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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost

@chaoskat

I teach at a community college. I am a caretaker of elderly parents. Writer (in progress). Rooting for funniest possible baseball outcomes Baseball. Chaos Fucking cornball She/her

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· 24d

In case you can't see the account that posted it. For reasons.

Kikè Hernandez Instagram post with hate mail.
Dear Mr. Hernandez;
After hearing about the horrible experience during your last visit to the White House and your excuse for your absence this year it seems clear that you are just a disrespectful, spoiled, pampered, entitled little brat.
Remember you work for an organization that promotes a group (The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence) that disparages and denigrates the entire Catholic religion. Sincerely, Larry Weidick

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· 24d

We did it. I made it to the sea.

View of the Oregon coast from a vista point on Hwy 101. It is a foggy overcast day, the ocean is white with churning waves. There are large rocks and trees above a beach.

A close up view of the beach with a blue gray wave coming toward us with large rocks on the side. The sky is cloudy with bits of blue sky peeking through.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jul 5

Wrapping up Rain Delay Chat on this gem. Y'all. Lol you're the best

How much money would it take for you to rescue Caleb Durbin if he was drowning?

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jul 5

He is currently out. 😎 Oh you mean what do I think? I don't care about HOF voting much. Most of the criteria doesn't take into consideration things that matter to me. But I think including Mattingly would make a lot of people happy and also a lot of people would be mad, so I am in favor.

Don Mattingly. In or out of the hall of fame?

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jul 5

In college, I had a massive crush on a player on our local independent baseball team. It was a small town so eventually he heard about it and would point at me after home runs. We went out a few times and it was fun. But the crush was more fun than the dates lol

Have you ever had a crush on a baseball player?

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jul 5

1. Toronto 2. Morocco 3. Iceland

What are three places in the world would you'd go if time and money were not a factor?

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jul 5

Our family plays a board game version of gin rummy called Rummikub and I am extremely good at it. But feel like I'd win at anything but Monopoly, bc it bores me and I've never finished a whole game

If you had to beat Rob Manfred at one board game to be
commissioner of baseball what would you choose?

Image of a board game called Rummikub. It is a tile version of then add game gin rummy.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jul 3

Pictures aren't loading so post a good one for a possible surprise later

Retired Cincinatri Reds first baseman, and current Spain-certified yoga instructor, Joseph Daniel Votto, standing at the plate, thinking. He is wearing a red jersey, gray pants, and red socks.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jul 2

Movie poster for Netflix movie Skywalkers about the couple that climbed the Empire State Building for a marriage proposal

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 30

In case you are unfamiliar with the SAG rule

Like other organizations that represent actors, SAG rules stipulated that no two members could have identical working names; many actors were thus prevented from registering under their own names and had to make changes. Some maintained their usual name but added a middle initial; others adopted a stage name quite different from their legal name to comply with this rule. Notable examples include Michael Keaton, Michael J. Fox and Emma Stone, whose birth names "Michael Douglas", "Michael Fox" and "Emily Stone" , respectively, had already been registered by other actors.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 29

Me reading that

Template for a meme where the news just keeps escalating.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 28

Sorry for putting that man’s name in your timeline here is Joey Votto doing exaggerated old-timey jazz hands in front of some corn

Joey Votto at the Field of Dreams game several years ago. He is wearing an old-timey Cincinnati Reds uniform, standing in a humorous position with his knees bent and spread, his hands in a jazz-hands position; it has a vaudevillian energy.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 28

I don't think Tide is gonna get those out

Gratis has grass stains on his white uni that makes it look like my tv is blinking out. But it's not, which is good bc I don t want to buy a new tv.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 27

My brain cells trying to complete a task

Minnesota Twins players attempting to field the ball one is lying down, one isnonnjis knees, and teomare running after the ball.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 27

Mets reporter looking serious while Mr Met dances behind him. Text is from the movie barbie “do you guys ever think about dying”

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 26

Sorry for putting fox news in your timeline, here is Joey Votto in a pride hat

Joey Votto wearing a green tank top and a Cincinnati Reds pride hat

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 24

I am sitting in the parking lot while my mom is at an appointment and look who came to say hello

A thin black cat wearing a blue collar is standing on the windshield of my car. The picture is taken from inside the car. Kitty is looking very surprised to see me!

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 18

Orioles scorebug just looks like they are cheering for all the batters. Woo!

Orioles scorebug. The pitcher is Bryan Woo and it has thend ore and where rh pitcher and batter is listed it says
Woo
2. Henderson ss

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 17

Sorry for putting a pic of the orange man in your timeline. Kitty tax.

Gray kitty with white feet and chest lying on a hand crocheted green white and blue blanket like she thinks it is hers

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 16

This is a tomato account now

Two red round luscious tomatoes from my garden. Pictured here with a growing pile of summer squash.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 15

#16 - Mark Canha: Professional baseball player Mark brings Italian food and grilled American
classics to the competition, as the free agent trades in ballparks for the kitchen.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 13

This fuckimg guy

A lamb looking at the camera with a smartass looking sheep face

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 13

👀

Pitching line for Jacob Misiorowski. 9 innings pitched. 1 hit. O runs. 15 strikeouts

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 11

This is a guy, remember him

A black and white photo of MLB pitcher Pete Vukovich throwing a our hnom the mound. His hair is curly and our of control. His look untied. What is going on

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 4

Tiny orange and white kitten sitting with their back to the viewer. They are a tiny ball of barely controlled fury. The text says “no talk me i angy”

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 3

Grey and white little monster

Gray and white car sitting on a green, blue, and cream crocheted blanket.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· Jun 1

Please

Jacoby Ellsbury holding a bat looking handsome

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· May 31

This is what Giambi signing with the Yankees felt like at the time

Yankees and A’s box score showing the Yankees have 13 runs 11 hits and 1 run. 13 runs is all from one inning

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· May 31

This guy (complimentary)

A fan behind home plate dressed like a literal Padre. Wearing a wig, brown robe, and large SD gold chain

A fan behind home plate dressed like a literal Padre. Wearing a wig, brown robe, and large SD gold chain

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat· May 29

Is it just me? It used to be down in the right hand corner and now it's scrunched at the bottom in the left and idk it’s messing me up 😭

Screenshot of my timeline showing where the post button used to be and where it is now. It's been moved from bottom right to top left and I hate it.