Chase Taylor-Carter
@chasecarter
Co-owner of Rascal News. Tabletop and internet culture journalist. Avoiding unhealthy use this time around. ✉️: chase@rascal.news
Hobbits in the upcoming MTG set are too sexy, and not in a fun way. Bilbo is constantly yassified (as in attached art) or depicted as some scared twink. Where is fat Bilbo? He ain't even slightly cherubic.
If there ain't 99 other players running through a physical room to find the KAR98K and Level 3 helmet cards, and then one of them domes me from behind and calls me a slur... Well, then it ain't my PUBG.
One last gripe before this microblog drops the "micro". The author fails to recognize that UB is exacerbating this exact issue. Pretty Pikachu is bad, but pretty Cloud Strife is good! Gambling on collector boosters is morally okay when it feature my IP blorbo!
The very expensive boy, as both payment and emotional manipulation
Wholly unsurprising, but worth noting the precision with which Cocks snaps to boilerplate PR speech when discussing Rowling's transphobia and profiting from the Harry Potter license. Also, the bullish AI adopter would subscribe to separating art from the artists! *cue Statler and Waldorf laugh*
Cocks is talking here about AI automation inside Hasbro's IT dept, and this is just plain speaking out of both sides of one's mouth. Turning everyone into vibes-coding engineers to churn out infinite product ideas will require laying off actual creatives. Pig in lipstick stuff.
Thank god Hasbro is injecting mean-reduction slop extruders into its ideation processes. Witnessing the doublethink of CEOs from the outside can be really baffling.
This is a pretty old and lukewarm reason for LLM-powered tool adoption, at this point. But I'm very curious what Cocks thinks makes a "better" idea. Also: "I’ll be as wrong about this as I was about NFTs." You sure fucking will, buddy.
Technofeudalism means even if AI models gain sentience at some distant point, corporations will immediately turn them into unpaid labor. You've been fired and replaced by a shackled simulacra of Peppa Pig and thrash-metal loving Megatron.
Apparently tabletop culture is at risk of having OSR meaning recolonized as Old School Runescape.
While it's refreshing to see a publisher talk realistically about product glut, somehow I don't think it's the fault of designers forced to work as permanent creative freelancers.
My response to most questions @crapstacular.bsky.social asks about the tabletop hobby
Calling out the AI voice to text in Arc raiders will apparently set a "dangerous precedent" and result in "unethical AI practices." Businesses are too scared to disclose the truth As if we're talking about people living with addictions and not hypercapitalist ghouls who hate paying people for work!
A taste of what @newmadras.bsky.social has in store for you with this piece.
Asmodee's CEO wants to use more crowdfunding because of its risk insulation and reliable consumer hype. When retail fails, these platforms are backup for the industry's biggest publishers.
The people in charge of the platforms that small creators must rely on to survive have very different beliefs on how they should be run.
Great article from Nicole here about who gets to "police aesthetics" and how everything online is morphed into a business model. This quote rattled every bone in my body:
Sandwiched inside this interview is WotC president John Hight once again delivering two thumbs up for LLM-generated material in the company's games. He's gonna feed players however much slop they'll allow.
This story earned us our first (implied) legal threat from a subject. Neat!
Dr. Friedman raises some great criticism of the linked piece, but I wanna hit it from the journalism side. These pieces are always reductive, astonished windows for a non-existent layperson to gawp through. Perennial trad media pablum that bins nuance in favor of, well, this:
Two Little Mice's new tabletop RPG, Twilight Sword, is unabashedly Legend of Zelda in both art direction and play: awakened heroes and fabled swords in a world full of monsters, landmarks, and sidequests. If you're gonna transmute a video game, do it with your whole ass!