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Charlio@charlio· 20d

Plus partielle Sonnenfinsternis am 12. August!

Tabelle, die eine Auswahl an Städten in Deutschland zeigt sowie den Grad und die Uhrzeit der maximalen Bedeckung während der Sonnenfinsternis sowie wann die Sonne untergeht.

Die Daten sind:
München: 89% max. Bedeckung um 20:15, Sonnenuntergang um 20:32
Frankfurt am Main: 88% max. Bedeckung um 20:19, Sonnenuntergang um 20:43
Hamburg: 85% max. Bedeckung um 20:07, Sonnenuntergang um 20:55
Berlin: 85% max. Bedeckung um 20:08, Sonnenuntergang um 20:08

Quelle:
https://www.astroshop.de/magazin/praxis/beobachtung/sofi-in-europa-alles-zur-totalen-sonnenfinsternis-am-12-august-2026/i,1746

Charlio@charlio· 26d

The Dark Lord (she's going through a phase rn, but will be back to normal soon)

White cat sitting on a bed, her tail curled around her legs to cover one front paw. She's wearing a translucent plastic cone around her neck.
She's facing away from a warm lamplight and looking slightly down, the edge of the cone covering her nose and mouth in the process.
Her pupils are widened, making her eyes appear almost entirely black.
It's giving evil supervillain vibes.

Charlio@charlio· Jul 10

do it

The "i should buy a boat meme" from the Björk music video to "Triumph of the Heart", showing a brown cat in a suit sitting at the breakfast table, reading the newspaper. It's captioned "I should start a band".

Charlio@charlio· Jul 4

me recommending the saddest movies ever to my unknowing friends who were just innocently going on about their lives

Scene from Charlotte Wells' Aftersun (2022).
11-year-old Sophie, played by Frankie Corio, sits on a comfy chair in a warmly lit bedroom, reading a book.
A wall with a doorframe splits the scene in two, dividing Sophie from her Father, played by Paul Mescal.
He sits in a dark and cold blue bathroom with a cast on his arm, in pain and bleeding into a bucket because he cut himself trying to remove the cast.

The warm side of the shot on the left has the added caption "People who've not seen Aftersun", where as the other, cold side is titled "People who've seen Aftersun".
There's also a speech bubble extending from the cold side that enapsulates the movie's actual subtitles, which say "I think you'll really like it".

Charlio@charlio· Jun 23

wollte nur meine technik verbessern, amis sind so witzig

Screenshot of a tutorial on how to do cartwheels on YouTube by Rylie Shaw.
After a very quick intro, she goes on to explain that "Jesus Christ, the creator of this universe, wants a personal relationsship with you".
The picture shows Rylie doing cute poses and smiling, behind big text that reads "Jesus loves you!"

Charlio@charlio· Jun 13

Alternativ auch so @bonnieaime.bsky.social

the "horsehead" nebula but i drew ears over the part of the nebula that allegedly looks like a horsehead. now it's a chihuahua.

Charlio@charlio· Jun 13

ok vielleicht war die kapuze ein bisschen irreführend aber ich wollte kein bild nehmen wo man die ohren sieht weil das hätte auch nicht ganz gepasst. Aber das Gesicht? ich kann nichts anderes mehr sehen

chihuaha in a blue hoody, next to the "horsehead" nebula which looks a lot like a chihuahua's face. i edited the same blue hoody over the nebula for better comparison

Charlio@charlio· Jun 13

Chihuahua wearing a blue sweater, its face looking almost exactly like the so called "horsehead nebula"

Charlio@charlio· Jun 4

5 year old Letterboxd review of "Unforgiven" by Mads Ej, a now apparently 27 year old who inexplicably has 2k followers on letterboxd.

"Well I don’t really get the hype around this one.
The movie felt way too long and it was filled with unnecessary scenes that didn’t add much to the story. The movie was mostly just three men riding around on horses and talking, which really made the movie drag at some points. When we finally got scenes with shooting and killing it was short and also not really anything special (, said the child - this was written over the screenshot by me).
Everyone seems to love Clint Eastwood but I don’t find his acting that great. He looks like a badass and he does a fine job, but I just think his voice is too exaggerated at times and it often felt like he was trying a little too hard to sound cool.
I liked the movie’s idea of trying to do something new with the western genre but to me it just became way too predictable and slow. The movie still had some redeeming moments and a good cast, which made me enjoy it to some degree but overall it wasn’t really my thing.

It also bugged me that an important character was killed offscreen, since it felt a bit dumb."

4 comments under the review, which i've commented on:

1. "A lot of those decisions were kind of the point to fit in with the theme, but I understand why you would not enjoy them. I think this film is a little overhyped too" - ouch

2. "Well....film is subjective so I won’t groan about this not being something you don’t get the hype about. Most people never get introspective films anyway." - Well....

3. "maybe you could visit some "old school" westerns like John Ford or Sergio Leone's movies. Unforgiven is kind of a deconstruction of this genre."

4. "I think to truly be able to appreciate this film is understand it's intentions, as well as have seen earlier Clint Eastwood westerns by Leone - because it sounds like these are what you were really looking for! :)" - brutal

Charlio@charlio· May 16

IT DOESN'T HURT ME DO YOU WANNA FEEL HOW IT FEELS?

orange cat yelling into a megaphone, cleary singing Running Up That Hill

Charlio@charlio· May 13

musste so lachen als ich diese lyrics zum ersten mal gehört hab

I was sniffing a flower but i snorted a bug - song lyrics from "Easy" by Prewn

Charlio@charlio· Apr 23

das ist schon wieder so random, hilfe

Charlio@charlio· Apr 18

important conversations being had on the island

two Tomodachi Island characters having a conversation, one is a vampire with white hair, the other looks like shrek. They're both excitedly exclaiming "Gay sex!" at the same time.

Charlio@charlio· Apr 11

lol @almostzoey.bsky.social were you involved in this ep

Star Trek: Lower Decks S5E9:
Alternate universe versions of Kurzon Dax, Boimler, Mariner and T'Pol wade through a bog. Their ship is visible in the back. Mariner says "Ugh, stupid bog planets are the worst. They're just wet and cold and sad."

A few scenes later Dax and T'Pol have been snatched by humanoid sized axolotls, dressed in scarves and brown coats. The axolotls are now surrounding Boimler and Mariner, pointing forklike electric weapons at them. Mariner says "Hey, you guys aren't mad about the stuff i said about bogs, right? Cause i love bogs."

Charlio@charlio· Apr 10

lol sorry no i was just referencing this meme cause something at work reminded me of it. my birthday was recently though now that you mention it

old tweet by @PissJugTycoon :
I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up. whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked

Charlio@charlio· Feb 20

mache memes die nur mich selbst und ggf. ein oder zwei opfer auf dem star trek feed amüsieren aka wo sind die DS9 fans unter mein followern

Enabran Tain from Star Trek: DS9. The headline reads "Heartwarming: All your enemies are dead".
It's variation of the onion meme that says "heartwarming: all the worst people you know are fighting", with Tain, who famously recommended that you should not let your enemies outlive you, poorly photoshopped over that bald guy who seldomly makes good points.

Charlio@charlio· Feb 7

es ist so doof ich konnte nicht widerstehen 😭😭

Jamiroquai in a silly large fluffy black hat extending his hand towards the camera. Picture from his music video for "Virtual Insanity", directed by Jonathan Glazer.
The other picture shows my cat poorly edited over the picture, extending her paw in a similiar pose.

Charlio@charlio· Feb 7

White cat lying on her side, curled up, stretching one paw with pink toe beans towards the camera. One of her ears is bent because her head is resting on it. Silly goober vibes. Cutie pie.

Charlio@charlio· Feb 7

Back by popular demand

White cat sleeping on a soft chair, curled up with her hind legs extending to form a perfect "P".

Charlio@charlio· Jan 31

Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone going "Look at how they massacred my boy"

Charlio@charlio· Jan 6

dann bin ich ja beruhigt

Die automatische Wetteranzeige rechts unten in der Windows-Taskbar zeigt "Luft: Ausreichend - Aktuell" an

Charlio@charlio· Dec 24

Weihnachtsurlaub reicht nicht, ich muss ein paar Wochen als präkambrische Lebensform auf dem Meeresboden sitzen und einfach mal zu Atem kommen.

The Ediacaran Period: The first animals (635-541 million years ago)
The earliest visible fossils come from the Ediacaran Period (pronounced ee-dee-ACK-rin), when most creatures were sessile (couldn’t move) and thick mats of bacteria covered the seafloor. By the end of the period, motile (moveable) creatures like Spriggina and Kimberella crawled or swam and may have even hunted for food.

A picture below the text shows several prehistoric life forms on the ocean floor. Most of them are sedentary and resemble plants. They have no schedule or worries. They just sit there.

Charlio@charlio· Dec 13

I KNOW I COULD HAVE LOVED YOU BUT YOU WOULD NOT LET ME

Photoshopped stock photo of a ginger cat screaming into a megaphone at the top of its lungs because it's very passionate about what it has to share with the world

Charlio@charlio· Dec 2

american *sees something american happening americanly in america*:
what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
- tweet by @hermit_hwarang

Charlio@charlio· Nov 20

war auf der suche nach meinem antenne bayern hate thread und hab spaßeshalber mal in die suchleiste getippt und natürlich ist Springer da beteiligt hahahaha

Auszug aus dem Wikipedia-Artikel zu Beteiligungen der Springer AG,
16% direkte Beteiligung an Antenne Bayern
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beteiligungen_der_Axel_Springer_SE

Charlio@charlio· Nov 15

hey yo checkt das aus: 3.141592653589793238462643383279 the llamas say you're not an animal

Kate Bush hält ihre Hände in die Kamera bisschen wie ein Rapper

Charlio@charlio· Nov 15

TAKE AWAY THE LOVE AND THE ANGER

stock photo of a ginger cat holding a megaphone yelling the aforementioned kate bush lyrics

Charlio@charlio· Oct 28

Kann man irgendwie Änderungen an dem Artikel nachvollziehen? Stand jetzt steht das da nicht mehr

Überschrift:
Getöteter Mitarbeiter in Gaza soll Mitglied der Hamas gewesen sein
Unterüberschrift:
Israel hat Dokumente vorgelegt, dass der im Gazastreifen getötete Mitarbeiter einer ZDF-Partnerfirma Mitglied der Terrororganisation Hamas war.
Bildunterschrift:
dpa/taz | Ein kürzlich im Gazastreifen bei einem israelischen Angriff getöteter Mitarbeiter einer ZDF-Partnerfirma soll Mitglied der Terrororganisation Hamas gewesen sein. Nach Angaben des Senders hat Israel ein Dokument vorgelegt, das dies belege.

Charlio@charlio· Oct 24

soll man sich über die kleinen dinge freuen? falls ja, ich hab heute endlich die plastikflaschen weggebracht die ich seit ca. 2 jahren im treppenhaus lager weil es mir unangenehm war damit gesehen zu werden. und der automat hat alle akzeptiert und es waren exakt 10,00 €

Charlio@charlio· Oct 19