Charlie Mas

@charliemas

Husband, father, brother, uncle, grandfather, financial planner, scooterist, bowler, baseball fan, anime fan I am far more interested in what I don't know than what I do know.

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Charlie Mas@charliemas· 27d

Someone make a video of clips of President Trump speaking interspersed with little clips of this guy:

Bearded man in a hardhat who appears in YouTube shorts of fails or amazing workers.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jul 12

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jul 10

Will he become the new face of “Ackchyually…”? No. He won't. Thank you for your application, but the job has been filled.

The meme for Ackshuyually, an overweight, buck-toothed, bespectacled white man with male pattern baldness and hunched posture.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jul 10

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jul 6

Out at the fair having the time of my life with thousands of people. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

Nathan Fielder post on Xitter. Photo of him alone laughing. Caption reads "Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too."

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jun 28

I always thought that the Pacific Medical Center on North Beacon Hill looms over downtown Seattle and the I-5 / I-90 interchange like Frankenstein's castle.

A photo of the Pacific Medical Center building on North Beacon Hill in Seattle.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jun 28

Compare to this more credible image

A photo of the national mall during the sparsely attended America 250 Great fair or whatever the failed event is called. The photo, from the perspective of the Washington Monument, shows the Ferris Wheel, Madison Drive and Jefferson Drive on either side of the lawn, and the familiar buildings of the Smithsonian museums.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jun 27

An image of Hailee Steinfeld as Kate Bishop from the Marvel series Hawkeye.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jun 20

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jun 16

You forget that Donald Trump is Jesus. HE can walk from Qatar to Iran.

The blasphemous image of Donald Trump as Jesus that he shared on social media.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jun 12

Say hello to my little friend:

An image of a can of El Pato enchilada sauce (red chile sauce) with the familiar duck on the label.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jun 2

A still image from the movie Big Trouble in Little China showing Kurt Russell as Jack Burton from a scene in which he goes undercover in a brothel.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 30

I'm the opposite. The world of beer is incredibly diverse and I like almost all of it. I stopped drinking the really hoppy stuff (IBU > 70), but the only time anyone disparages my taste is when I drink a beer that is almost universally despised, Naturdays.

Image of a can of Naturdays, a shandy made by Natural Light.
The can reads: "For those who like Strawberry Lemonade and Drinking Beer"

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 26

Here's the suggestion from President Trump that his supporters take action against "RINOs"

An image posted to Truth Social and reposted by Donald Trump showing President Trump holding a rifle next to a rhinoceros and the caption: NO RINOS!

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 26

A still image of Jim Carrey from Dumb and Dumber with the caption "So you're telling me there's a chance".

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 24

This AI generated image from the Trump administration: What is the symbol on the Union soldier's cap?

Some bullshit AI generated image from the Trump Department of Transportation that purports to show veterans from the Revolutionary War, the Civil War, World War I, and Viet Nam with the caption "Only Four Lifetimes Ago."

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 19

I think everyone should apply. EVERYONE

Gary Oldman as Norman Stansfield from the film Leon, The Professional (1994) screaming "Everyone"

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 19

A photograph of "Strike Force Five", Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert, Seth Meyers, and John Oliver.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 18

Donald Trump has just two negotiation techniques, neither of which is really negotiating. Number one is extortion. He is most effective when he can put a gun to the other party's head and make demands. Number two is empty threats, which is essentially pretend extortion. This is an empty threat:

A screenshot of a tweet from President Trump that reads:
"For Iran, the Clock is Ticking, and they better get moving, FAST, or there won't be anything left of them. TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!
President DJT"

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 17

An image of the Peanuts characters Lucy and Charlie Brown. Lucy has just pulled away the football and Charlie Brown is falling on his ass.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 6

The article doesn't say why Mr. Epstein wanted the nanny's resume; I'm wondering out loud about why. There's nothing stupid about that. I'm also curious about to whom Mr. Epstein expressed his interest in the nanny and who sent her resume to him. A lot of passive voice at work in this article.

A clip from the article: "The files also contain documents showing that Mr. Epstein expressed an interest in 2013 in meeting Mr. Lutnick's nanny and had her resume sent to him. Mr. Lutnick said Tuesday that he did not know if the nanny had met with Mr. Epstein, or if she was one of the nannies Mr. Lutnick had brought to the island, adding he "had no idea what that was about."

Charlie Mas@charliemas· May 5

This house is clean.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Apr 17

Here is a scale model of the proposed arch next to models or the Washington Monument and the Capitol building at the same scale. I though there was a law that prohibited buildings taller than the Washington Monument in D.C., Alexandria, and Arlington.

A model of President Donald Trump's proposed arch to commemorate the country's 250th anniversary next to models of the Washington Monument and the U.S. Capitol at a public meeting of the Commission of Fine Arts on Thursday.Andrew Harnik / Getty Images

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Apr 12

Because Republicans don't believe in applying the same standards to Republicans as they apply to Democrats. Favoritism is at the very heart of authoritarianism.

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:
There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been in any place or time." - Frank Wilhoit

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Mar 9

He seems oblivious to the idea that he has now legitimized both the kidnapping of a head of state and a military strike on a civilian head of state. Does he not realize that he, himself, is a head of state? He has declared open season on himself.

Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck standing before a tree with a "Duck Season" sign tacked on it. Bugs looks angry. Daffy is looking smug.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Mar 5

Traffic in the Strait of Hormuz since hostilities started.

A graph showing daily traffic in the Strait of Hormuz dropping from 72 ships on 2/28 to 2 ships on 3/4.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Feb 9

Having the time of my life watching the TPUSA halftime show with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, enjoying it too.

The image from the Nathan Fielder meme "Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too."

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Feb 3

The cover of the book "How to Lie with Statistics" by Darrell Huff

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jan 22

Here's the law and a link to it. www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...

If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same; or

If two or more persons go in disguise on the highway, or on the premises of another, with intent to prevent or hinder his free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege so secured—

They shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, they shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.

Charlie Mas@charliemas· Jan 13

This is hilarious coming from the L.A. County Sheriff - a department famous for their murderous and brutal gangs within the department. That's what promotes hostility and division toward law enforcement and undermines community trust and public safety. Clean your own house first, Sheriff.