Wow. This neighbor's video of Mitch on June 14 being removed leisurely by EMTs from his house (it does seem to be HIS house; see Getty image below; the yellow house next door is there) is damning re: his aliveness, and CNN showed the video. Much as I hate CNN, it all seems credible.

This from today's Richmond (VA) Times-Dispatch. Photo of Trump (7/27/25) shaking hands with EU Prez Ursula von der Leyen. He's only gotten balder since this.

"Donny, is this a fashion statement where you're trying to make bustles great again, or did you just have a massive blowout in your Depends?"

What part of this plant is supposed to be the broccoli? Or is it a different kind of broccoli? This is what my broccoli looks like:

When I see Trump in that pose, I see a gorilla. It's the "alpha male" version of the same pose Melania took in her "official" portrait where she was going for female business tycoon, with a giant dick behind her right shoulder because without a man, she's always been, and will be, nothing.

From today's paper. Trump's toadies are given till July 31 to "explain" the tarp on the Kennedy Center. Over a MONTH to concoct an excuse. Hey, Judge Cooper, how about, "That tarp had no business going up in the first place. Nobody cares why the fuck you did it. Take it down by midnight TONIGHT."

Rubio's such a pathetic excuse for a "secretary of state." Mute little toady. Was watching @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social Tuesday night showing a clip of Trump bloviating at theG7, and I noticed Lil Marco may have been wearing his clown shoes from Trump, unless his toes are super-long.

Trump's standing there looking lost with his right foot at a very odd angle, like a discarded ragdoll. What's up with that? And public drooling can't be far off now. Catch his mouthful at 0:29 in that clip of him yapping about Iran's uranium. (No, don't actually catch it, that would be gross.)

Here's a thought: If Maxi pads have the miraculous power to quickly and completely heal Trump's wounded ear, then women wearing them should have their virginity restored every month. And in the women's case, the blood is never fake.

Trump wobbled during the anthem at Knicks game. Granddaughter Kai is transitioning to Mar-a-Lago arm-candy-bimbo standards, beginning with blonde hair. Will bubble lips be next? Trump slathered the orange grease extra thick on the portion of face he still remembers he has.

Trump's hands May 22 while he was on stage with the new Fed chair, as shown in a large color photo today in the Richmond (Va.) Times-Dispatch.

Presumably, for today's online front page, this was WaPo's best shot of Xi and Trump. Xi looks at the camera, smiles slightly, fully aware. Trump looks like a fucking zombie who doesn't have a clue what's going on. He disgraces the U.S. every minute and Congress continues to allow it.

Hassett doesn't even look original. He's a dead ringer for the energy vampire Colin Robinson on that FX show, "What We Do In The Shadows." At least Colin Robinson was funny. Hassett's just an ass with consonants around it.

Trump's been getting his eternal life juice again.

It's definitely the hats.

I'm actually surprised that Melania hasn't shown up in a hat with a huge black veil on it. She gave us just a tiny tease at Pope Francis' funeral. I think she'd love to walk around looking like Cousin Itt, and we could all live without the ever-present scowl.

The thing about Melania's fashion sense is that she never just wears a hat. She screws the hat down on her head as tightly possible, probably wishing her ears weren't in the way to stop it.

Seeing Melania's gown at the state dinner for Charles and Camilla reminded me of that inevitable scene in most rom-coms where the couple is caught in bed together and the embarrassed woman leaps up, grabs the entire top sheet, wraps herself in it, and flees to the bathroom.

Trump looks like here's got more than puffy eyes. There seems to be a lump and possibly bruising on the left side of his face, covered by makeup, the bruise extends to his hairline. He's had a recent fall maybe?

Love this photo of Trump at the WH Correspondents Dinner in WaPo today. Looks like they had him wear a super-duper maxi-pad outside his pants, just in case the catheter slipped.

I think the imaginary Iranian women got Donny's attention because this one caught his eye, reminding him of his beloved Ivanka, on whom he probably hasn't "done an Epstein" since she first became a Kushner breeder. This version even has the Mar-a-Lago blowup lips he loves so much.

Read this morning that Kirk's killer is asking for no cameras in court or he won't get a fair trial. Tied to something about a lip reader being able to make out something he said to his lawyer about thinking about the killing daily. Here's the story:

Don't know what up with the fuzzy mic picking up murmurings from Trump's crotch, but get a load of his right hand, all swollen and caked in makeup.

After stewing in his own noxious farts, BO, hair spray fumes, and shitty diapers, it's a good bet Trump is nose blind, or he'd think gasoline is the new fragrance he's selling to the rubes. They probably smell similar.

Melania wishes she could be there slurping a big noodle between them like "Lady and the Tramp," except in this scenario, the lady IS the tramp.

They say the longer couples stay together, the more they start to look like each other. Melania does "anus mouth" just as well as Donny!

Pete Kegbreath's hair reminds me of Ward Cleaver. Yeah, if Ward came home every night after screaming at his office co-workers all day to beat Wally and the Beav senseless with his belt, rape June, then pass out dead-drunk in his underwear in front of the TV watching "Father Knows Best."

I got it! The mysterious purple plant. It's called Bugleweed (though not a weed). Downloaded a free trial of a plant ID app and it named this photo I took. It sounds like a very good plant to have, and my backyard has tons of it.

Along this line, there's a photo of Ivanka and Trump standing over a twin bed used by Winston Churchill where she looks cowed, head down, and covers her crotch, and he stands beside it with fingers in his belt like a satisfied conqueror. Oh, I found it...

Trump at one of his public scribbling sessions at the White House yesterday. (Holds it aloft with his left hand, though he's right-handed. Right hand too bruised or weak?) Looks like he's in a demented trance. The kid standing directly behind him knows the Emperor is wearing no clothes.