Ben Barrett

@chaossmurf

The Urien of ignorance. The Dead Sea of men (he/him). Games. Biz Dev @ Quantum Tech Partners. BD & Marketing Consultant. Prev: Firesquid, GLHF, CA, Focus, PCGN, etc. Cat pix sent to: ben(at)quantumtechpartners(dot)com.

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Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· 27d

a tweet that reads "ah well, only the footie init. at least we'll all definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death"

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· 28d

Oh we are officially at the bottom of the slippery slope huh. Good run Magic, good run.

MTG's new Star Trek cards featuring signatures from the actors.

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jul 8

Stunning work by Google's AI here (I am not going to Brighton, as I have just sent like 5 emails saying)

AI predictive email text which reads "Thanks for the invite, but I'm UK based in London and I'll be at Develop that week so I won't be able to make it to Glasgow."

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jul 6

"In France, Arkane’s management is beginning required consultation with its Works Council to review potential strategic options." Damn weird that only one studio has to consult with their workers to decide what to do, wonder why

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jul 4

in this house we salute the flag

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jun 26

did you see the special guest in the credits

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jun 26

Ed Norton reacting to a US goal like me seeing a billionaire be eaten alive

a pleased but slightly disturbed looking Ed Norton

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jun 25

you gotta laugh eh

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jun 18

I have become the joker

me closer to the secret but absolutely still no way to actually get in it

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jun 18

I am going to become the joker

an image from end of starchild showing a secret I can't reach

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jun 12

Everywhere I go I see his face

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jun 10

child rebecca in Ted Lasso season 3 isn't real and can't hurt you child rebecca:

an image of a really fucking weird looking child

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jun 9

Despite the Overwatch merch, I still don’t clean up so bad at 35

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Jun 5

never noticed this absolutely killer bit of football journalism piss-take in Ted Lasso before

a screenshot of the second last episode of the first season of Ted Lasso, in which a fake stat page is showing the number of "Game-Losing, Season-Crushing Own Goals" by a player

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· May 16

They’ve started the process of turning Labour backbenchers into something useful

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· May 11

it's gonna be years before another guaranteed 10/10 isn't it

the last three Vanillaware games, that launched 2013, 2019, and 2024

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· May 8

it's a nothing ever happens for my area

the results for the Glasgow Kelvin and Maryhill election

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· May 8

C H A O S W I T H E D M I L L I B A N D

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· May 7

There was a re-blowup in the FF14 community recently, and lead to the following tweet from one reasonableish influencer to one of the psychos. I think about it every day.

A tweet that reads "My god dude can you just grow the fuck up already"

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· May 7

It’s voting time and voted all over those bitches

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· May 6

They’re at it again. Trying to see if Transphobia Monthly can be used as something useful, like feed for an imaginary creature.

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· May 5

You’re 35 for ONE DAY and Pokemon Go starts calling you a washed unc who needs to git gud

A quest in PoGo to do 5 Great Curveball Throws in a row

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Apr 29

(Political commentary will now be accompanied by AR pictures of shiny pokemon to ease the stress) bro you are IN POWER who do you think MADE the mess???

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Apr 28

he has started playing perish song

an FF14 meme of Titania saying "aren't you sick of being nice? don't you want to go ape shit?"

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Apr 24

single player is dead btw etc.

two reddit stories about E33 and RE9 hitting 8 and 7 million sales respectively

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Apr 15

take note

me wearing a t-shirt that says "I am the big rat that makes all of the rules" and has various good pictures of rats on it

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Apr 13

They’re calling him Bash Kattchet

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Mar 29

waking up every morning like

A page from the manga Monster. A balding man with large eyes is staring down and into the camera, saying "Well, well. Still alive, are we?"

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Mar 29

Everyone gets this is worse, right? Proves there is no way in which the layoffs or the cutting of insurance is actually necessary, shows they have however much spare money is required, etc, etc. bsky.app/profile/news...

"Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney responds to the Terminally Ill Employee Who Can't Get Life Insurance: Epic is in contact with the family and will solve the insurance for them. There is high confidentiality around medical information and it was not a factor in this layoff decision"

Ben Barrett@chaossmurf· Mar 28

manga character shows up looking like a pretty light haired boy you better run for the hills son