Charlenerd

@cfhirsch

Software developer by trade. I enjoy music, mathematics, playing piano, studying quantum computing and history. And also procrastinating. A lot of procrastinating. Prejudiced against antivaxxers. Work in progress. He/Him

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Charlenerd@cfhirsch· 7d

$From a classic episode of The Simpsons, a page from an imaginary dictionary that reads: “2. Not attractive. Homer Inoun 1. American bonehead 2. Pull a Homer-to succeed despite idiocy Homogeneous ladj\ 1. Like in nature”$

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· 16d

Musk is a huckster. He’s a very good huckster, but that’s all he is. A huckster can con people out of their money but they can’t hack a federal election. Also if St. Clair is saying this shit then she still wants to be an attention grifter. Alt text added to original image.

Actual quotes:
Trump: "We were losing badly, but then Elon went to Pennsylvania and he knows those computers, those ballot computers, and then we won in a landslide."
Elon Musk: "Without me, Trump would've lost the election and the senate and house."
Ashley StClair: "Elon openly bragged to me that he rigged the election for Trump. I have all the texts and emails of him stating it, too."

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· 17d

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this is a real, unaltered photo of Trump during his rally in Georgia today
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Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Jul 10

lol

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Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Jul 7

My man is like Joe Btfsplk from L’il Abner.

Joe Btfsplk from Al Capp’s “Li’l Abner” comic strip. Last name pronounced like you’re giving someone the raspberry. World’s worst jinx, misfortune follows wherever he goes.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Jun 24

It’s called COVID 19 because the first cases were confirmed in 2019, shit for brains. I can’t believe we’re still doing this.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Jun 22

Trying to decide what prior I would assign to “Trump actually understands that these protestors are laughing at him.”

Donald J. Trump
@reaDonald Trump
Here is another example of a crazy pro-algae (likely paid) protestor.
The sign says, "First they came for the algae..." which is in reference to a famous post-WW2 statement about Germans not speaking out against the Nazis:
"
...Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out-because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me-and there was no one left to speak for me."

Below the tweet is a photo of someone in a pink frog suit, standing in front of the reflecting pool, holding the sign Trump is referring to.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Jun 18

Obvious Plant image. Shows a man in a suit and tie yelling into his cell phone. Text reads:

“Angry? Sad? Frustrated?

Have you tried…
YELLING?

Relieves stress

Feels good

Is scary to birds

Yelling is like talking, but louder!

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Jun 11

Horrible, hideous looking eyesore. Looks like something that would have been perfect for Hitler’s Berlin, not the US Capitol.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Jun 10

During the Twitter acquisition, Calcanis’ relationship to Musk reminded me of Chester’s relationship to Spike in the old Warner Bros cartoons.

Still from a Warner Bros cartoon with Spike the Bulldog and Chester the Terrier. Chester is annoying Spike with his obsequiousness and Spike has raised a hand, about to smack him.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Jun 7

“Corporate tyranny through a feminized lens” Is it something like this? Because some people are trying to convince me this is bad and I have to be honest, I’m struggling here…

Drawing of a bunch of sexy women in tight dominatrix leather and high heeled boots, holding whips and forcing half naked men to labor in a quarry.

Text reads “This is the future liberals want.”

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 25

Not the first one to make this joke, but here it is anyway:

Scene from The Simpsons episode where Homer is loudly snoring at Frank Grimes’ funeral, and he shouts out “Change the channel, Marge” in his sleep.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 23

It’s that time for a male actor besides Kirk to get a booty call again

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 22

Showing my age and my nerdiness. Larry Niven wrote an episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series in the early 70s that reused the Kzin from his Known Universe stories.

Muh Space Kittehs in the Star Trek Universe

Written by Larry Niven

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 21

Cover of a book called “Word Salad and Other Challanges of Dementia: Actionable Advice for Caregivers” by J.E. Cook

The image on the book shows a salad with the following superimposed:

Made-up words
Jumbled words
Nonsensical phrases
Gibberish

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 20

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap

Bad News, a fictional heavy metal band from a 1983 episode of the British comedy show “The Comic Strip”. They came up with this idea independently and contemporaneously with Spinal Tap.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 17

Scene from Monty Python’s Life of Brian where the title character has been forced to write “Romans go home” a hundred times after being lectured about Latin grammar by a Roman soldier.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 12

Droopy voice: Oh please, Republicans, won’t you please put country over party and work with us???

Family Guy episode that parodies a CNN style debate show. The Democrat is Droopy the Dog, who is meekly letting himself get steam rolled by the Republican, a human who keeps asking him why does he hate freedom, why does he hate democracy, etc.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 9

Content warning, potential AI use.

Search: president burgundy beard

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The Five Bearded Presidents:
• Abraham Lincoln (16th): The first to wear a beard.
• Ulysses S. Grant (18th): First to wear a full beard.
• Rutherford B. Hayes (19th): Notable for a thick, reddish-brown ("burgundy") beard.
• James A. Garfield (20th): Wore a full beard.
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Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 5

Still from an episode of The Simpsons. A rich man’s monocle has fallen from his face after an expression of shock. He says “That’s my third monocle this week. I simply must stop being so horrified.”

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 4

Yellow t-Shirt that has an image of Gritty driving a tractor. Text on the shirt says:

Welcome to
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Philadelphia, PA

“Not the Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia”

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· May 4

Gravelly voice: aH thErE’s nOTHing liKe vitAmIns

Still from the ending of the 1947 Merrie Melodies cartoon “Catch as Cats Can”. It has been strongly implied that Sylvester the Cat has just eaten a bird modeled after Bing Crosby. He is sitting on the bird’s perch, doing a Bing Crosby impersonation. While he lights his pipe, he says “Ah, there’s nothing like vitamins.”

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Apr 28

What has Trump done, or said, between 2020 and 2024 that would even remotely suggest he “learned his lesson”? Why are people so fucking stupid?

Jose, 62, Fla., Latino, independent, employment specialist

I thought he'd learned his lesson, and was going to prove to everybody he learned from his mistakes, and he was going to turn the country around and he was going to be a stellar president. But it's turned out to be a horror movie. I was so wrong with the vote for him.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Apr 15

Why are people following this chode? Mr. Revenge Porn right wing now pretending to be an anarchist Antifa hippie? Fuck this guy.

Craig R. Brittain, revenge porn grifter extraordinaire, has an account on BlueSky, for some reason people who should know better are following instead of blocking him.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Mar 28

Once more with alt text. From the “heartwarming: the worst people you know are fighting” department.

AnOmaly
@LegendaryEnergy:
Megyn Kelly: I heard you have a small pee pee
Mark Levin: I heard you give amazing blowjobs

Mark R. Levin O @marklevinshow

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X.com
Look at Deep Throat. Oh the stories I hear.
Filthy mouth.

• Megyn Kelly & @megynkelly • 5h
Look at Micro. So drunk on his teeny tiny temporary power he wants the VP out for the sin of challenging Netanyahu. x.com/ marklevinshow/...
9:34 PM • 3/27/26 • 57K Views
11:31 PM • Mar 27, 2026 • 1.2M Views

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Mar 24

Image from an episode of The Simpsons where John Goodman plays some dude from a biker gang. He’s sitting in the Simpsons’ kitchen, telling Marge:

“I’ve tried everything to get those blood and puke stains out. I’ve tried hitting them, I’ve tried yelling at them…”

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Mar 22

Let’s not forget this classic.

Photo of Glenn Danzig walking down the street with a bag of groceries in one hand, and a box of kitty litter in the other.

Text reads:

I got sumthin to say!
I bought kitty litter today

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Mar 21

Berries and Cream guy from those commercials a while back.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Mar 15

“That’s the joke” meme from The Simpsons.

Charlenerd@cfhirsch· Mar 3

I made a joke about “how could Bezos possibly know that there would be wars and sports when he fired WaPo’s war correspondents and sports desk” and along comes “let no one think BlueSky users lack a sense of humor.”