Chantal Monique

@chantalmonique

Lesbian aesthetician providing gender affirming care. Full time cat lady. May all empires crumble. She/they.

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Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Jun 17

Just applied a SPF with white cast. Dear reader, I’m so pale I’m see-through. I didn’t know white cast could happen on me and this sunscreen says no white cast. I applied it without a mirror and luckily several minutes later I caught a glimpse of myself, complete jump scare.

Back of the sunscreen tube says “ZERO white cast”

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· May 15

It was 6:30 in the morning and dark, so I couldn’t see this white mold until I brought it over to the window.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· May 11

So I guess the plan is to just “women are hysteric” our way into the next deadly pandemic.

Screenshot of a Guardian headline that reads “French woman was told by doctors hantavirus symptoms were just anxiety”.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· May 2

Drunk assholes who hangout on East Ave, stop pissing at my door! I’m sick of stepping over urine puddles to get inside on Saturday mornings. He almost fell in his own piss which would have been awesome.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Apr 7

I’m prepared, but realized I need a second bottle because what if it happens while I’m at work?

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Mar 31

Bill (the daffodil man of Mount Hope Cemetery) has a variegated century plant that has put out its death bloom. I will be sad when it is no longer here, but thankful I got to see it’s final show.

Picture of multiple plants by a window. The variegated century plant has thick striped fronds and a tall skinny stalk protruding up with small yellow flowers.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Mar 21

I’m no Mueller fan, but what is coming for Trump when he finally croaks will be 10 times worse than this, and I cannot wait for that day.

Truth social post from Trump which says “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Feb 27

If Epstein can facilitate meetings with Hillary, it’s not hard to infer that they have met.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Feb 12

Everyday I hate democrats more.

The image is a screen shot from the California gov website. The headline reads “Governor Newsom Proclaims Ronald Reagan Day”.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Jan 17

This was the perfect post to see immediately after yours.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Jan 9

Feeling the need to carb load out of spite.

The MAHA food pyramid has whole grains at the bottom and meat at the top along with vegetables.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Jan 3

Just now going through my holiday photos. Gilbert is absolutely smug, he loves sitting at the dinner table with us and he really wanted my pierogi & golabki. Happy Caturday.

A cheeky and plump ginger cat is captured being eye level with a plate of food. His expression is playfully naughty with one side of his lip sitting higher.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Dec 22

May we rededicate ourselves to the truth that liberation must be for all.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Oct 31

Happy Halloween! 👻

I am standing in my facial room, wearing an old timey white dress with tule, and a lace collar, my dark hair is in front of my face giving the appearance of a ghastly apparition.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Oct 18

@buttgh0st.bsky.social got us through the corn maze in record time. We entered at 7:31, out at 7:58, but somehow @djdresden.clownpenis.monster still fucking beat us.

Photo of a corn maze at night. There is a large corn field with a walking path, in the distance is the tree line. The cloudscape looks eerie yet beautiful.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Sep 23

Everyday my hate for democrats grows. Do words just not having meaning anymore? Thanks for letting us know you think communism is worse than fascism, it explains so much. If only we had historical precedent for what happens when moderates collaborate with the far right. 🙄

Screenshot from an article from The Hill.

“Harris on Trump : We’re dealing with a communist dictator”

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Sep 17

Imagine admitting to keeping your kids out of school and using them for child labor because “adults don’t want to work”! These poor kids, and the comments are full of people supporting them/calling for a petition. Petition all you want, we have labor laws for a reason.

goldenharvestcafe instagram post with the caption: “There's no easy or good way to say this. It's with heavy hearts that we let you all know that this is our last week of being open at Golden Harvest unless God performs a miracle. The DOL (department of labor) came out today because someone reported that we have our children working. Isn't that what a "family business" is? They are in no danger. They love what they're doing. They are honestly learning a lot more in life than if they sat in a classroom! Plus they do school at home just not the same hours the public schools do school. They all came out in the 90s on most of their subjects in their CAT test. There are some things we will never understand. We don't know what this means for us, but tonight we ask that you stand with our family as we process the next steps in life. If our children cannot be part of Golden Harvest, it won't be Golden Harvest anymore
yes, that means no more donuts or pretzels and no more deep peaceful conversations in our garden room. ( Ridiculous laws like this is why we experience the Chaos we are experiencing in this world right now. What are families supposed to do if they aren't allowed to work together?
Children can't work, adults don't want to work? What are we to do? Feel free to call the DOL with feedback.”

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Aug 28

The outfit that inspired the comment. It’s a vintage dress that appears to be homemade, it’s without tags so I’m guessing it is from the 70s.

Picture is a selfie taken in a bronze mirror. My black curly hair is pulled back into a half up half down, I’m wearing a n95 respirator. The dress is cream, with an empire waist and a blue and orange flower motif along the neckline and waistline.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Aug 9

Happy international cat day from Gilbert.

A fluffy butterscotch cat is lying on a faux fur rug, on top of a wooden chest, he is nose to nose with a mini Lambchop.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Jun 20

Does anyone know what these Homeland Security signs could be for? This is from today, on the corner of East & Alexander.

Photo is of a street side flatbed trailer that has multiple homeland security signs on it.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Jun 19

You can’t convince me that these aren’t the same people.

Photograph of Patriot Front members. Neo-fascist white supremacists who conceal their identity with white gators, dark sunglasses, and khaki ball caps.

Photograph of an ICE agent who has concealed his identity with a light gators, dark sunglasses, and a ball cap. His bulletproof vest says “police federal agent”.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· May 27

If you starve & dehumanize an entire group of people, round them up like cattle, then you probably have become that which you fear the most. Israel & the United States are doing Nazi shit, then turning around and saying that this is what is necessary to keep Jews safe. They are playing in our faces.

Photo from Gaza shows hundreds of people corralled into a fenced in area.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Apr 22

That one and this one were my favorites.

Image depicts three cards from the game clue. One features JD Vance, the second is the Vatican, and lastly the third is incense.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Apr 12

Are you Team Floater or Team Sinker? When I make my own matzo balls they are definitely floaters, and I love adding parsnips to my soup. This version from Grassfed was delicious though!

On top of a black granite countertop sits a white bowl containing matzo ball soup.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Apr 10

What’s your favorite useless talent? Mine is that I can fold a fitted sheet well.

A white fitted sheet in a perfect rectangle sits on top of a bed with an oatmeal blanket. There are various folded white sheets and towels around it.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Apr 5

Finally saw one of these in the wild.

Photo is of a red Tesla car with multiple anti Elon stickers on it, including one that claims that the Tesla is “vintage”.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Mar 14

They are on the same team, these are not public servants, but rather careerists beholden to wealthy donors and not us.

Picture is shot looking through the White House windows, Schumer is speaking with his hands while Trump has his left hand on his forearm, and his right hand on Schumer’s right shoulder. Schumer’s brows are raised, while a slight grimace and possible smirk can be seen on Trumps face.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Feb 13

Apparently it’s a Valentine cactus and not a Christmas cactus.

Sitting on a windowsill is a leggy cactus with bright pink blooms. There is a round mirror on the wall with a wooden frame, beyond the cactus you can see out the window, where there’s a blue building and snow on the ground.

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Feb 9

I haven’t seen anyone mention the dog whistle in this post - “people like Chuck Schumer would have already been resettled.” This is a call to gather all the Jews across the diaspora & force us back to Israel to bring on the rapture. Christian Zionism is a threat to all our safety.

Screenshot of a Truth Social post by Trump dates Feb 6th, 2025 “The Gaza Strip would be turned over to the United States by Israel at the conclusion of fighting. The Palestinians, people like Chuck Schumer, would have already been resettled in far safer and more beautiful communities, with new and modern homes, in the region. They would actually have a chance to be happy, safe, and free. The U.S., working with great development teams from all over the World, would slowly and carefully begin the construction of what would become one of the greatest and most spectacular developments of its kind on Earth. No soldiers by the U.S. would be needed! Stability for the region would reign!!!”

Chantal Monique@chantalmonique· Feb 6

Please understand what Trump is crude enough to say out loud, is no different from what the Biden administration was planning to do, they were just too cowardly to be forthright about it. While Biden was in office Israeli development groups were here selling land in Gaza at several synagogues.