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cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· 25d

Finally captured the congested breathing sound, although it's a lot better than it was earlier this week. Poor baby. Also my dirty grey hair #caturday

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· 29d

What? #caturday

Ginger tabby cat sitting upright on a pillow next to me, alert for the slightest movement of my body, hoping I'll go downstairs and feed him

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jul 14

Trigger warning: snot #caturday (He's been to the vet, it's a truly nasty cold, got a shot of antibiotics just in case and some nsaids we're having a blast trying to getting him to take. That's sarcasm)

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jul 9

For 2 days I've been moving shit from one frame to another, one spot to another, & hammering endless nails into a wall that must be solid something. I'm over the nail hammering. On the fence about that mirror. I wanted this project done during my week off. Started it in 2020. May add some shit

Gallery wall over my desk in my bedroom which is mostly flowers and/or landscape scenes, with one errant bird in an abstract collage of leaves and two matching bowls with floral themes.

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jul 6

When Alfie sneezes his head turns into a lightly toasted marshmallow

Ginger tabby lying on his side with his front legs outstretched, his head a blur from the act of sneezing

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jun 28

Such a little gentleman #caturday

Grey tabby cat with white paws and chest, reclining on blue pillow with his feet crossed elegantly in front of him

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jun 27

So cold and unloving

Ginger tabby cat lying on dark blue pillow on my lap, facing me, while I scratch the back of his neck

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jun 20

Don't stand Don't stand so Don't stand so close to me #caturday

photo of ginger tabby sitting on my chest, facing away from me, taken from the perspective of his butt, which he kept shoving into my face

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jun 11

Or order a nice lunch in! Or do your goddamn sporty shit but don't punish me bc i literally cannot physically participate! This is Irritating the fuck out of me Cat tax

Ginger tabby cat lying on his side getting head pets from me

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jun 4

Not to fat shame but dude you're killing me, get the fuck off my chest #caturday

Grey tabby cat with white chest and paws sitting on a pillow on my chest

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· May 22

MOM THE GHOST IS BACK #caturday

Ginger tabby cat on his haunches with front feet in the air staring intently at something

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Feb 15

37 days in jail bc he couldn't pay a TWO MILLION DOLLAR BOND. Bc he wouldn't delete a Facebook post. Obscene does not begin to describe this.

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Dec 20

Dead to the world #caturday

Grey tabby cat lying on his side at on the bed, snoozing, obvlious to my comings and goings

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Dec 2

Nobody's gonna fiddle with these heating pad controls, no siree #caturday on monday

Ginger tabby sitting with heating pad controls between his front legs

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Nov 30

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD .... Food machine's empty go fill it please

Closeup of ginger tabby cat with alarmed look on his face

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Nov 20

There is nothing in this paragraph that isn't me, including specifically and verbatim, "fuck you, i was in shape in the eighties"

Regular shirts are straightjackets. Corsets. Regular shirts conceal nothing. Torso, upper arms, hips, all of that bullshit is displayed in a regular shirt, like slabs of ham in a deli case. But in my tunic? In my tunic, you can’t see any of the middle part of my middle-aged body. I’m shrouded in mystery. I’m a stylish enigma. I’m a greying fortune cookie with a fortune inside it that says, “Fuck you, I was in shape in the eighties.”

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Nov 13

ngl I feel very special bc my son's cat came to visit me tonight

Grey tabby cat sitting in a sphinx position on my bed

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Nov 9

Describe your cat's personality with one photo

Grey tabby cat photoed from below, lying flat on his stomach with his head and front paws hanging limply over the side of the bed. If he were human this would have been accompanied by a long sigh followed by "mom, I'm BORED."

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Oct 31

The most notable element in this picture is not the cats but the lack of a junk pile in the space between the dresser and the corner. Congratulate me.

Green dresser a few feet from a corner. In the space between the dresser and the corner there is a notable lack of junk. Grey tabby cat with white nose in foreground, orange tabby behind and to the right of him.

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Sep 20

Does god exist? What is on the other side of the rainbow bridge? Why does she persist in calling me Bunny when I am not a bunny? What is a Chonky McPorkbutt? When will i be fed my dinner? It's not chicken again, is it? #caturday

Grey tabby cat with white nose, legs folded in front of his chest in a half loaf, eyes cast down in contemplation of many mysterious things

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Aug 2

How elegant. Like a little gentleman #caturday

Grey tabby cat with white nose chest and paws, crossing his front legs and looking at me

Same cat, better crossed legs, looking away

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jul 7

much chubby very potato #not #caturday

Grey tabby cat viewed from behind curled up sleeping

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jul 6

Holding hands with my lil baby boy #caturday

Me, holding my sleeping grey tabby cat's paw

cats_hell_yeah@catshellyeah· Jun 16

This guy is in the Virginia Assembly and is attaching an example of a threat made 2 days before the Minnesota shootings. Separately, one of our local county board members received 2 death threats last week.