Riveting commentary on the Guardian liveblog

breaking:

[shot of Aperol Spritzss being thrown in the air whenever someone refuses to be mugged off by some melt]

The what now

they tried.

Still got space?

2 of 3

Uber Eats' autotranslation needs some finessing, part 1 of 3

Betteridge's Law in effect.

The dates 🤯

Fair play to him #hisbodyhischoice

‘Princess Andre’ has become a very unfortunate name.

Nigel kicking back against the establishment

Taste The Difference

A fork in the road from LinkedIn

Is this not the 'Before' of a party transformation?

COMB YOUR BLOODY HAIR, MAN

No-one has ever sat in that room and had a nice, relaxing evening of chatting and laughter.

Why is Claire Balding hanging out with Reform?

Tragically born a generation too late to fulfil his destiny as one of Herman's Hermits.

This kebab shop sounds like it's going to serve up a massive slab of late 90s DnB.

I much prefer the image paired with the headline below it.

Born ready, @residentadvisor.bsky.social

Oh come on @nytimes.com

A worryingly bold claim.

Whoever’s booking Arrested Development’s tour needs a word with themselves. Overnight from Berlin to London, three days to get to Newcastle and then there, Falmouth and Leeds on consecutive days??

by Darby Hudson

Found on LinkedIn in a post about 'the AI rivers of gold drying up' That robot's having a piss, isn't it?