Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨

@catblackard

Multimedia storyteller ✍️🎨🎙️✨ Omniverse Mother Brain. Showrunner: The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program, & “MOTHER,” She Wrote. VA: Midnight Burger, Conversations with Ghosts, Moonbase Theta, & more. She/They #BlackLivesMatter 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️

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Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· 14d

Real talk: anyone know where I can get a dress like this? Any recommendations for boutique dressmakers who will clothe me in this manner (in which I should already be accustomed)?

An Alphonse Mucha illustration of an autumnal woman sitting on an art nouveau chair, holding a small branch. Her dress exposes her breasts, in a vaguely ancient Egyptian style, held around her shoulders by thick chords. The cover of "The Art Noveau Book of Alphonse Mucha" All 72 Plates from 'Documents Décoratifs' in Original Color".

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· 17d

14 hours remain! Vote Verge for sexiest podcast character! www.tumblr.com/catblackard/...

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· 24d

The degree to which I am not attracted to human men, but AM attracted to Fox McCloud* is, frankly, staggering. I mean, Katt is hotter, don't get me wrong. I'm just saying: sexuality is baffling. *Star Fox, Particularly in this latest game.

Fox McCloud in Star Fox (2026) looking like a smug fucker who I want to wine me, dine me, and USE ME... (please leave bite marks) talking to a hologram of General Pepper or whatever.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· 26d

Holy craaaap! That's so much in a short period of time! That's incredible and deliiightful. @jessicamudd.bsky.social and I are playing it right now as a matter of fact, and she's just done this absurd feat.

A photo of the corner of a Blue Prince screen showing 306 steps

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Jun 23

Photographers: pose me within the dynamically-lit embrace of Michael Graves' architecture. Let's make it happen. #MichaelGraves #Photography #Models

Cat giving a peace sign under the exterior skylit entrance of Grave's Humana building.

The bold, marble-columned entrance area of Michael Grave's Humana building in Louisville, KY

Grave's Humana building, seen from below, in wide angle, near the obelisk-lined subterranean parking entrance.

A rear courtyard of the Humana building behind an iron gate, beneath an ominous, lean and cyclopean triangle window.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Jun 16

I'll be at all three #Protomen shows this week. Who else is going?

Poster for the Protomen's shows at Marathon Music Works in Nashville June 18-20.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Jun 14

It's a @midnightburger.bsky.social cast reunion at @tafcon.bsky.social! Left to right: @tinacasevo.com (Deidre), moi (Verge), @lgrace.bsky.social (Bertbert), and @jessicamudd.bsky.social (Edgy Steve, B'jolanth) 🍔♥️

Tina Case, CatBlackard, Lauren Grace Thompson, Jessica Mudd posing together at TAFCON

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Jun 10

I'm so hyped for @tafcon.bsky.social this weekend! It's a who's-who of audio drama greats! I get to see my friends again! (And make new friends!) Visit @jessicamudd.bsky.social and I in artists alley repping our @omniverse.bsky.social shows and @midnightburger.bsky.social! Will YOU be there?

Part of the TAFCON artists' alley map, with the table for Omniverse (The Call of Cthulhu Mystery Program & "MOTHER," She Wrote) circled. Come visit us when you need to pee, we're by the WATER CLOSETS!

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Jun 7

🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride!🏳️‍🌈 Methinks it's very worth picking up... and throwing. #BluePrince

A brick in Blue Prince, dug up in a courtyard. It reads "you dug up a worthless old brick. Not worth picking up."

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Jun 4

Heck, I want to see Judy Funnies dramatic feminist further adventures so bad I made a zine for just that (shameless plug) commiss.io/listings/5lpn Anyhow, Doug rules. Thanks for coming to my ZED talk. Next up is Bud Dink with thought-provoking insights on living a child-free life.

An illustration of Judy Funnie, lowering her shades and cocking an eyebrow.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Apr 25

Breaking out the good china for tonight's stream. ♥️ twitch.tv/starmanclub/

Cat, under a canopy of trees, wearing one of the first MOTHER 3 t-shirts, holding the MOTHER 3 Deluxe Box set.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Apr 17

My girlfriend Alessa, a genius and a pervert: "Hey baby. Are you a Hound of Love? ...Because I'm cumming for you through the trees."

Todd Alcott's brilliant visual mashup of Kate Bush's track Hounds of Love in the style of a 1970s gothic romance paperback book. Featuring Kate, in a wispy white dress standing amidst the misty moors with two hounds, a castle in the background.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Apr 14

Today is the 30th anniversary of #SteamedHams! My favorite slice of cultural metamorphosis. If you'd like some unforgettable music to go with your unforgettable luncheon, may I suggest @marcwithac.bsky.social's Steamed Hams LP, which I designed that art for? marcwithac.bandcamp.com/album/steame...

Marc With a C's album Steamed Hams on vinyl, CD, and cassette.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Apr 11

Lilah, here me out: Bobby Benson and his Baby Band subbing in for Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes.

Bobby Benson (sans cigarette) and his awful, ugly babies.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Jan 17

Find a Be Kind Rewind sticker in a Jerry and you'll have good luck today. 🤑 #EverythingIsTerrible #JerryMaguire

A VHS tape of Jerry Maguire partially slid out of its case exposing a yellow smiley face sticker reading "Be Kind Please Rewind"

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Dec 20

If I had a bunch of free time I'd be riffing on the magic of @brucemccorkindale.bsky.social's arthouse Muppets, rendering the cover of The Nightfly but it's Bobby Benson over, like, a baby changing station doing an exhausted Mr. Mom routine.

The cover of Donald Fagen's classic debut solo LP, The Nightfly, showing Fagen, cigarette in-hand, speaking into a mic, offering jazz and conversation as Lester the Nightfly.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Dec 20

Left to right: Bobby Benson of Bobby Benson's Baby Band, a Muppet; Donald Fagen of Steely Dan, ostensibly not a Muppet. And yet...

Bobby Benson, of Bobby Benson's Baby Band; a Muppet with sunglasses and a cigarette, known for getting a bunch of rowdy baby musicians in line to perform music.

Donald Fagen of Steely Dan, alleged human. Wearing sunglasses, known for smoking cigarettes and getting a bunch of rowdy baby session musicians in line to perform to his exacting demands.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Dec 20

Happening NOW on the @omniverse.bsky.social Discord: a day long stream of our Surprise RPG leading up to the finale tomorrow: discord.gg/SNaFUq7nTw

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Nov 21

All this AND Stacy Keach as the guy who runs a magical hobby shoppe!? SOLD!

A signed image of Stacy Keach as Dr. Forrest from Class of 1999, a movie where he has a bleached blonde mullet, pale irises, and only eats white foods, giving the side eye while eating a banana. Source: https://carlscelebritysignedpics.blogspot.com/2021/01/stacy-keach-class-of-1999-american.html

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Nov 21

This is why I'm so proud to create packaging and design for modern physical media releases with artists like @marcwithac.bsky.social and labels like @needlejuice.bsky.social who understand the importance and dimensional beauty of art as objects. marcwithac.bandcamp.com

A promo image for Marc With A C's Steamed Hams album physical releases on LP, CD, and cassette.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Nov 6

Welp, due to this reduced air traffic situation, I'll be making the 8hr+ drive to Durham for North Carolina Comicon, but I WILL STILL BE AT THE SHOW. So come on out! This Saturday and Sunday! ✌️

A promo image for Cat appearing at NC Comicon November 8th-9th

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Oct 29

It means so much to be able to share this experience with @creatingkennedy.bsky.social and the other wonderful folks who've reached out about K8 Was Here. Thank you for going on this journey with us and the incredible gift of this art. ♥️♾️ 🧵5/5

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Oct 29

In K8 Was Here, I play a queer teen in 2016, who, unbeknownst to me, is living in the bad timeline from BttF2. What unfolds is 1) a brilliantly new and different story in the BttF universe that effortlessly weaves through and beyond the series' timeline for a sequel like no other and... 🧵2/5

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Oct 29

😻🕰️❤️‍🔥 Fan art for K8 Was Here - one of the most life-changing projects I've been a part of. Illustration by Mermako commissioned by @creatingkennedy.bsky.social. K8 is an RPG audio drama and Surprise RPG duet between myself and @dougbanks.bsky.social set in the Back to the Future timeline. 🧵1/5

An illustration by Mermako.Art of a poster for K8 Was Here, emulating the poster for Back to the Future 2, featuring teenage K8 Richie and 2015 Doc Brown looking at their watches, exiting a hovering DeLorean Time Vehicle.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Oct 26

Though... Hall of Fame "inductees must have released their final episode before 9/30/13" so... let's not tell them that the show never officially ended and we've been recording new material off and on for years. 😹🤫 3/3

Cat and Ruel wave from the studio, posed over a monitor where Colin and Lefty wave from their video screens.

An illustration of the D&D cast by Tony Baldini. Chibi illustrations of Black Pepper Jack, Lefty Lucy, Jamela, Barty, Vimak, and Princess Jalapeno run towards the viewer in a white void.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Oct 26

Dungeons & Doritos also possibly the first actual play to fuse AP and audio drama. It's really meaningful to see my friends and I's work acknowledged historically. ♥️@ruelknudson.com, @bclev.bsky.social, @iloveleftylucy.bsky.social, @dougbanks.bsky.social, @tinkersalvage.bsky.social Et al. 2/3

Illustration by Tony Baldini of a sword, backlit by flame, with the reflections of Barty, Jamela, Vimak, and Lefty in the blade.

Illustration by Tony Baldini of Bogo, Palaver, Barty, Lefty, Jamela, Edda, and Shovel Guy.

Illustration by Tony Baldini of Barty, Jamela, Vimak, and Jen'Ifer.

A photo of Triforce Mike Pandel. In loving memory 1983-2012.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Oct 26

Happy #AudioDramaSunday! This week I learned that my first narrative podcast, Dungeons & Doritos, was inducted into the Audio Verse Awards Hall of Fame last year! Which is cool but... no one let me know! Dungeons & Doritos was one of the earliest actual play podcasts (we started in 2009). 1/3

A screenshot of the AudioVerse Hall of Fame page showing the 2024 inductees: Cabin Pressure, Dungeons and Doritos, Wormwood: A Serialized Mystery, Once Upon A Time In Vegas, How To Succeed in Evil.
https://audioverseawards.net/avas-hall-of-fame/#2024_Inductees

The main Dungeons & Doritos art, featuring the nude dwarf, Chair, the tiefling Jen'Ifer, Jamela the dragonborn, and Vimak the goliath.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Oct 22

New spooky season #audiodrama from Dead Signals (Archive 81)! Conversations with Ghosts is about a cemetery attendant convincing spirits to pass on... aaaaand you'll hear my voice in it (eventually). I love Dead Signals' work and am so hyped to be a part of this show! www.conversationswithghosts.com

The album art for Conversations with Ghosts.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Oct 21

Have you listened to The Bardic Hearth? It's a superb fantasy audio drama - a tapestry of stories and songs that weave together into a heartrending whole. I was immensely flattered to be asked to play the God of Love in the season finale. (More later?) Check it out: www.theend.fyi/shows/the-ba...

The album art for The Bardic Hearth, featuring a bard in front of a tavern, playing a guitar, while a black-robed woman stands in the shadows behind him.

Cat Blackard 🌈🌴💗✨@catblackard· Oct 15

Join me at NC Comicon November 8th and 9th! It's my favorite cozy comic convention in the country. I'll be tabling there with the @omniverse.bsky.social team and I's love letter to 80s and 90s sci-fi: @lightningdogs.bsky.social