Charlotte Moore-Lambert

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· 22d

literally five minutes later and this was still not fast enough!!!

Star is clipped into the front passenger seat of my car and side-eyeing me because it’s a Subaru and not a fucking Star Trek transporter to the destination of her choice

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· 22d

this visit occurred after I was informed, after a shift at said bookstore and several hours of storms that prevented us from taking a walk, that I was gonna need to figure out how to entertain her. usually she prefers a mouthful of socks, but in a pinch, any laundry will do

Star the dog is on a bed, smiling hugely around a mouthful of t-shirt and gym shorts, her tail a blur at the edge of the frame

Star thrashes the laundry to make her point

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· 22d

the new bookseller didn’t have much experience, but her enthusiasm and customer service skills were so persuasive, they hired her despite the fact she can’t read

seen from behind, Star the dog, a medium-sized white pit bull, stands behind a small retail checkout desk, her forepaws on the counter between two registers. her blurred tail shows that she thinks this is great fun. facing her across the counter, a man takes a photo

the photo taken by the man across the counter. Star the dog’s expression conveys the sense that she is playing along with a joke she doesn’t quite understand, her narrow pink tongue peeking out from a relaxed jaw, her floppy cow print ears pricked forward in amusement. she looks for all the world like she is ready to ring up your purchase

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· 24d

here she is right now, this minute, freshly bathed and fed, listening to a thunderstorm roll through, muttering softly to herself and trying valiantly to stay awake under my hand

Star the dog drowses in a sea of soft blue blanket as Charlotte rubs her head

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· 24d

please enjoy these photos of her bonding with our recent houseguest through The Butt of Friendship

Star the dog, a mid-sized white pit bull with a brown spot on her forehead and cow-like brown spots on her floppy ears, sits with her butt decisively on the lap of a smiling young woman. Star looks at the photographer with an expression that clearly conveys, “I claim this person in the name of Dogs. do not ask me to move”

the person from the previous photo is now reclined on a bed. Star the dog sits with her upper body on the bed pillows and her butt on the person’s right shoulder, her tail (cropped out of the photo) fully across their throat. she smiles mischievously at the camera, very pleased with herself and her butt

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jul 12

s’mores for them, s’less for us 😌

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jul 9

thank u sexmountain

sexmountain 🗻 added my video to favorites

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jul 4

Raleigh, never change.

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jul 3

happy birthday too me,

my weather app says that in Raleigh it is 101F, feels like 115F

my brother-in-law texts, “Happy birthday CharChar!”

I reply, “thank you!”

my sister chimes in, “You get the gift of swamp ass for your birthday!”

I deadpan, “truly the gift that keeps on giving”

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jul 2

it’s been 15 minutes

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jul 2

🫠

weather app says it’s 98F, feels like 110F

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jul 1

while we are on the Dog Star, here is my dog, Star

Star the dog smiles hugely from the front seat of a car as Charlotte pats her head

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 29

I’ve shared these photos before but they are simply all-timers. my husband took these from the front seat, which is USUALLY Star’s spot, but any seat is a good seat if it’s a window seat

as seen reflected in a Subaru side-view mirror, Star the dog hangs halfway out the back passenger window. the road behind her rolls away as her spotted brown cow ears flap in the breeze, her white pit bull face lit by the golden light of a nascent sunset, her jaw drooping in an open expression of joy

still hanging out the back window, Star the dog smiles goofily into the wind, her floppy ears seemingly stuck at two different angles

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 27

nah, I'm good, thanks

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 27

once again a blocklist preemptively saves me from this dreck

the altNOAA account has been blocked by the Blue Annoyances blocklist

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 21

*tap tap tap* is this thing on

Charlotte and Star the dog are sitting in a Subaru and grinning at the camera. Charlotte holds an iced mocha, Star holds all the love in her heart

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 21

I am a childless, tired-eyed 43-year-old woman wearing a crop top and handmade beaded jewelry in an unkempt bathroom and I think that’s beautiful 🥰

Charlotte smiles wearily but sincerely into the mirror of an unkempt bathroom. one arm is crossed over her body, showing two beaded bracelets—a Copy Moon Joy friendship bracelet and a bracelet of beaded sunflowers. a beaded monarch butterfly caterpillar dangles from an earlobe visible under her long red hair. she is wearing jeans and a cropped gray t-shirt.

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 9

😍🐶😍🐶😍🐶

Star the dog does a big butt lean into Charlotte’s lap

Star the dog has her head in Charlotte’s lap and is looking towards the camera with a goofy, toothy expression

Star and Charlotte are lying on the couch with their noses almost touching. Charlotte is looking sideways at Star with a silly smile, and Star appears to be deciding which nostril she’s going to stick her tongue into

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 6

a beautiful, serene flight. the baby slept. the darkest plane I’ve ever been on. Jupiter and Venus sparkled out my window the whole way. photos and video just don’t do it.

seen through an airplane window, Venus and Jupiter hang in the sky together above the golden lights of a city at sunset

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 5

come on, man

the airplane is fully east of Philly. it is going out to sea, or, worse, New Jersey. farewell

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 5

*extremely Tucker Carlson* what are we doing. what’s going on.

a flight tracker showing a plane has now corrected north on its way through New Jersey and is, in fact, going to Philadelphia and not…. Portugal

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 5

hey team, am I…. going out to sea

a flight tracking showing an airplane deviating SUBSTANTIALLY east of its planned route to Philadelphia, apparently going for a tour of south Jersey

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 3

Star’s not really into it but she’s being supportive in her own way

Star the dog (a white pit bull with a big brown spot on her butt and brown spots on her ears) is curled up on the couch between Charlotte’s legs. her head rests on a big pillow under which her forelegs are touched. Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals plays on the projection screen in the background

a closeup of Star, her head on a pillow, her forelegs tucked beneath it up to her elbows

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Jun 2

an interloper

an opossum, light by a bright flashlight, hiding up in a tangle of tree branches and vines

cutie opossum face!!! with her lil pink nose!! 🥹

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· May 14

our home projection screen has waited its whole life for this moment and so have I 👎👎👎😭😭😭

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· May 3

I have never in my life seen a dog fall asleep at the vet’s office

Star the dog is asleep on a cushioned bench in a veterinary clinic exam room (her mom has covered the bench with her flannel shirt, to make it a little more familiar and comfy)

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· May 3

waiting for them to come back and fully assess her (nakeyneck is on the other side, but I’ll spare y’all that, since small wounds are visible). she’s so good 😭

Star the dog, a white pit bull with floppy brown cow spot ears, lies patiently on a cushioned bench in a veterinary clinic. her head rests on the very end of the cushion, weary and a little stressed, as she gazes towards the door through which the dogtor will return

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Apr 25

lil guy was NOT happy to be picked up and moved, but he would have been a lot less happy to get accidentally skewered on the tines of my rake

a DeKay’s brownsnake—maybe a foot long when fully stretched out, but still easily able to fit in a human hand—is half-curled in Charlotte’s garden-gloved palm. at its thickest, the snake is only about the width of a human finger. the upper third of its speckled brown body is raised in a defensive S-shape, its lower coils bristling in agitation. he smol but he mad

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Apr 15

oh this is VERY funny

@jrielg.bsky.social writes, “I liked her recent post but then decided to search her feed and found this dumbass dsasshole shit”

they are quoting a post I wrote on September 10, 2024: “Palestine can’t have security while we’re sending Israel bombs, Kamala. hope this helps”

Charlotte Moore-Lambert@charlottereads· Apr 10

just opened the NASA feed of Integrity’s approach and almost fell off the couch