Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· 27d What the actual fuck??? This is a goddamn workplace! I hate my fucking coworkers!!
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Jul 4 I watch the movie #Musical1776 every year on #July4th. Here, John Adams complains about useless Congress (still an issue 250 years later….). Or is he predicting tRump……? 🤔
#America250
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Jun 21 Happy Father’s Day, all you mother fuckers!
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Jun 19 This legit hurts but I’m not allowed to move, right?
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· May 9 This is 6! No matter how old they get, they’ll always be my Yutes.
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Mar 26 Honest to God email sent out by my #Boss
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Mar 25 So….. #Shitler and his junk drawer cabinet copied them….?
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Feb 17 This shouldn’t be here. This should be broken on the floor!
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Feb 15 Bill Maher did a LOT of disservice to himself when he gushed about how amazing Shitler was at that fucking dinner. Looks like there was only one loser in that situation
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Feb 15 So…. I’m a nerd. When I was a teenager, I was all about movie scores and few were doing it as well as John Williams. This album got a LOT of play in my teenage years:
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Feb 14 More of this in my life, please!
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Feb 6 Elliott and Westley approve!!
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Feb 6 My #Seahawks Jersey has extra special meaning on this, my 50th year on earth.
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Feb 5 When I was around 14 years old, my dad handed me a CD… this CD. It was perhaps an odd gift to hand a teenager, but it made me fall in love with the music of #JohnWilliams. To this day, the versions of these songs on this collection are the ones I prefer, simply because it is how I first heard them.
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Dec 23 Elliott looking extra cute today. Don’t he know it, too!
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Dec 21 When your cat insists on being part of the movie.
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Dec 16 I took a shit in the toilet and wanted to share it with everyone.
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Dec 13 Shitty commute, yes, but I came home to these love bugs.
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Dec 7 We’re boycotting Spotify, right? They’re really desperate if they’re advertising this to me, someone who has never even used it lol
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Dec 6 “I want to save lives” from the asshole that brought you rising food costs, shitty health care, blew up fishing boats with the directive “kill them all” and locked little kids in cages? Fuck off, #Shitler
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Dec 2 A coworker gave me these. Nice festive look, no?
Goofy Guy@certifiedgoof· Nov 22 I need to figure out how to get paid to just do this
