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Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️‍🌈

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ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· 1d

Penny's like what happens when someone with a very rudimentary understanding of anatomy collects body parts from various muppets, and sews them together, but kind of in the wrong direction.

A parti colored black and brown shih tzu with white spotty legs stands proudly on a rug

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Jul 9

White Castle breakfast slider with sausage is $2.49.

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Jul 5

We survived Patricia's Sunset Cocktails! Happy 4th

A lady with long reddish blonde hair in shorts and a red and white tee shirt sits on the grass holding a black and white shih tzu wearing a cerulean bandanna. It is a million degrees outside and July 4.

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Jul 1

Miss Penelope Doodlebug is sawing logs.

A shih tzu dog wearing a cerulean harness, white with brown spots and a black face and ears with brown spots, sleeps on her back and snores.

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Jun 29

Having a sleepover Widow's Bay watch party with this magnificent creature.

Image shows a tube shaped parti colored Shih Tzu of extraordinary tininess wearing a cerulean harness, tongue out, eyes going in opposite directions, splayed out on a bench inside a brewery.

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Jun 11

This little fellow stayed next to me the entire time I was bedridden, for months, and I am 100% certain that forcing myself to stick around for him is the entirety of the reason I am alive today. Rest easy, my baby boy. You were loved every single second by so many people. End of watch: 6-5-2026

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Jun 6

If they'd come in and said "that'll be a million dollars" I'd have still taken this dog home.

A little white and black dog takes a chance and climbs into the lap of a stranger visiting him at the animal shelter.

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Jun 4

Fresh clean doggie!

A fluffy white and black Shih Tzu mix boy.

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Jun 2

This really isn't better

Google lens' attempt to read the frames article in the historical society Widow's Bay. Stories from hell, indeed:

CANNIBALISM IN GOD'S HOUSE

STORM FROM HELL

THE DEADLY STORM OF 1786

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Recent Strange Occurrences Reported

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Jun 2

I wanted to try to read this article and it looks like we aren't intended to be able to do so. However, do you notice the message spelled out by the drop caps? Getting ready for #WidowsBay tonight 🚨

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Feb 28

Oh, the humanity; it's bath time!

A wet white and black shih tzu gazes to the heavens and calls upon Cerberus to strike down all who would dare to wash his stinky little body.

White and black shih tzu looks all fluffy and white and quite pleased with himself.

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Feb 22

My new Roman Empire

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Feb 18

If he doesn't get his medal, we riot at dawn

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Feb 13

He is me

Business insider headline "someone watched episode 4 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 100 times" according to HBO.
HBO Max says: "HBO is concerned about some of its users"
Image shows obi wan Kenobi in a scene from A New Hope with the dialogue "well of course I know him. He's me."

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Feb 12

"but you don't look sick!"

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Feb 12

I don't know but I like to imagine it was a wild gerbil.

ӇҽƖƖąƘíƭƭყ@celestephase· Feb 4

I'm having to really stand up and advocate for myself medically this past year, and I could use some validation, I'm running out of steam. Or, if you have advice on how to protect yourself as part of a cog in the machine that is the U.S. healthcare system, I'll take that too.