Chartreuse Wahoo
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shoes ‘n booze
I hope all the Europeans that were here for the World Cup are safely back in Europe because we’ve officially entered the hell part of summer 🫠
Our new game is playing hockey with ice chips lol it started when I would fill my owala and kick any ice chips that fell on the floor to him. Now if I even walk near the refrigerator with my water bottle in my hand he expects ice chips lol.
There ain’t no way this man wrote all that shit THIS man doesn’t even know his own name
It’s is once again time for me to make my annual pilgrimage to my hometown to purchase a bushel of peaches
If I lived where it was geographically reasonable for me to go I definitely would lol
Also, when they say this they always just mean someone who unwaveringly agrees with them and validates everything they say or think…
I recently discovered that a pepper plant I got that I thought was just a little beat up actually has variegated leaves and I’m so tickled about it lol
Ok the real question is: which slides for today? Glitter America or the lobs?
We pulled up to our Airbnb today and learned then and there that they were doing a massive fireworks show tonight lol
Alright yall kept skeeting about shrimp so I had to have shrimp tonight
Dog walking for my friend. She had to get him a harness because he kept slipping his collar but unfortunately it makes him look like an ice agent so bad.
I think we’ve reached the point in the summer when I can just stop checking the weather everyday