celine

@cetaillefer

writer, narrative designer, cat lady, tired || makeoutcreek.itch.io || she/her

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celine@cetaillefer· 15d

we're punishing @brendanmcleod.dev for his elf crimes tonight in BIG WALK (ft @asteroidera.bsky.social)

celine@cetaillefer· 29d

his ass is not making sunomono!

a guilty looking tabby cat with white socks. an array of condiment bottles are behind him

celine@cetaillefer· Jun 20

o r b

a tuxedo cat is curled into a tight ball, hugging her face, in a teal basket. one paw with pink toe beans pokes out

celine@cetaillefer· Jun 11

canada bans social media for children, 2026

tobias (schlubby, balding, mustachioed dweeb) and lindsay (ditz with long blonde hair) from arrested development talking side by side. lindsay: well did it work for those people? tobias: no, it never does. i mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might but... but it might work for us.

celine@cetaillefer· Apr 24

62 y/o fellow support who still says "good kitty": they’re debating who should get my nano and i just can’t with the matches today. me [heard “nano” and got so hard i cancelled my kekkai sanctuary]: i think i hauve demons

overwatch subtitles that read: Ketchup (Ana): You're powered up! Get in there! Phainon (Mizuki): (Japanese) I'm going hard!

celine@cetaillefer· Mar 11

a smiling wrestler, with text that reads "being glad winter is over and i don't have to goop myself up right out of the shower anymore". behind him, a larger, more menacing wrestler looms, with text that simply says "SUNSCREEN SEASON"

celine@cetaillefer· Jan 7

nora durst (carrie coon) gazes up at the night sky, looking stunned. her silver hair is coming out of its braid, and she's wearing dozens of mardi gras beads.

celine@cetaillefer· Dec 26

the Christmas asockalypse

a box overflowing with socks in an assortment of colours and sizes

celine@cetaillefer· Nov 29

god bless square brackets when want to get the thing down before you forget but haven't completely fleshed it out yet

a text screenshot that reads: "Post Alpha: If Raven rescues too many adventurers, or encourages too many unrescued adventurers to find alternatives to working in the factory, Leoplover Bluff makes him collect moon flax for the factory to make up for it. If Raven does not collect moon flax/continues to rescue adventurers and makes Leoplover really mad, he gets [consequences]."

celine@cetaillefer· Nov 29

the game can still feel like OW1 sometimes

celine@cetaillefer· Nov 20

your frank posts about your challenges with mental and physical health stuff was such an inspiration for me buckling down and talking with my doc, and i'm so glad to know you! i hope everything comes up stella forever and ever amen

domino effect meme where the starting domino is "following stella after meeting her at blizzcon" and the ending one is "getting diagnosed for adhd"

celine@cetaillefer· Nov 7

you know your overwatch lobby is cooking in mystery heroes when the enemy team gets 2 hazards, junkrat, lifeweaver and ana in round one, but your mei is the thing that makes them go "oh this was not a fun game"

celine@cetaillefer· Nov 5

border patrol agent every time he hears kendrick's "tv off"

principal skinner from the simpsons in the throes of a 'nam flashback. he's clutching grooves into his armchair while staring out a set of blinds

celine@cetaillefer· Oct 30

reddit comment from edwed1: "71% of the earth's surface is covered by water. the other 29% is covered by daulton varsho and addison barger"

celine@cetaillefer· Oct 25

legs out for the jays

a tuxedo cat is curled into a comfy donut on a fleece blanket but one hind leg is stretched out to max range

celine@cetaillefer· Oct 22

ridiculous creature

a potato shaped tabby cat with a white bib and booties lies on his back and looks coyly at the camera. his front paws are curled on his chest

celine@cetaillefer· Oct 19

is my cat a) burying his food for later b) carrying a toy in his mouth when he decides he's hungry or c) some secret third thing

3 crinkle cat toys sit in a bowl of half eaten kibble

celine@cetaillefer· Oct 3

twime

screenshot of twine story map - the passage titles imply it's some sort of ghost-based RPG

twine node map - the passage titles imply this is some kind of spy thriller

celine@cetaillefer· Sep 7

boots was pawing at the stove so we looked underneath and discovered the ballpocalypse

a tabby cat and a tuxedo cat investigate eight to nine crinkly balls in a bright blue hallway

celine@cetaillefer· Aug 26

about halfway through Jared Pechaček's The West Passage, and it rips. it's like, imagine if the gems from Steven Universe were even freakier, and also they ruled over Anor Londo

cover of the West Passage by Jared Pechaček; vibrant and brightly coloured, where large monstrous ladies tower over two small people in black and gold

celine@cetaillefer· Aug 18

100% would drive this EV Mr Rogers got a ride from in a 1981 episode over a cybertruck anyday

mr rogers getting into a cute little navy blue electric vehicle. it's pleasantly square, and has a little bed in the back for carrying things.

celine@cetaillefer· Aug 6

edited image of the IBM philosophy: "A computer can never be held accountable; therefore a computer must never become a wife guy"

celine@cetaillefer· Jul 30

who wore it better?

meowth from pokemon sitting in a hot bath with an egg. they are both wearing little washcloths on their heads.

nanami from utena is in the bath, her hair wrapped in a towel. a small painted egg is nestled in the towel.

celine@cetaillefer· Jul 20

it only took three weeks for agnes to decide i am an acceptable bath location

a tuxedo cat cleans her pristine pink toe beans

the same tuxedo cat staring off into the middle distance, like she's about to sneeze

celine@cetaillefer· Jul 18

success!

a small tuxedo cat sits on a pink blanket on someone's feet. she looks about as relaxed as a fur sack of anxiety can look

celine@cetaillefer· Jul 2

it was originally a carving of jesus washing the feet of his disciples, but it broke after being dropped, and the nun who mended it put jesus on backwards. the church did not want it and we scrambled at the chance to have it forever.

a wooden carving depicting a seated man in robes kicking jesus while he's down

celine@cetaillefer· Jun 23

he could fix me

bond forger from spy x family - a large shaggy white dog with a big square head and silly tiny ears stares placidly into the camera

celine@cetaillefer· May 4

lol getting downvoted on reddit for saying the Warcraft movie was good actually

panel from a chick tract showing a group of racistly caricatured men in middle eastern robes saying "Shut up!". the text surrounding the panel says "Most people rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. (Gal. 4:16)"

celine@cetaillefer· Apr 29

the Gene Wolfe Experience™

a post from the r/Fantasy subreddit titled "Hated Shadow of the Torturer, but can't stop thinking about it?"

celine@cetaillefer· Apr 16

friend: so how are you? me: oh i started a new stardew valley farm where i can't leave.