18+

Adults only

DIRTY shows adult content. By entering you confirm that you are of legal age and wish to see such content.

What DIRTY is · Terms

Gallery Discover Feed Market Messages

DIRTY.socialWhat DIRTY is Removal & reports Terms Privacy legal@dirty.socialThe network for adult creators · 18+

Discover
Feed
Messages
Profile

Joel Bernstein (@castirony) · DIRTY

Joel Bernstein

@castirony

🤔👨🏻‍💻📲🕴️ (he/him)

3,738 Following1,178 Followers5,284 Posts

Reddit YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube Bluesky

Is this your profile?Claim it and castirony.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 24d

Stan Kelly glaring

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 24d

Andy Ryan
@ItsAndyRyan
Her: Who's your favourite literary vampire?
Me: The one in Sesame Street
Her: He doesn't count
Me: I can assure you that he does
4:14 PM • 8/6/21 • Twitter for Android

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 24d

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 24d

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 25d

People dancing in the streets in Aberdeen:

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 25d

Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 28d

Epic handshake meme:

Huge Nerds + Greeks shaking hands labelled "getting mad at the odyssey (written in fake greek)"

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 28d

Hamilton looking sad at phone meme

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 28d

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 29d

Mike Trapp: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 29d

I’m holding out for purple/orange

Purple/Orange Switch 1 Joycons

Joel Bernstein@castirony· 29d

what’s the odyssey about? im so glad you asked

News graphic: Quote From Man Stabbed

“What are you gonna do, stab me?”

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 14

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 14

Human 1: That’s a bold claim. Any way to back it up?

Magneto: Do you know how medieval societies got lead? They had to mine it from Roman ruins because the technology—the knowledge—of how to do it was lost during the Dark Ages.

This wasn't an aberration. You humans—through war, short-sightedness or pure ignorance—tend to destroy yourselves every few thousand years.

Look at the end of the Bronze Age. A dark age before the Dark Ages. You don't even know what caused the end of it, but there it is…

Yet another hole in the collective memory of man.

Human 2: Who cares what caused the end of the Bronze Age?

Apocalypse: I was alive then… …and you should care

Human 3: Is that so? Then tell us…what caused the collapse?

Apocalypse: Me.

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 13

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 13

The bone farmer, by Mattie Lubchansky:

P1: HEY. IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

P2: IT'S JUST... THE BONE FARMER... HE DIED.

P1: HE WAS THAT THING THAT WOULD BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S HOMES AND STEAL THEIR SKELETONS WHILE THEY SLEPT, RIGHT?

P2: SO SAD.

P2: I MEAN OBVIOUSLY: IDEOLOGICALLY, I DIDN'T AGREE WITH HIM. WITH REGARDS TO SKELETON OWNERSHIP. BUT HIS SMART L'IL BOWTIE!

P1: YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE HIS TENACITY FOR A CAUSE HE BELIEVED IN!

GEOFF, A BIG PILE OF FLESH IN A LARGE GLASS JAR: GONNA HAVE TO DISAGREE WITH YOU FOLKS HERE-

P1: TOO SOON, GEOFF!

© 2018 MATTIE LUBCHANSKY

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 13

wint

@dril

ah, So u persecute Jared Fogle just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
2:29 AM · Nov 1, 2015

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 12

This, but butt

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 11

Calvin’s dad with a speech bubble saying the quoted post

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 11

Gideon always says Toronto is one of the great cities

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 9

Lucy van Pelt: Christ, what an asshole.

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 8

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 7

Garak especially meme

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 7

George W Bush 9/11 second tower whisper meme

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 7

lauren
@NotABigJerk
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 7

jamelle •
@jamellebouie.net
let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election

(this is less about the candidate than some of his most vocal advocates)

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 7

“excessive amounts of ketchup”

In “Communion,” Vance recalls a moment when he prepared to wage battle himself. In early 2020, as news emerged of a deadly virus spreading across China, “I drove to a sporting goods store and bought 1,000 rounds of ammunition,” Vance writes. “Then I went to Walmart and bought enormous bags of rice and flour, 20 pounds of ground beef, and excessive amounts of ketchup.” The cashier asked him if he owned a restaurant. “No. But the China virus is coming,” Vance replied.

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 7

I never put this together before now

Ruby and Spears' second pass at the show used Dobie Gillis as the template for the teenagers rather than Archie. The treatment retained the dog Too Much, while reducing the number of teenagers to four, removing the Mike character and retaining Geoff, Kelly, Linda, and W.W.[7] Their personalities were modified, so were the characters' names: Geoff became "Ronnie"[10]—later renamed "Fred" (at Silverman's behest),[11] Kelly became "Daphne", Linda "Velma", and W.W. "Shaggy". The teens were now based on four teenage characters from The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis: Dobie Gillis, Thalia Menninger, Zelda Gilroy, and Maynard G. Krebs, respectively.[6][12][13]

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 6

DO NOT USE THIS BRAIN!
- ABNORMAL -

From Young Frankenstein

Joel Bernstein@castirony· Jul 6

George de Hevesy was a Hungarian radiochemist and winner of the 1943 Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

When Germany invaded Denmark in 1940, de Hevesy dissolved the gold Nobel Prizes of Max von Laue and James Franck in aqua regia to prevent the Nazis from taking them. After the war, he precipitated the gold out of the acid, and the Nobel Society recast Franck and von Laue’s awards from the original gold.

Media

Stats

1.2K

followers

3.7K

following

5.3K

posts

🔥 High engagement⭐ Top creator

That's me — remove