Having a normal human volume of carbohydrates does wonders for a pump.

This got me thinking about my possible partners. I’m shocked that there were no birds in the top 4.

This chicken has RIPPED HUMAN ARMS and two swords and WIDE LEGGED PANTS.

Someone explain why I drew this.

Also. Arm. Tuesday, light me up.

You almost can’t tell that I’m fighting for my life with a bewildering tummy kerfuffle.

Sorry, boys. This color theme slaps. pantonecolors.net/pantone-birt...

The chilliest boy

Not even a little bit afraid of slipping and falling down a waterfall with a million sharp rocks.

I said: I 👏🏻 Like 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 hat!

I WILL be increasing my scores over time.

Cursed purchase

Fewer than 90 seconds, right? RIGHT?

Not a single thought left in this sweet noggin.

Pabu and Izzy are posing for their book cover.

Organizing my Magic cards by value has been such a wild experience. You mean this dragon I just had sitting in my stack is worth over a hundred dollars on the MagiMarket???

Dive bar bathroom realness

I did not plan this.

Baby boy’s first big cut. Not to be overly confident or full of myself, but this looks like good progress!

The nymph demands doodling.

Getting back in the swing of things after a short vacation. The bicep vein is so close to the surface. You can do it, kid.

Planning out some future wall hangings to make.

One line husbands

This was the other option. I feel like an Irish Nymph Boy who protects a waterfall’s pool.

Baby boy’s first time out in a Speedo.

I’m not Nature Boy, but I do love bounding across some rocks like a goat.

“Pants and a tank” is not a revolutionary style moment, but I was feeling a touch snackable in this outfit.

When Velma and Shaggy have he/they baby child.

Checkin with 4 weeks to go on this cut. 0.1% away from my goal for total body fat. I’m honestly THRILLED with how I look after this cut. I didn’t want to get “small,” but I feel great and I enjoy the shapes. A good coach and good diet adherence are a magic combo. (Modesty popsicle)