“hold up, lemme call my oncologist real quick”

“Find the hay in the needlestack!”

Gave this a whirl: grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Feeling extremely proud of myself for clocking Madeleine L’Engle’s “Many Waters” from across the room at a party, just by the distinctive spine:

people in their 30s/40s: for the last time, we did not order an always-online PvPvE extraction shooter! Bungie: well you coulda told me that before I set it up

Walked outside the main doors of a children’s museum and was faced with the smallest wettest creature you’ve ever seen:

Society if we had a “I’m going straight” turn signal

I used to think so too, but it turns out:

Four games with 10/10 soundtracks:

You know what? I *have* built an impressive business with Domino’s. Thanks for noticing, Rich!

My phone when I go home for the holidays and don’t need the GPS anymore:

that’s a nudibranch

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #226,486!

Like a cow being devoured by piranhas in the Amazon

This, but with a copay

Finally getting back into Andor

I see your “press x to jason” and your “press f to pay respects” and I raise you “press square to play sick solo”

This part of the NPR article on giant cars being more deadly jumped out at me in particular:

Turns out me and Fuecoco have the same moveset

Environmental storytelling

Why does this grocery store use the Bioshock font?

America needs to catch up with England’s chip (crisp) game

When they say not to judge a book by its cover, this is the book they’re talking about:

Microsoft Teams trying to make me a vtuber

Hit 1,000 miles on the e-bike 🚴