Chase Burke

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Chase Burke@cburke· 23d

It's the somber face of the wife waiting for shredded cheese for her fajitas.

Chase Burke@cburke· 26d

They're somehow missing that irony has to be based on expectations, which is impossible when the things you don't like about the movie exists only in your mind. Yeah, everyone is sick of how WOKE Nolan is! Pic unrelated

The hero cops in Dark Knight Rises, charging into battle to fight alongside Batman.

Chase Burke@cburke· 29d

I haven't played it in years but was compelled to. Mfw I got it

Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny, and he's absolutely fuming

Chase Burke@cburke· Jul 14

Jenna from 30 Rock saying, "Liz, first of all, the reason I have some English inflection in my speech is because I lost my virginity
to the My Fair Lady soundtrack."

Chase Burke@cburke· Jul 14

A tiny tuxedo cat lays casually on the wide arm of a chair. Do not pay attention to the scratched part of the upholstery. Do not.

Chase Burke@cburke· Jul 14

The scene from Hot Fuzz where Danny, a police officer, asks "Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that, if you shoot it, it will blow up?"

Chase Burke@cburke· Jul 10

What's she yelling at?

Two pictures of the same tuxedo cat. In the first picture she is staring intently at something. In the second, her mouth is open so it looks like she's yelling.

Chase Burke@cburke· Jul 7

From that same thread. People were stuck on the street outside the event, and it was crawling with large roaches.

Post by "Musicology Duck" that says "Some of the bored children are now playing with the cockroaches"

Chase Burke@cburke· Jul 6

Bats flutter across the screen, painting these like Two-Face.

Chase Burke@cburke· Jul 4

Playlist is ready. Let's grill.

A playlist that is just the Sufjan Stevens song Fourth of July

Chase Burke@cburke· Jul 3

Hazel from 30 Rock saying "I mean, look at slavery. That was bananas!"

Chase Burke@cburke· Jul 1

China knows what to do

Tweet by Kay Type that reads:

My great grandfather had the
monopoly of eggs In all of China
and my grandmother was super
rich living In a mansion when
the cultural revolution happened
and communism took everything
away.

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 30

Post that says "RIP to everyone killed by God for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than God."

The post has been edited to say "God" instead of "the gods".

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 29

George Michael from Arrested Development saying, "So when those guys kept saying 'Hey you, Gorgo' that was me? I was the Gorgo?"

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 26

The ocean to spring thaw:

Frank from It's Always Sunny saying "Ha. So you come crawling back, you cheap sack of shit."

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 25

Why is this more complicated than it needs to be?

The "myth of consensual sex" meme edited to say "the myth of changing font. Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?"

The icon of a TTF file is over the woman saying "I consent", and the Android and Samsung logos are over Jesus saying "I don't!"

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 24

I glance over, and she's looking at me like this.

A tuxedo cat lays on a grey armchair. Her face is propped up on the arm. One of her paws dangles over the front.

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 20

If you had this alarm clock, you cannot complain!

The Nickelodeon alarm clock radio from the 90's. It's purple with a lot of lime green accents. One component is a clear, green tube that looks like it could contain slime.

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 19

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 18

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Iran's flag, but the green part is the green algae in the reflecting pool.

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 14

San Diego: if you know anything about this missing girl, please let me know. I know it's a long shot.

Post that reads: My Daughter IS MISSING! Last known to be home at around 1am this morning from Valley Center. She is likely to be with the male in this post. Her name is Alaura and she is 16 years old, about 5' 4" 120lbs, used to attend Valley Center High School
The authorities have been notified! If you see her call the police or please reach out to me asap!!

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 12

The Baby of the Year sketch but Sam Richardson is saying "she's trying to get moo deng!"

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 12

AI tore some pages out of the Bible. Or maybe someone left some fast food napkins in there?

Chase Burke@cburke· Jun 6

Cruel man takes unflattering picture of beautiful kitten.

An adorable tuxedo kitty smooshing her face against the arm of a chair. Her tongue is just barely sticking out to the side.

Chase Burke@cburke· May 27

These might look like baby hummingbirds, but judging by the bird shit all over the porch, I would say these are some sort of miniature eagles with IBS.

A baby hummingbird in a nest made atop the socket on a strand of outdoor lights. You can see the beak of their sibling poking out behind it.

Chase Burke@cburke· May 24

The replies:

Chase Burke@cburke· May 24

I finally beat the first Death Stranding. The devs during the Higgs boss fight.

Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec saying "you're forgetting about the essence of the game... It's about the Strands"

Chase Burke@cburke· May 23

Star Trek Next Generation title card reading "Riker Having Sex Causes/Solves All Problems In This One"

Chase Burke@cburke· May 16

They really are letting a lot of Americans on Taskmaster.

An adorable little tuxedo cat lays in front of a tv playing Taskmaster. Greg appears to be looking down at her.

Chase Burke@cburke· May 15

When you assign a ticket to murder Jimmy the Rat and link it as an action item from "Rip off blow from the Colombians"