Charles

@charles

St. Helens, OR. Former and aspiring software engineer, homeless again. AuDHD, AvPD, TLAs, LOL. Socialist/leftist/progressive, radicalized by PHP, not kidding.

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Charles@charles· Jun 9

FUCKIN STINKBUGS

A pair of green and brown colored stink bugs, sitting on a leaf, mating.

Charles@charles· May 31

Photograph of the cover of the book "Mommy why is there a server in the house?"

Charles@charles· May 29

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Charles@charles· May 22

Voyager intro screen, (TUVIX WAS BANNED FOR THIS EPISODE)

Charles@charles· May 22

alas, it handles screaming correctly

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Charles@charles· May 21

I guess Google hates you more than it hates me. Congrats?

A screencap in which I ask google the question, translated, of the parent poster, and in which google slops back at me about how violated I must feel. I ain't gonna quote it, sorry dear reader.

Charles@charles· May 6

A closeup of an early to mid 90s laser printer control panel. We see a bunch of buttons and some lights, with one of those blue-green pre-LED displays, currently reading: FEED ME A CAT

Charles@charles· Apr 26

This is what I see when I think of where all the stuff comes from.

A screenshot from encounter at farpoint, showing beardless Riker, Doctor Beverly, and Wesley. The doctor is holding up a piece of fancy fabric, speaking to a vendor.

Charles@charles· Apr 18

well it doesn't have to be an anime girl, for one. being able to tailor to your audience would be a great paid feature

Data and Geordi as Holmes and Watson. Holmes is investigating a shoe with a magnifying glass.

Charles@charles· Apr 16

lmao

A screen cap of an Android device, running Firefox. Firefox is displaying a connection timeout error. It is attempting to load the Blue sky status page.

Charles@charles· Apr 13

I mean, like, once you're down this roadway of thought what in the hell can even pull you out of it?

a post by freeper PGR88:

This needs to be explored. exactly WHO is controlling which Pope is put in office? Yes, I know its "the College of Cardinals" but why would they specifically choose an American Pope to counter Trump

And why the meeting with David Axelrod, of all people, before this recent PR campaign?

By the way, I am still wondering why Benedict XVI retired "due to health," but then wound up living another 10 years. Again, any connection to Obama or Axelrod?

Charles@charles· Apr 7

Hell yeah, fellow IPA hater! I live in Oregon, IPA central. I have found a secret weapon to make them palatable and even actually enjoyable! It's totally cheating, but cutting the bitter with sweet also brings out a lot of other flavors.

Charles@charles· Apr 3

If you think the first paragraph is cursed then you should read the second one.

Charles@charles· Mar 31

New reaction image just dropped!

A zoomed portion of the Fall 1991 software catalog from The learning company. We see a bunch of children dressed in typical 90s fashions, all in various states and emotions of astonishment at the computer screen just cropped off to the right

Charles@charles· Mar 30

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

A screenshot from Ghost in the Shell stand alone complex season 1 episode 8. We see a quadruped boxy robot, with two arms on top one of which holds a small paper fan. He's standing next to a man, coming up to the mid-thigh level or so. Inside the box is the brain of an evil CEO.

Charles@charles· Mar 24

normally the screaming is internal but right now my screaming is external

A North American Virginia Opossum, photographed in the corner of some kind of cage with a wood frame and tight mesh walls. The possum is yawning, but their teeth are sharp and they can open their jaws extremely wide. The result is that it appears to be screaming. The photograph is captioned:

[screaming begins again]

Charles@charles· Mar 21

I know it's a different curry, but there are absolutely curry pastes out there that simply must be off the shelf. Case in point:

Charles@charles· Mar 15

See also: *kitbashing* Witness the Yeager Class, an abomination created by gluing a Peregrine model and an Intrepid model together despite their entirely different scaling and let me tell you it pissed off a whole lot of us at the time. Really funny in retrospect. Biology works the same way.