Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again.
@catmemesplease
Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.
I know I’m really late to the game here, but all I can think is “oh my god, they really *did* have orange jump suits and blue hats!
I’m feeling poorly and need to stay in bed. I’m on the top floor, while builders make an incredible racket downstairs. Usually these two hide in the basement under the couch during any construction. Today, they cautiously came to check on me and I’ve got a little solidarity team.
I mean… I can’t believe I’m saying this about Captain Roid Rage, but…
So what’s your First Amendment compliant solution? And what sanction should you face for republishing what would have likely been considered an obscene image before the legalization of pornography as your header image?
How can they be this bad at their jobs when they even have time travel tech?
We’ve got BINGO! Thank you, Bret Michaels, for deciding this event was POISON!
It’s that classic line from ‘All The President’s Men’…
Thursday evening update: Martina McBride is out. One more… any one more… and it’s bingo!
Indeed. Also, these are back to back posts on my feed. I worry about what that says about both me and my cats.
We all know what flag Justice Alito’s wife will be flying this week.
…and check out his comically bloodshot eyes illustrating their story about her being targeted by Ka$h & Co.
Todd Blanche is a pedophile. That’s the only reasonable conclusion we can gather from his conduct in the last year or so. Todd Blanche is a child molester. Todd Blanche fucks kids. Todd Blanche jerks off to the Epstein Files.
I mean… convince me that’s a head and not a giant thumb with a face attached to a distorted, bloated hand that is probably more purple than Trump’s own.
Dude’s crack investigative team does not fill me with confidence.
Here’s the full image, with their description of the book in alt text.
This is from a children’s flip book from 1698. Gradually an eagle turns into a miser (as you do in 1698), but I’m pretty sure this in-between stage is a Zygon from Doctor Who. (The book is part of a collection at the Morgan Library & Museum in NYC - larger selection of panels in the comments.)
Kash Patel, sober as a Judge Jeanine.
How very tedious of you.
Big ask. Imagine being an alleged titan of your industry, writing a piece that comically clueless, and then throwing your dummy out of the pram when people rightfully point and laugh at you. I’d say Oxbridge and the British political media elite are not sending their best… but they are.
Admiral Ahistorical here of the good ship The Financial Times really has the courage of his own convictions, and is ready to defend his comedy thinkpieces vigorously and wholeheartedly.
My little dude is giving me a big fat Hells-To-The-No on that idea.
We’re all going to die.
I would love to know what the Guardian’s graphic design folks think of this one. Oops.
Spurs are one point and goal difference away from the drop.
Meanwhile on Newsmax, Greg Kelly knows exactly why we’ve attacked Iran.