Crist Jarrett (@ceejness) · DIRTY

Crist Jarrett

@ceejness

Voice Actor. Radio. Comedian. Anti-Motivational Speaker. Bad Influencer. Space & Weather Nerd. Your Mom’s Favorite. Podcasts: Nerd Talk+ & Florida Man Murders. Chaotic Neutral. Major League Centaurs. 305. 206. Size 14.

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Crist Jarrett@ceejness· 19h

Some days I’m amazed at what we create. Some days I’m amazed we create anything at all. The life of a voice artist.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· 1d

The only time I’ve ever been here without a line and I’m the only one here.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· 15d

I’m garbage. I get excited that I hit 69,420 on my first ball of Gorgar. The only great thing I will ever achieve.

Photo of pinball game Gorgar with the score 69,420 highlighted.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· 18d

Why are people so fucking gross on airplanes?

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· 21d

Baja blast on my face, motherfuckers.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Jun 29

@ben01.bsky.social bacon egg and cheese on a beef patty at Juici Patties is so legit

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Jun 18

…but not for Ceej!

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Jun 18

This is it. This is the picture that makes me believe.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Jun 18

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Jun 15

Román joining us in ECS after MLS Cup win at home in 2019

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Jun 14

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Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Apr 15

This seems like a #science heavy show.

Chapter listings from the latest episode of Nerd Talk+ including “NASA’s Fart Duty Engineer” and “Shredded Cheese, Hindenburg, and Mariners Baseball”

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Apr 15

I have a science podcast. #nerdtalkplusdotcom

Screen shot showing a chapter of the most recent Nerd Talk+ podcast titled: Women Leaders, Veggie Farts, and Space Snacks. Go to nerdtalkplus.com to find us.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Apr 8

If you see this, post a character from space

Ben Affleck when he and a bunch of his oil driller friends went on a NASA mission to drill into a rouge asteroid deep enough to so that a nuclear explosion would split in apart and avoid it slamming into Planet Earth, causing a total loss of life. He was successful, but lost his future father-in-law and many crew mates along the way. Ben Affleck is a global hero.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Mar 29

Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like dating you.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Mar 28

Jumbotron at Marlins Park saying Marlins Win after defeating Colorado Rockies 2-1 on Opening Day.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Mar 27

First Machete of the season… #MarlinsBeisbol #JuntosMiami

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Mar 27

Xfinity 1261

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Mar 24

Cats eat fish.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Mar 24

We in this bitch…

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Mar 13

Am I a Mets prospect???

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Mar 11

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Mar 1

We WILL?!?! As in, that’s hasn’t already happened?!?

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Feb 28

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Feb 16

Don’t worry, mine is right.

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Feb 9

❤️

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Feb 6

Golf his ankles

Crist Jarrett@ceejness· Jan 16

Weather app #WTForecast proclaiming it’s fucking cold in Florida! 34°F at 7:11am in Orlando.