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Cellard@cellard· 13d

I’m kind of surprised it has taken this long for Medabots to go there with their gacha, but we finally got to the gooner content

Limited Featured Medafighters Pull in Medabot Survivors. It’s the researcher character, Ruby in a swimsuit. Medabots is dipping into the gooner market now lol

Cellard@cellard· 13d

Game #36 of 2026 The World Next Door A charming other world with surprisingly challenging but really fun gameplay. Story was sort of melodramatic but okay, but then the abrupt half-baked ending happened. It’s a real shame because it was just starting to really cook. Wish there was more, honestly.

Starting screen for The World Next Door. Liza is floating on the left, Jun wields her weird sword in the middle, and Horace tries to be intimidating and not set himself on fire.

Cellard@cellard· 15d

Game #35 of 2026 Quest for Camelot It’s like an attempt at Legend of Zelda while not really knowing what makes that good or fun. Everything is a damage sponge and there’s weird precision shit happening even. I do miss when like every movie/show got a licensed game regardless of quality though.

Brilliant gameplay idea. Nevermind the gems are used for ammo later.

Farmer:
30 gems in order to save your progress. Now, hurry!

Kayley standing around some snowy trees and rock.

Merlin recognizing this game is not great makes where to go way easier by scrawling “Continue” with an arrow on the ground. And people thought yellow paint was bad game design.

Ruber wielding Excalibur and being genuinely ugly af. Bro needs to trim those nails.

Cellard@cellard· 18d

Game #34 of 2026 No More Work for Ito This is probably the most relatable story I have experienced since playing And Roger, and it hit in multiple ways for me. It feels like it could have lasted longer, but I appreciate that a story about the soulless grind of work didn't overstay its welcome.

Mia's Risk Analysis in Insurance design.
"My God, is it really that good? Did it leave you speechless?"

The view of Daniel's desk at the Caesar office. On the left is a desk with a black box that says, "That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it. That's not real. Ignore it." Wayne is sitting next it.

An office kitchen in red with a bloody floor. A vending machine casts a bright red light. Daniel repeats the question, "Why does hell look like the fucking office? Why does hell look like the fucking office? Why does hell look like the fucking office?"

Cellard@cellard· 18d

Shoutout to Spilled! and Halfmoon since the mobile games are constantly pushing everything else back. #BackloggdWeekly

Recently Played on Backloggd.
No More Work For Ito (July 23)
Pokemon TCG Pocket (July 23)
Medabots Survivors (July 23)
Star Fox (July 20)
A Building Full of Cats 2 (July 20)

Cellard@cellard· 19d

Game #33 of 2026 A Building Full of Cats 2 I may have jumped back into a Full of Cats title too soon after the last one lmao. I found it a little too repetitive this time with the apartments. The theming for them was dope, some good minigame ideas, but some less so (rhythm games *shakes fist*).

The first room's entrance, loaded with cats in a pink, yellow, and cyan color scheme.

A poster or something in a very stereotypical metal design that says "Devcats Making True Games." Cats are hidden along the tree.

Finding ghosts in an apartment after having found all the cats.

An underground bunker filled with food and cats. A magnifying glass is on a box of treats with a paw print. The detective cat from Feline Forensics and the Meowseum Mystery says, "Hmm... a pawprint. It must be the thief's! If I follow his tracks from here, I'll certainly find him."

Cellard@cellard· 21d

Game #32 of 2026 Star Fox I always imagined Star Fox 64 looking like this as a kid and seeing it now, I’m in love. It is SF64 at its best and brings me hope that we will get a truly new Star Fox game in the near future. This is going to take some time for me to out fully down, it’s so fun.

“Hey! Who pulled the plug! Things were just getting good!” Falco sitting with VR goggles on in a chair on the Great Fox.

A Wolfen flying above the frozen tundra of Fichina. A military base is in the background. Andrew is saying, “Emperor Andross’s enemy is my enemy!”

The Landmaster drives away from the explosion of the depot on Macbeth.

Cool guys don’t look at explosions and Fox is a cool guy for driving a cool tank.

Cellard@cellard· 26d

Game #31 of 2026 Spilled! Super cute, super short game about cleaning up the ocean. It was interesting how well the game worked and it was really visually appealing. The main takeaway I think was that if your boat pollutes the ocean, a smaller pissed off boat will spray you until you sink and die.

The player's boat is sleeping when another boat comes by dropping oil behind it. The art for the game was gorgeous.

The entrance to the second area is opened. The water is a poopy brown with black oil streaks everywhere. A turtle floats on some of the oil.

Another boat shows a happy emote after having a beach ball pushed to it.

A rescued penguin is shown, its name is Lucille. On the top left are instructions for making snowballs or something. The right screen has all the animal friends collected.

Cellard@cellard· Jul 6

Game #30 of 2026 Halfmoon The pixel art in Halfmoon is gorgeous, truly beautifully done. It's unfortunate nothing else really lived up to that quality though. I can see a story argument for why some things were lackluster, but the quality, specifically controls, was still frustrating sadly.

Two women in all black sit on a couch.
Rei, "I'm sorry to say this, but you're dead."

A girl leans down looking through a digital interface. A box in the middle pointing up says "Hidden World," while the bottom says, "Visible World." On the right are black text boxes with the following words: Delight, Guilt, Outrage, Annoyance, Anxiety, and Pride.
Nami, "the number of souls that get sent back is overwhelmingly high, to be honest."

A close-up of Rei's face looking down with her long black hair hanging down.
Rei, "Below us is the boundary between the visible world and this information center."

Nami and Rei sit on their couch. A plethora of cats are spread around, including being on top of both women.

Cellard@cellard· Jun 29

Game #29 of 2026 A Shelter Full of Cats I love Devcats and their hidden object (cat) games. They're so relaxing while also not being too easy. It's a great balance. This iteration provided lots of information as well, and some additional puzzles outside of finding cats. These are always fun!

The welcome screen for A Shelter Full of Cats. A postcard with a cat stamp is on the screen, with "Welcome to OUr Shelter Full of Cats" written on it. It sits in front of a hedge with a gate behind it and two wooden signs with a cat symbol and a settings symbol.

The entrance to the shelter with Hannah and an alert symbol next to her. The screen is filled with cats causing chaos around the front yard.

a grumpy old lady, Ophelia, is PISSED about all the cats at her house. She is saying, "I thought this nightmare would never end. I am allergic to cats, can't you see?"

Cellard@cellard· Jun 19

I think the Galleons fellas might like Dark Magician Girl a little bit.

Dark Magician Girl song cover with a take on the Yugioh card. Notably her eyes and thighs mentioned from the song are missing lol.

The first verse of the song Dark Magician Girl by Galleons and Valiant Hearts
[Verse 1: Tom Byrne]
Fabricate, disassociate
Spill our guts to the ones we hate So cut me deep, impenetrate
And eat my heart like a hand grenade
Suffocate in between your thighs
And fuck my brains out with your pretty eyes
Call me yours and I'll call you mine
We can share this change instead of biding time (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Instead of biding time

Cellard@cellard· Jun 1

Game #28 of 2026 Before Your Eyes Using blinks to control a game is such a novel, but amazing concept. I wasn't sure how I felt about the game until midway through. It honestly felt like another A Memoir Blue or Hindsight + blinking, then it took a swift turn into peak territory. Brilliant game!

The Ferryman talks to the player, "Well, hello there, stranger. You're a real bright and shiny one, aren't ya?"

Ernie the cat sits on top of a child's piano. It is a small, beige kitten with a scar over its right eye. The caption is, "[sneezes]."

Art School Application
Question 3 - In two short paragraphs, describe what makes you want to pursue a career in the arts.
In the section for writing is a drawing of a hand writing on the application. A glass of orange drink and a sharpie sit next to the application.

The ferryman yells at the seagulls for squawking. "I said shut up you, you scum gulls! You mucky fowls!"

Cellard@cellard· May 30

Game #27 of 2026 Coffee Talk: Tokyo Familiar yet new. More of the same in a really good way. An almost entirely new cast outside with cameos of the old made for fresh, interesting stories. I liked the addition of cold drinks, it gave another dynamic to the brewing that made things challenging.

Hendry sits with a coffee cup floating in front of him. Jun is next to.
Hendry says, "Please don't hurt me, Mister Ghost!"

Vin and Kenji sit next to each other in the background. The barista's phone has an edit of the woman yelling at a cat meme posted by @updog (Fuku) on Tomodochill. The text says, "Me and the ghost I gotta work with." Fuku is the best shitposter.

The Sunset Fuji drink made to look like Mt. Fuji using tea, mango, and ice cream.

Coffee Talk Tokyo Cast gallery image. Left to right: Yuki, Vin, Jun, Fuku, Blue, Makoto, Kenji, Ash, Erika, Emi, and Ayame. Dope cast of characters this go around.

Cellard@cellard· May 29

Game #26 of 2026 Yoshi and the Mysterious Book As per usual for Yoshi, it was charming as hell. I love the little guy. But it was safely fun. I thought the main story’s creatures were mostly dull. However, the postgame creatures were very fun. It felt like the concept was fully realized there.

Mr E and the Yoshi looking up at the sky from the island.

A red yoshi floating through the sky with an enemy in the background.

Muddy Yoshi standing with a bunch of Shy Guy. They are all demanding things as they stand there. Not very shy now.

End of the credits with a drawing of Yoshi and the MVP creature for the final level, Scuttlewoosh, who I loved.

Cellard@cellard· May 24

Hisuian Voltorb just hanging out in Yoshi games now

Detonut’s page in Yoshi and the Mysterious Book before being named. It is a nut creature that explode with a red top and brown/white bottom, plus angry eyes. It’s basically Hisuian Voltorb.
“Beware of explosions! What a curious creature…”

Detonut’s first two pages after discovering it showing its behavior

Cellard@cellard· May 21

Milo and I are ready for some Yoshi action

A white and tan cat with blue eyes sitting on a cat tree with a physical copy of Yoshi and the Mysterious Book for Nintendo Switch 2.

Cellard@cellard· May 21

Game #25 of 2026 AI: The Somnium Files - Nirvana Initiative I loved getting back into this world! The characters are just so goofy; I love their banter. Somniums were missing a certain something this time around and felt like they spiked in time optimization way too soon. Still loved it though!

Mizuki staring disapprovingly at drunken Ryuki at Brahman World Cuisine.

Boss asking, "What are you looking at, Ryuki?"
Tama, an AI-Ball sits in Boss's cleavage in her humanoid form, while Boss sits on her desk. Kaname Date sits on a chair to the side.

Aiba is crouched down staring at Ryuki who is laying drunk against Boss's desk. They are both wearing Jack-o'-lanterns on their heads.

Ryuki saying, "Wooow, Amame turned into a skeleton!"
Ryuki using Tama's x-ray vision on Amame Doi in a classroom. Ryuki seems unaware we all have spooky skeletons inside of us.

Cellard@cellard· May 15

Game #24 of 2026 Donkey Kong Land I always wondered if I unreasonably sucked balls at this game as a kid. The answer is yes. But at least now I know that even if I didn’t suck balls at it, I wouldn’t have made it very far anyways. This game got unreasonable, fast. Definitely a game of all time.

Some mollusk horror show shit and a clam underwater giving me nightmare.

Diddy Kong standing around after beating King K. Rool.

Cellard@cellard· May 8

Game # 23 of 2026 Wax Heads A neat little story about trying to save a record shop and good ole punk dysfunctionality. Truthfully the gameplay loop got a bit stale and store navigation could have been better. The stories of customers and employees, and the music, shined the brightest in the game.

The main menu of Wax Heads featuring (eft to right) Ali, Tee, and Hank.

Morgan: "Well, I hate cats."
A angry older woman in a red shirt stands at a desk in the back of the record store. Not a great start to insult cats in the first 5 minutes.

An orange record cover with PEEP! coming out of the opening of a saxophone.

Peep
Roland Tipsy

"The first time you hear 'Peep'! it expands into
sounds that people only previously dreamt of.
It is both simultaneously new and also
familiar, it enchants you like nothing you've
ever heard before, or perhaps ever will ... "
(Excerpt from Helen Chrysler's book "The Jazz
that changed my life").

A virtual pet and a dog putting a record into a shopping cart are on the right.

I crying tattooed customer stands at the store counter making a request for an album.
Ali: "I just need something sad, that will make me ache with every breath."

Cellard@cellard· Apr 30

Game #22 of 2026 Home Safety Hotline It's an interesting retro spooky concept and I had an enjoyable time with it, but it was quite repetitive. I wish there had been more on the prank call plotline, but a week wouldn't be enough to make it worthwhile probably. The VAs and art were well done.

Home Safety Hotline screen. Evoking those old school computer vibes.

The entry for Bed Teeth, featuring a weird picture of bedding with teeth.
BED TEETH
DESCRIPTION:
Bed Teeth are a rare kind of household fungus known for growing in small, cone-like shapes on the underside of bed sheets, blankets, or comforters. Homeowners infested with Bed Teeth often report mild
discomforts when sleeping such as tickling or itching, and more rarely slimy acidic residue on their skin.

DANGER:
Bed Teeth are not directly harmful to most humans, given their brief sleeping schedules. However, they tend to gradually grow sharper over time if left untreated, which can lead to infections in the open
wounds they cause.

SOLUTION:
To prevent the growth of Bed Teeth, bedsheets and blankets should be washed regularly, and inspected for rare, more persistent growths. Infested covers should be scrubbed thoroughly, or
disposed of entirely

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Cellard@cellard· Apr 28

Game #21 of 2026 Kirby’s Dream Land 2 I played this a lot as a kid and never managed to get to Dark Matter and I see why now. The game isn’t that hard, outside the Rainbow Drops and DM. Like what was that crap? I remembered this much more fondly, probably because I never got any of the drops 😂

Rick and multiple Kirby bust a move on a weeping Whispy Woods

Dark Matter exorcised from King Dedede while Kirby wields his sword

A rainbow has fallen over Dream Land with the words “The End” at the bottom of the screen.

Cellard@cellard· Apr 25

Game #20 of 2026 Magical Drop II So the game is a quite fun, fast-paced puzzle game like Puyo Puyo. I did all the stories because they were sort of cute. I was very surprised to see all the characters named after tarot cards and also how fanservicey it was. Empress is a dommy mommy what lmao?

Dommy mommy Empress from Magical Drop II. Yes, she tells you to kiss her feet.

Empress holding her whip with bubbles popping while Strength lays on the right defeated and getting bricked

Magician making an annoyed face on the left, while snot drips from Fool and its cat’s noses in the intro.

Cellard@cellard· Apr 23

Game #19 of 2026 Duck Detective: The Ghost of Glamping Another case quacked by the Duck Detective! I love this series. It's gorgeous, the music/VAs are awesome, and it's nice to play through a less serious detective game. It is was a LOT less difficult with less moon logic than the original. 🦆

Duck Detective in a room.
Detective says, "Life wasn't easy."
Ain't that the truth, brother.

A magnifying glass hovers over pictures next to an Investigation journal. Under the magnifying glass is a picture of a duck with a double chin. Next to it are text bubbles with the words "Double Chin," and "Unflattering Angle."

An abandoned sanatorium in a spooky green light. Bottom left is a text bubble.
Detective says, "To be honest, the scariest thing about that ghost story was the tuberculosis."

The Duck Detective stands around the bathing area of a campground. A crying alligator, goat, rabbit, two... I don't remember what they are, pigeon, and a capybara stand in various levels of distress.
Detective says, "See Frederson, I quacked the case again!"

Cellard@cellard· Apr 22

No joke, I’ve had a screenshot of Kalas’s stupid face on my phone for months now lmao. The portraits are kind of charmingly ugly imo

Cellard@cellard· Apr 22

Game #18 of 2026 Kirby’s Adventure I love Nightmare in Dreamland and didn’t realize it was a remake of Adventure, so it was fun to see the original. It was a pretty standard fare Kirby game. My biggest issue was the emulator crashing out anytime more than 2 enemies were on screen; that sucked 😏

Meta Knight after his defeat in Orange Ocean, revealing a his lil baby face.

Two chungus Kirbys from the crane machine minigame, providing 4 extra lives

Kirby and King Dedede reacting to the nightmare rising from the Fountain of Dreams.

Kirby flying on a warp star through the sky with text. “Tonight Dream Land will sleep well!”

Cellard@cellard· Apr 20

First try in Infinite Showdown today and I managed to beat the highest score I’ve ever seen in it by over 30 million I can imagine how demoralizing that’ll probably feel, because I thought 78mil would be unbeatable for me lmao

Medabots Survivors Infinite Showdown screen.

Boss
Kogasenjo

Cellard
YOUR HIGH-SCORE
112,302,878

VS

RIVAL HIGH-SCORE
78,288,306
Player370782180

Cellard@cellard· Apr 19

I didn't think I'd do all of Kimi ga Nozomu Eien's fan disc DLC stories in a day, but once I got rolling I couldn't stop. True Lies and Muv-Nozo were both weird and genuinely stupidly funny. They were very different from the other fan disc stories, but a good bookend for the title.

Gohda Jouji's upset face when he realizes he has not been blessed by all humanity.

Haruka making an oddly specific reference to a 3-year-long coma after smelling Mitsuki's Thai curry.

Shinji getting everyone ready for a group photo inside Takayuki's room. Haruka is in her post-3-year-long coma style and her face has drawings on it from Akane. Mitsuki is still in her swimsuit for some reason. Akane is wearing her winter outfit.
Takayuki: "Shinji, you asshole! Put down that goddamn camera and listen to me!"

Cellard@cellard· Apr 18

Game #17 of 2027 Kimi ga Nozomu Eien: Enhanced Edition A rollercoaster of emotions with someone always hurt. It relied a lot on the psychology of sex, and at times was very distasteful. Takayuki is basically a less dumb but way more immoral Shirogane. But it's one of the best VNs I've ever read.

Kimi ga Nozomu Eien in Kanji with Enhanced Edition R written in English under it. The text is over a walk sign with the red, do not walk light on.

Shinji Taira looking a little disgusted outside on the hill.
"Y-Yeah! I'd never be with a guy like Takayuki! I'd rather be called a fatty-loving bestiliaty maniac!"
This moment leads to the totally normal nickname of Mr. Bestiality being used throughout the story.

Mitsuki Hayase staring affectionately at the ring given to her on her hand.
"...Perfect."
That fucking ring man.

Manami Homura, the green devil, smiling happily in a very plain, old apartment. There's a creepy frog at the bottom of her braid, a totally normal thing for someone to always wear. Takayuki lists the items she has brought back with her, totally normal items. Yup.
"Adult diapers. Waterless shampoo. Hydrogen peroxide for disinfection. Rope for making crafts..."

Cellard@cellard· Apr 13

Everything happening with Takayuki and Haruka in Chapter 3 no longer matters, I want more Chizuru! 45 hours in and these 5 minutes are the happiest I've been during it lmao

Chizuru Sakaki appearing behind Akane Suzumiya suddenly during Chapter 3 of Kimi ga Nozomu Eien.

Chizuru smirking from behind Akane as the latter scolds her with: "Chizuru! Don't scare me like that..."

Cellard@cellard· Apr 6

Game #16 of 2026 There's No Easter Eggs I needed a break from Kimi ga Nozomu Eien, and what better than a holiday relevant hidden object game? Nothing really special. The most significant thing it did was force you to click specific eggs on hard mode. The 1000 egg achievement was some shit though.