ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz

@chasej

Writes 🐦‍🔥, 🏳️‍⚧️🌕🐺, 🐉, 🦖, 🐎,and 📡👽 he/they | chasej.xyz Gay Internet Bird and/or Horse ✧ Digital Storyteller ✧ Cybersecurity Guy ✧ Bad Taste Haver ✧ Bird Fact Dispenser ✧ Third-Rate Duelist ✧ Zoid-er ✧ Furry Writer's Guildie ✧ Codexian ✧ RIT🐯 ✧ SNHU🖊️✧🐧🖥️✧⚦

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ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· 25d

I appreciate that Slack has extended character support with its fonts

A screenshot of some text. The user Chase is @'d and it includes a space and a bird from the Egyptian hieroglyph unicode block

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· 27d

you know what day it is

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· 28d

this is what i look like, if you even care

A horse plushie clinging onto a Lenovo Thinkpad laptop

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jul 6

ever just declare bankruptcy

A web browser alert that reads "Do you want to close 422 tabs?"

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jul 5

i havent changed that field since i swapped falco for cafe but im keeping it. its funny

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jul 5

#umamusume this game is fun and good again come be my friend

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jul 1

In other good news: I passed my last cybersecurity certification! I'll update LinkedIn/etc uhhh probably tomorrow I still have a lot of stuff that NEEDS to get done today lol

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jun 25

hey so why did i get sent this

A very large cardboard box with the text 2026 POWERADE FIFA WORLD CUP Q2 LAMINE YAMAL SHIPPER

An assembled cardboard display stand for powerade. It has FIFA cup branding.

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jun 24

have an autobiographical comic on why my "truesona" is a horse #makeaterriblecomicday2026

A four panel comic titled "34 Years of Being Horse Pilled).
Panel 1: a bubble from off screen reads "Have you always been a horse?" An anthro appaloosa horse has his hoof thoughtfully on his chin and says "Well..."
Panel 2: labeled "Age: 13" The same horse is younger, with less piercings and bright hair, and wearing a DARE shirt. He is drawing a unicorn and saying "...and Flame is a fire unicorn so his magic..."
Panel 3: labeled "Age: 4: The same horse is much younger, with bright hair and wearing a blue dress. They're prancing on the edge of a trampoline labeled "Volcano (trampoline)" and saying "Let's play my little pony!"
Panel 4: labeled "Age: Baby". An offscreen bubble from the left says "Why is [scratched out pronoun] orange?" An offscreen bubble from the right says "[scratched out pronoun' only wants to eat carrots." A baby anthro horse with pale orange fur is sitting in a high chair.

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jun 21

speaking of painting horsies: decided to also finally do these two. decided to be Creative, because of the month (also because i dont really have any "translucent black" paint and i dont want to figure out how to make that lol)

A small translucent figurine of a pony painted in rainbow colors.

A small translucent figure of a horse painted like the trans flag.

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jun 19

got one of those breyer "paint and play" blind bags and made sunday silence (for totally normal reasons) the paint it came with was....not great. ill probably use my tamiya paints for the next one. but it was my first time painting something actually "realistic" so that was a fun change

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jun 12

writers, this is your regular reminder to archive your publications, because you never know when a website goes dark, and you can't rely on the wayback machine (esp since some places refuse to let themselves be archived that way)

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jun 8

my server sensed i had all the free time in the world

A fake window alert pop up that reads "Lmao your shit is fucked fam" it has an icon of the linux mascot tux the penguin

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jun 3

new icon for pride month :) art by @berensreverie.bsky.social

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Jun 2

in case you've ever wondered what tf im on about in my "weird" bio

A screenshot of a BBC Article titled 'Gay animals more common than you wold think'. It's retweeted with the text "Of course they're more common, I see them on my phone everyday. And I am one

A writer's bio that reads: Chase Anderson is a gay animal person inside of your phone, which means he cares a lot about living things, the arts, and cybersecurity. He can be found sorting your recycling, posting cognitohazards in the group chat, and telling people about the many benefits of bollards, the best security control. If that hasn't scared you away and you want to read more of his work, you can find it at chasej.xyz

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· May 25

i hope everyone following me for Professional Reasons has already figured this out

Dear followers, Today I offer you content that specifically caters to myself. Tomorrow? content that specifically caters to myself

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· May 24

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· May 21

finished my first ctf!!! my goals kept changing: not last place > well if do 5% i get the CPEs > last night ended at 21 i should try to stay in the 20s! > lets actually get 1,000 points i still have SO MUCH to do this week but ill do a write up Soon (and put it on linkedin lol)

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· May 13

for my how 2 submit panel i used a bunch of snoopy comics because his writer-sona is such a perfect encapsulation of how NOT to do things lol

A three panel peanuts comic:
panel 1: Snoopy is reading a document that says "No such material will be returned unless submitted with a self-addressed envelope and sufficent postage."
panel 2: Snoopy is walking and carrying a large envelope
panel 3: Snoopy is putting the envelope into a mailbox and thinking "They probably don't really mean it!"

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· May 7

hey if you have a <=100 word story you can just publish it via burger (originally published in @nightshadesmag.bsky.social lol)

A 100 word story between two shapes that look like hamburger buns. The story is: When you first arrived to tell me I might not be crazy, I should’ve used these then-fledgling powers to rewind time once more, to before I first failed to save the woman I thought I’d loved, so I’d never discover why, or make you become that woman, or you that love, or I the woman, or that love the blinders that’ll force me to kill her or her you or you me or all the yous and mes and hers that had and will and might exist, all at one crossroads, staked between by that single, well-meaning, idiotic first act.

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· May 5

A screenshot of a text conversation

person 1: wheres the 16 B coming from

person 2: Dont worry kitten

person 1: okay 💗
person 1: yay 💗

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· May 4

its been awesome going from "ah man i wish someone could draw this funny picture" to "wait....I CAN DRAW THIS" (lugia friend in one of those "chicken purses" that i saw on youtube shorts)

A Lugia, much smaller than normal, placed inside of a Purse" that has holes for its legs and tail. The purse has a water pokemon pattern and its being carried by an Arcanine.

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Apr 29

Learning about password hashes and I'm like "yeah I know all about SHA he's a cool dude 𓁣"

Two small stone sculptures of the Set animal, or Sha, which looks like a canine with triangular ears, a drooping nose, and an upright tail. One is made of white stone with black spots and the other is made of red stone.

ChaseJ 𓃗 xyz@chasej· Apr 28

I'd bring back the Key System of streetcars. Yes including going over the bridge into SF I'd do what BART's doing and sell merch and also tell the operators to just wave ppl on if Clipper doesn't work/they don't got money lol