Matt Out Of Hell

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IT'S A-ME, CASARINO Playwright, musician, writer, disc golf advocate. I was @Casarino on that outhouse-fire site.

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Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· 28d

Dammit, Amazon, which of my recent purchases makes you think I'd want this thing? The guitar strings? The sax reeds? My new disc golf putter? The 3-pound jug of Meta Mucil? What?

Recommendation from Amazon.com, suggesting I'd like a…decorative pewter hatchet, or something?

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Jul 16

Lol what even is this country

From the NYT: "White House Teleprompter Operator Bet on Trump Speeches, Kalshi Says
A technical assistant to President Trump won around $100,000, according to the prediction market, which flagged the activity to the federal government."

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Jul 2

A poster of the movie Moscow on the Hudson

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Jun 18

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Jun 18

The only good thing about the internet existing is I no longer have to wonder if this show was real or just a fever dream

The Mighty Heroes, one of the weirdest superhero cartoons ever

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Apr 26

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's Razor

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Apr 5

There is no way Trump has the energy to say the word "bastards" with feeling. In honor of @horrorgeek.bsky.social, here's Lynda Day George showing him how to say it properly. youtu.be/ecksKcGhE_s?...

A bunch of insane and profane vitriol from the "pen" of pedophile and rapist Donald J. Trump

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Apr 4

Petition to replace the easter bunny

Image of original Cheap Trick drummer Bun E. Carlos, circa 1980

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Mar 12

A Doonesbury comic ending with Uncle Duke saying "I'm a reasonable man, McArthur, so I know this isn't snow."

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Mar 10

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only

A photo of the mighty Michael Berryman in Weird Science (1985)

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Feb 24

"2026 is the year of the horse" The horse:

An image from National Lampoon's Animal House, as a handyman measures a dead horse

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Feb 20

The fantastic 1986 exploitation satire Reform School Girls ends with headmaster Edna (the indomitable Pat Ast) in a tower, shooting a rifle indiscriminately at the girls while cackling wildly and yelling "CONTROL! COMPLETE CONTROL!" Not sure what made me think of that.

Edna (Pat Ast) from the 1986 movie Reform School Girls, thinking of doing something naughty

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Feb 16

Don't threaten me with a good time

A post from the site formerly known as Twitter by "@merryaamsss_": People who vaccinated for COVID-19 won't live up to June 2026. BBC confirmed

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Feb 2

Oh okay

A person responded to me with "Where do you see any of that happening? Also the intellectually honest version of this question has been answered several times in thread and in repos…"

Bluesky informed me that the original post was written in German

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Jan 1

Cool cool cool

My Merriam-Webster word for 2026 is, apparently, "laughable"

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Dec 29

Hoooo boy

From the Amazon bio of the author:

Horseman, sailor, hockey player, salsa dancer, RN, I've been so active with sports in my life that I've always been healthy. Raising our metabolism and increasing cardiovascular output is vital to good health. There are a lot of insights to staying healthy in my book, along with esoteric information about out of body trips, and conscious dreaming, but my book is generally a fun-loving adventure tale about our possible future, post nuclear war, and post nuclear winter... how to survive and rebuilt some of our technological abilities, but not getting too dependent on technology, again. There's quite a bit of humor in my book, too... laughter is sometimes the best medicine; and of course, there are friendships, good dialogue, and even romance because love and passion is always important, too.

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Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Nov 25

An image from Johnny Dangerously - a newspaper with the headline "FARGIN WAR!!!"

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Nov 17

Marty from Back to the Future: "Mom?"

Lea Thompson in Howard the Duck: "Marty…I can explain"

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Nov 7

Damn, Healthcare.gov has no chill

Email from Healthcare.gov;

"You may lost your financial ass…"

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Nov 5

Oh go fuck yourself Ben The man ran against two Republicans and whipped them both

From the NYT: "Despite the historic nature of this victory, one big question now is whether Mamdani breaks 50 percent of the electorate. That achievement would signal to his political counterparts in Albany and beyond that his policy goals have purchase and he has a mandate to govern."

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Aug 7

Good think we protested Kamala so much, we sure showed her

NYT headline: Netanyahu Says Israel Wants to Take Military Control of All of Gaza

Benjamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, made the remarks ahead of a security cabinet meeting, although military leaders are wary of expanding operations in the territory.

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Aug 1

I think it's time for absolutes here: any elected or appointed official in DC who isn't actively working to get this syphilitic moron out of office immediately is a traitor and threat to the USA.

Trump social media post blather: I was just informed that our Country’s “Jobs Numbers” are being produced by a Biden Appointee, Dr. Erika McEntarfer, the Commissioner of Labor Statistics, who faked the Jobs Numbers before the Election to try and boost Kamala’s chances of Victory. This is the same Bureau of Labor Statistics that overstated the Jobs Growth in March 2024 by approximately 818,000 and, then again, right before the 2024 Presidential Election, in August and September, by 112,000. These were Records — No one can be that wrong? We need accurate Jobs Numbers. I have directed my Team to fire this Biden Political Appointee, IMMEDIATELY. She will be replaced with someone much more competent and qualified. Important numbers like this must be fair and accurate, they can’t be manipulated for political purposes. McEntarfer said there were only 73,000 Jobs added (a shock!) but, more importantly, that a major mistake was made by them, 258,000 Jobs downward, in the prior two months. Similar things happened in the first part of the year, always to the negative. The Economy is BOOMING under “TRUMP” despite a Fed that also plays games, this time with Interest Rates, where they lowered them twice, and substantially, just before the Presidential Election, I assume in the hopes of getting “Kamala” elected – How did that work out? Jerome “Too Late” Powell should also be put “out to pasture.”

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Jun 30

I think this has more to do with my hatred of mushrooms than my proletariat food choices, but I'll take it.

Results from a silly idrlabs.com "test" that indicates my "food choices resemble those of the lower class (85.71%).

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· May 28

Without a doubt the funniest headline I've seen in a minute

NYT HEADLINE: Trump to Pardon Reality-Show Couple Convicted of $36 Million Fraud

Byline: The clemency for Todd and Julie Chrisley, the stars of “Chrisley Knows Best,” is Mr. Trump’s latest gift to people he calls victims of a weaponized justice system.

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· May 5

Tina Turner as Aunty Entity in Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome (the best one)

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Apr 29

Guys it's a sad day - apparently Trump has finally resorted to telling "falsehoods"

NYT headline: In Breakneck 2nd Term, Trump Turns to Falsehoods to Justify His Agenda

Byline: The president’s dizzying efforts to reconfigure the global economy, reshape the federal government and restrict immigration have been undergirded by a nonstop distortion of facts.

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Apr 14

It never fucking ends

Another scam email forwarded by a very popular, very smart Bluesky user

"Please don't ignore, I beg you

My family is dying of hunger. There is nothing to eat.
Please help us. Donate so we can buy food for the family. (Heart emoji)
They are hungry and the situation is getting worse and more expensive.
Don't leave us alone"

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Apr 12

Bluesky even gave this one a "spam" label and some leftists are reskeeting it anyway. And the thing is - they all sound like this. Nigerian Prince emails are more convincing. I know reskeets are free, but do they not care about integrity and shame? Do they want to look gullible?

An obviously phone solicitation for money from someone pretending to be in Gaza.

"I feel very tired. We are living the suffering again in a worse and uglier way.

Very sad, no one cares about my family (crying emoji)

(the last sentence repeats 4 times)

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Jan 8

Huh

Matt Out Of Hell@casarino· Jan 1

Sounds about right