Ok now I'm just getting silly

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 26

I love you so much

Close up of the rock pickle. I think it's serpentine?

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 26

Resisted the temptation of thousands of specimens... until I saw this:

A ROCK CARVED TO LOOK LIKE A BABY PICKLE HOLY SHIT

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 24

They got the most depressed sounding woman in the world to narrate this Jonathan Reed documentary

Contact in the woods the dr Jonathan Reed story on tubi

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 23

VERY RARELY DO I ACTUALLY HAVE WEEKEND PLANS YAY!

Rocks and minerals show at my local community center

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 22

Good lord I'm craving these little bastards BAD right now

Old Dutch ridgies Honey BBQ potato chips

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 19

Via kojira.github.io/bluesky-lice...

The Bluesky licence card thing going around

𝗖👽𝗥𝗟@carl· Jun 15

The only piece of lavender jadeite I have are carved Guatemalan ear plugs and I usually only fuck with green but a white/super light purple one with orange spots caught my eye and I couldn't stop thinking of it and because of imperfections that don't bother me, it was $69 USD so I was like FUCK IT!