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Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· 20d

Under Labor, the Western Australian government has now successfully won their bid to keep a trans woman in a men's prison, knowing that she was already subject to sexual abuse that will inevitably continue.. Got a whole front page spread with catchy tagline too With friends like fucking these...

Front Page of the West Australian, the main article's title is absolutely huge, covering half the page with "Jail Bird's Cell Swap" with the tag above reading "Sex Change Exchange Drama" and the subheading below says "Government in legal fight to stop a violent trans criminal from being sent to a women's prison"

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· May 10

Image of that dude from the "Jeffrey Epstein, the New York financier?" meme but captioned with "Rod Liddle? The self admitted pedophile?"

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Apr 22

I fricken knew it!

Screenshot of the above skeetle but Bluesky is broken and none of the pictures are loading

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Mar 30

Yellow post it note from "East Coast It Notes" with a drawing of a little dude in a business suit holding a cup and looking suspiciously to the right. Above him is a caption in red that reads [Conservative detected] glowing like a neon sign.

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Feb 26

Former President Bush being informed by his staff that a SECOND slur was edited out by the BBC whilst he struggles to maintain his composure.

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Feb 5

Honestly I think it's somehow reduced recently.. Here he is from a couple years ago in a photo that I seriously cannot believe he uploaded himself and is not edited in any way.

A photo of Graham Linehan hugging Alex O'Connor (aka Cosmic Skeptic) in a park at night. Both are smiling although Alex looks like a normal human being and Graham.... well it's certainly not one of his best portraits.. goofy ass head is triple the volume of Alex's despite his lack of brain inside.

Somehow this photo is not edited at all.

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Dec 16

Screenshot of a Chinese man doing a 'shush' gesture to the camera. From a skit where a guy has glasses that lets him see someone's true character and one of his friends appears to be secretly Chinese..

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Dec 16

He is Him 👁️

Screenshot from Monsters Inc (I think the University one) of a young Mike Wazowski holding a book, his eye wide, mouth agape and vibrating with so much excitement that his image is smeared by motion blur.

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Dec 14

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Screenshot from the website linked above (https://www.amfest.com/) where Charlie Kirk appears directly under the heading for 'Speakers'.

I do wonder how he intends to speak at this upcoming event..

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Dec 6

*out of a cannon

Screenshot from The Simpsons episode where Krusty is imagining firing Sideshow Luke Perry from a cannon.. As nice and joyous as this thought implies though, it does not work out quite so well for poor Mr Perry. Nor should it for those BBC "journalists"

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Oct 22

Cropped screenshot of Tara's goofy face on the end of a bat from that time she uhh.. became a baseball bat..

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Oct 17

Looks pretty ordinary to me.. put the beans in the top, water in the back, plug in the power, select your cup size and press go. If you want frothed or heated milk you use the steam wand on the left to do it manually. I've had machines exactly like this for years now

DeLonghi ECAM coffee machine that looks very similar but not quite identical to the one in the OP image

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Oct 17

The most pathetic looking crying cat you could possibly imagine, a lil' orange fluffball with a white belly with a river of tears photoshopped out of the poor little fucker's face

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Oct 15

*stares directly into the camera ಠ_ಠ

Screenshot of OP's Skeet hidden behind BSky moderation's "Rude" label

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Oct 15

It's giving:

Poster image for the 2022 TV series The Devil's Hour, with Jessica Raine and Peter Capaldi facing off against each other in an interrogation room and the mirror behind them has cascading reflections.

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Oct 11

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Sep 30

Alternate theory, the week were shuffled back and forth before our very eyes and nobody was quick enough to notice!

Tara standing there with a goofy look on her face and a speech bubble that says "Wow, so I DO have superpowers!"

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Sep 10

Screenshot of a 90's simpsons episode where a father smacks his son over the back of the head, but the son's face has been replaced by Thomas Michael Crooks - the kid who shot at, but didn't kill, Trump.

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Sep 9

Accessibility feature request for @bsky.app: Playback speed alteration on the website. It's available on both iOS and Android via the apps but I primarily use the website in Firefox where this feature is non-existant. I would argue it's just as important for accessibility as captions and alt text.

Screenshot of a video being played within the Bluesky app - where the menu on the lower right has been opened to display 'Playback Speed' options.

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Sep 3

yo this shit is PEAK

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Aug 30

oh... ohno

lil chihuahua dude looking absolutely mortified

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Aug 28

Took a while for search engine spiders to crawl through and index it but it's there now: x.com/JoeyMannarin...

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Aug 28

It's legit sadly, just found it myself.. probably took a bit for the search indexers to crawl it x.com/JoeyMannarin...

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Aug 28

Also - not sure how much I trust this rag, but they might not have been trans after all? Impossible to know for sure now anyway.. nypost.com/2025/08/27/u...

Screenshot of a news article from nypost (ew) about the recent shooting that says:

But, five years later, he seemed to have backed away from that identity.

“I don’t want to dress girly all the time but I guess sometimes I really like it. I know I am not a woman but I definitely don’t feel like a man,” he wrote.

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Aug 14

Often I appreciate the way that Blusky will nuke people I block off my screen entirely.. but sometimes it just results in missing context Did I block them? They me? Lee/them blocked the other? What was even said? Who knows? Certainly not me

Screenshot of Lee's above skeet where the quoted skeet appears only as the word "blocked" with no other information

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Jul 29

*crashes through the door, out of breath* GUYS, GUYS LISTEN.. HEAR ME OUT .. Alright, so here's the thing

Screenshot of "The Thing" from one of the early Hanna Barbera cartoons, looking all happy and excited like he's anticipating some good news

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Jul 14

I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe Jordan Peterson had a point 🤔

Tweet from Elmo wearing a cute little party hat reads: BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY! TODAY IS ELMO'S BIRTHDAY! 🥳❤️🎂🎈

Jordan Peterson responds to this with:
Go to hell

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Jul 2

Wait... did.. did I beat her at swimming too?

Screenshot from Facebook which was recommending that I add Riley Gaines as a friend for some weird fucking reason..

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Jul 1

And somehow.. despite all the shit they put her through she supports the people who'd make it infinitely worse 🤷‍♀️

Screenshot from Kim Walmsley's Twitter where she responds "Absolutely yes!!!" To a post asking if Trump and Vance should be in charge of the UK

Screenshot from Kim Walmsley's Twitter where she responds "Literally cannot wait!" to Nigel Farage's AI generated slop of himself as a 'FUTURE PM' doll

Catniss 🪑🐎@catnissplz· Jun 27

She got Lenny'd